1. Who are you?
2. Are we frends?
3. When and how did we meet...
4. How well do you know me?
5. Have you ever had a crush on me...
6. Have you ever wanted 2 punch me?
7. Describe me in three words...
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do you still think the same...
10.What reminds you of me?
11.What do you like best about me...
12.If you could change anything about me what would it be?
13.If you could give me anything what would it be...
14.Have you ever wanted to tell me something but couldnt?
15.What would you say my best feature is...
16.Are you gonna put this on your blog and see what I write about you?

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left..
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Money talks...but Chocolate sings.

Situations you may find yourself in, and the orgasms you may encounter...

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
Sex in an apple orchard - Core-gasms
Sex in a labratory - Organasms
Sex with a scout - Lore-gasms
Sex while cleaning the house - Chore-gasms
Sex with a absentminded person - For-gasms
Sex with an obnoxious ex-MTV host - Pauly Shore-gasms
Sex where you get sand in your crotch - Sea shore-gasms
Sex at the haunted house - Gore-gasms
Sex with a retired hockey star - Bobby Orr-gasms
Sex with someone who isn't paying attention - Ignore-gasms
Sex while fishing - Lure-gasms
Sex with Santa Claus - HO HO Hogasms!!!
Sex with pinnochio - Nose-gasms
Sex with a radioactive person - Glow-gasms
Sex while out skiing - Snow-gasms
Sex while being greedy - Your-gasms
Sex with an action figure - GI Joe-gasms
Sex with a neighboor - Next Door-gasms
Sex while decorating - Decor-gasms
Sex with Superman's enemy - gasms-Bizarro
Sex while walking through a cave - Explore-gasms
Sex for the 10th time in one day - Please-No-More-gasms
Sex in tall grass - Need-To-Mow-gasms
Sex online - Cybor-gasms
Sex with a Q-tip - Ear-Gasms
Sex at a fashion show - Dior-gasms
Sex during Desert Storm - War-gasms
sex on a motorcycle - Moto-gasms
Sex at a beauty parlor - Glamour-gasms
Sex at a soup cafe - Soup De Jour-gasms
Sex on TV Land - Mary Tyler Moore-gasms
Sex in a Potato field - Ore-Ida-gasms
Sex With a very well endowed Partner - Tore-gasms
Sex With a not so well endowed Partner - Or-chasm
Sex in a field of flowers - Spore-gasms
Sex with a monster - Igor-gasms
Sex while thinking of the past - Prior-gasms
Sex with someone you love - Amore-gasms
Sex in Jurrasic Park - Raptor-gasms
Sex in a tubful of Cavier - Roe-gasms
Sex well planned - Or-gasm-ized


LOL Flo xx