Wat wud u do if i...

Committed suicide?
Said I love u?
Kissed u?
Lived next door?
Was raped?
Was hospitalized?
Ran away from home
How long will we be friends?
Do u love me?
Have I hurt you?
Wud u hug me?
Are we close?
Scale of 1-10, hw sound am i?
Am I loveable?
What was ur 1st impression of me?
Have u ever been mad at me?


wud/hav u evr........

go out wit me?
kiss me?
do me?
dump me?
hurt me?
cheat on me?
take me home?
giv me ur no.?
play strip poker?
take a shower wit me?
get twisted wit me?
hang out wit me?
b my friend?
love me?
marry me?

Dylan aka. Bummer Quotes

" I bummed a cat "

" Hot coins turn me on! "

" Can I be DJ Dildo? "

" Megans actually looking hotter "

" I want to score Gavin Murphy "

" I wake up with an erection EVERY morning "

" Your cock is as hard as leather! "

" I tie him up and rape him every night! "

" Megan is going the right way for a smack bottom! "

" I want to see you take a shit "

" Stop posing, i'll wet myself! "

" Can you get me more friends? "

" (Blindfolded) Lads! I can't see!!! "

" I scored the referee "

"My moms gona whip me!"

" You can be with me...(stroking karl's thigh) "

" Bummer: You know what I'm gonna' do? I'm gonna' sit in a ditch and kill myself.
Alex: How are you gonna' kill yourself?
Bummer: I'll eat me own shit. "

" Alex bend over. "

" Are you quoting me? No wonder you took out your phone everytime I spoke. "

" Bet Karl's smoking now. No interest in anything else. "

" Gavin's such a dope, evertime he looks at me he giggles. "

" (kicks ball) That was such a good spin, if only it went up karl's ass. "

" My Dad got a suit a year or two ago.. "

" Oh I can't wait for the weekend! We can watch Karl have a smoke. "

"My Dad wants me to take this Complan stuff for anerexic people...it makes you gain weight"

" That smells like a babies arse. "

" I took it anally from Zim's dad. "

" Did you get brain surgery to fuck you up? "

" Give us a pull. "




iv decided to chart some darren moments aswell so they will become imortal, it will b updated regular hopefully haha


ross: so i was on the bus the oder day
darren: wait stop for a second . what does that mean?
ross/hayley/duffy: what?
darren:wat does on the bus mean?

'im goin in to watch eurotrip unkenserd' (dats the way he prounounced it)

'she waved at me'

darren: hey ur laura arnt u
eimear: no im eimear
darren: no im pretty sure ur laur

darren thinks dennis rodman's real name is david raddyman.

Darren:"you comin out?"
Ross:"eh?"
Darren:"doesnt matter!" *jogs off*

Darren: "i was invited to cia's party"
Ross: "u mean CIVA's party?"
Darren: "no, i'm pretty sure her name is Cia"
Ross: " i wnt out with, ive known her for ages, her names C-I-V-A!"
Darren : "no ur wrong it's Cia"


darren "wisdom of a man"
"I KNOW I'M DEFINATELY 100% RIGHT"


darren: "its picking up rubbish . its not like u hafta be a rocket surgon"



Random Quotes:

Darren murray:
i was so tired yesterday i slept.


more to b added soon, let us no if u have any

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