Jade Aka Alky

How come i STILL feel hungover from the weekend?? :(

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  • from The ghetto streets of Saughton Baby!!
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MAKE UR HATERS UR MOTIVATORS! Never mind what haters say, ignore them till they fade away!
Me, Myself, and I
Don't make me Chris Brown you BIIIIIATCH!!!!!!!

I see her muggin me, she don't want no problems, I got a lil' bit of thug in me ;)

Laandan was supaaaaa, D spoiled me & of course i spoiled.......myself ha! :)

Well life is just peachy im a happy fun luvin kinda gal, any1 that knows me......UR A LUCKY MUTHAA FUCKAA!!!! lol. Love a night on the town never seem to be in these days the drink has got the better of me once & for all. Always up for a good laugh & NEVER take myself seriously, as maw C says 'JADE STOP MAKIN AN ASS OF URSELF, BE A LADY!' Im tryin mum i swear i am, 1 day i'll get promoted from mummys lil bitch 2 mummys lil princess......Pfft Chances!? Anyways if u see me out on the town please spare a buck or 2 for my taxi home coz i ALWAYS seem 2 spend my taxi £ on 'JUST 1 MORE SAMBUCA?' cum on make a difference 2 the lives of cold drunk girls out there.....Also if u could find my shoes & dignity while ur there that would be supaa! lol

THANK YOOU MY BABIES......
The Other Half Of Me
Miss Harper Miss Harper

Miss Harper Miss Harper

Miss Prada on 1 arm, Miss Harper on thee other ;)

I LIIIIKE......
Nights out with The Team we are simple but we dont cuuurrrr, Hop hip Music, my mini milly, my pink cam/ Blackberry Storm/ ipod/ Lola the laptop. Grannys booty shakin (beyonce eat ur heart out) lol. CHICKEN!, Shopping love the odd designer label or 10 moohaha Shallow? yes i am! Spooning with the wifey, Bad dancin (Aly Baly we rock that sheeeet), "Flip, Strip, Drink", Jimmy cs hangover cure, Horse Riding ( I want my horsey back :( ), Mong flace pics (Sarah we r just SEXUAL BEASTS) lol, Girls hols, Pink sambucaaa! SCRUBS, Designer bags...yes please! Christian Audigier cap on a bad hair day, My pink, black & chesnut uggs. I just live & breathe fashion, makes me :) Mistaa Sorley You ma bhoy blue!! Hula hoopin on the wii fit.
DO ONE......
When the drinks all gone, Creepy sleazy verdooos, Playaaas, Granny gettin chatted up by all the hotties & leavin us the scraps, Lisa workin wknds, Alys chin its HUGO! Mummy Campbells "LOOK", Girls tht point the finger when they dont have a scooby what went on, boy oh boy if only u knew, Chasin after the wee one all day & night ( Granny ur sum hard work) lol. Tongue or nipple piercings....tacky eww!! The Punch & Judy show(Jimmy Hill called & he wants his chin back!) lol. Girls Aloud im a PCD gal all thee way, Primark - sorry but that place sucks sum serious ass! Ppl that cant apply fake tan....hiyaaa orange hand geez a wave weeman!
Fact!!
☆''Girls Who Behave, Are Never Remembered!' - Marilyn Monroe! ☆
2009/2010
LA, Vegas & Hawaii with Muma 2010 aaaaahh soooo excited! Girls Hol...maga or napa?? My bhoy is taking me to Paris next year :) :) Got all my pennies saved for my horsey just cant find the right nag :( Miami & Dubai your next, Last things on my to do list, well them & Brad Pitt...IF ONLY!!! New pad next year.....live with a bhoy??? Hmmmm il have to think about that 1 D ha!
Daddy....MCMLXIII - MCMXCIII
Theres not a day that goes by that i dont think about u!! Everyday that passes is a day closer to seeing you again :) أبي لا يهم أين أنت أنا دائما يكون لديك طفلة صغيرة

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  • Y I SHOULD'NT DRINK!!!!!!!!

    Walking about Edwards in my pants * Streaking up Saughton from the waist down and trying to do a snowangel in the grass when there was no snow * Going drink shopping in the afternoon with Aly in our PJ and buying pom poms and a hoola hoop * Going into the mens toilets and asking them y no1 is peeing, the toilet dude had to give me a lollypop to get me out * Doing rolly polly down the road and getting glass stuck in my head * The Police stopping to ask me and rosa y we were talking to a tree * Running away from Darios after not paying and getting caught coz i stopped to talk to sum1 * Trying to climb into alys cupboard and washing machine * Bad dancing to get free chips and cheese * Ending up at the seaside with Lisa getting in a fight with a french dude for stealing his Rubber ducky * Spewing in sum random dudes bathtub at a house party * Taking my mum and granny to Cav * Going skinny dipping in Zante and getting my clothes stolen * Breaking into a neighbours garden to play on her trampoline even tho ive got one in my own garden, didnt help that it was the back of 3 and i was shoutin weeee while Aly was sausage rollin about in the garden Laughing * Wanting to make a ganghut at a house party to drink my strongbow with strawberry whipped cream on top mmm *

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Name :   Jade
Nick Name :   J Daawg, Jadey, Spade, Tank, Alky (2 many)
Birthdate :   6/12/86
Birthplace:   The burgh....yawn!
Current Location:   Same old hood....Throw the S up!
Eye Color:   Bluey/ greeny
Hair Color:   Blonde & Dark
Height:   5' 6
Weight:   Next question
Piercings:   6 (ears, belly button & hand)
Tatoos:   2 (wrist & bottom of back)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Boyfriend & Wife lol
Vehicle:   Milly the mini
Overused Phrase:   What up daawg, In yo flace, TIMMY!!! (2 many)
FAVORITES
Food:   Anything with Chicken in it
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Eddys, TGIs, Gd auld Cav, City....the list is endless
Candy:   Chocolate buttons
Number:   3
Color:   Pink DUH!!!
Animal:   Horsey
Drink:   Vody & diet coke, Sambucaaa baby!
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Arms & Tooshi lol
Perfume:   Juicy couture
TV Show:   Scrubs, My name is earl, The Hills, Simpsons
Music Album:   T.I's album for now
Movie:   Whats eating Gilbert grape (Mumaa wake up!!)
Actor/Actress:   Denzel Washington, Brad Pitt, Samuel L Jackson.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDs baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate with whipped cream mmm!
Kiss or Hug:   Kisses
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   RAP of course
Summer or Winter:   Summer...who the hell likes bein cold?
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny, love to tickle that funny bone!
Love or Money:   Money money money...with a lil luurrve!
YOUR...
Bedtime:   I pass out most of the time so i dono lol.
Most Missed Memory:   Daddy Campbell....Miss you so much!
Best phyiscal feature:   Legs
First Thought Waking Up:   2 More minutes
Ambition:   Designer
Best Friends:   Big A daawg & L daawg u ma hommies, love all my chicks tho
Weakness:   I have no Willpower
Fears:   Losing loved ones
Longest relationship:   2 Years
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Hells no
Ever been beaten up:   Pffft you gotta be jokin me
Ever beaten someone up:   Nope cat fights r trashy
Ever Shoplifted:   Em when i was a teeny bopper
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Zanteeeee baby hehe!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Opposite sex?? DUH!! Same sex....who hasn't?
Been Dumped Lately:   Na, il be the dumper plez!
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Brown or Blue
Favorite Hair Color:   Dark
Short or Long:   Not to short but not 2 long & funky
Height:   5' 11
Style:   Designer/ casual/ Funky
Looks or Personality:   Bit of both but more Looks ha!
Hot or Cute   Hottieeee
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Not to muscular but not a lil twig either
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Miami
How do you want to Die:   Calm down weeman
Been to the Mall Lately:   Em YEAAH its like my fav hobby
Get along with your Parents:   Yeah muma c is my best bud
Health Freak:   I wish, im a fitness freak tho.
Do you think your Attractive:   Thank god for make up
Believe in Yourself:   Yup i doo
Want to go to College:   Maybe to do a beauty course or sumin
Do you Smoke:   Eww smelly clothes & bad breath..no thanks!
Do you Drink:   Like a fish
Shower Daily:   Noooooo u dont say...daft question NEXT!
Been in Love:   Yes.....finally!!!! ha
Do you Sing:   Like an angel......baaah!
Want to get Married:   Na i just want the Tiffanys ring...hint hint!
Do you want Children:   Yes a Boy & Girl
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   No1s ever gona deeee flower me
Hate anyone:   Hates a strong word.......but yeah i do! lol.
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  • Michael Cornforth
    Michael Cornforth

    are we still together babe yes or no lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    2 hours ago
  • Michael Cornforth
    Michael Cornforth

    am i a gd bf to u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    2 hours ago
  • Michael Cornforth
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    im not ok babe im so hurt xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    3 hours ago
  • Claire Cuggy
    luv Claire Cuggy

    Hey hun im fine!!
    I cant believe they let u drive all the way thru there and the horse was lame...thats down rite nasty!!!
    It mustnt hav been meant for u spade, ther will be lots of others out ther for ya hun!!!
    Hope ur still up for painting the town pink on the 12th Dec.......BRING IT ON!!!!!

    Loves ya
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    6 hours ago
  • ColinAllan Photography
    luv ColinAllan Photography

    Well u can't...lol
    let me know what u want to do as I know what I want to do ;) lol

    8 hours ago
  • Little Miss Drunken Bum
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    Hello gawjus :D !!

    How r u? Long time no spk...how u been missy? good wknd then?....went 2 karma lst nyt, was'nt the greatest came home at 2 :O not lyk me haha! Got a hen nyt on saturday so will make up for leavin early then :D !!

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  • Claire Cuggy
    luv Claire Cuggy

    hey hun!! hows u?? how did the try out go with the horsey??xxxxx

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  • Princess Jenn
    luv Princess Jenn

    Hey Hunni
    Hows u? Did u go to tynecastle the other night I didnt make it damn work!!!!!! R u still wanting that tutu can try and get that sorted this week am still looking 4 a dress nothing fits I think am going 2 have 2 buy a maternity one Miss C!!!!!!!!! Speaking of tutus have u been on the tutushop page its ace have a look and let me know your thoughts.

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    PS miss u

    2 days ago
  • ColinAllan Photography
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    Don't get the horse get the shoot...lol ;)

    3 days ago
  • Michael Cornforth
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    hi beautifull wife how are u been xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    3 days ago
  • Tonky
    luv Tonky

    am gd gd lass just finishd wrk it wiz boltic its nae gd bn a roofer .........?

    tym ti get drunk noo .....??

    r yi oot this wknd dolly .......

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    3 days ago
  • Stephen Zaccardelli
    Stephen Zaccardelli

    ur rite it will be MESSY! wouldnt be a party if it wasnt :P

    aye get some tunes jotted down so i can get them! U can help me DJ! DJ Zaccardelli vs DJ campbell! O YEAH BOYO! :P

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    3 days ago
  • Claire Cuggy
    Claire Cuggy

    We should go for a wee cheeky lesson sumwher soon, see if we can still cut it!!! pmsl
    Sounds like a good height tho! oh i bet ur mega hyper hun.... good luck u will be fine!! wat time u going at??

    Loves ya
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    3 days ago
  • Stephen Zaccardelli
    Stephen Zaccardelli

    well its a joint party fi up and down staires! a think they will be like 200 there lol! mental eh!

    yeah get a play list cos i dont know any hip hop but ill have to play some for the girls so u can help me out! dj JCalky haha i so cant wait like!!!!!!!!

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    3 days ago
  • Claire Cuggy
    Claire Cuggy

    Is it a young thing or has it done a bit!!!
    Dont be nervous ule be fine, u dont need to do much u can go back as many times as u want to try it, too make sure its the rite one for ya??
    Oh how exciting was size is it?
    Love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    3 days ago
  • Stephen Zaccardelli
    Stephen Zaccardelli

    ones self is fine darling haha. its at rays house across from frankenstiens :D gonna be a huge party like! im DJin and theres gonna be live bands andd that! invite all ur friends 2! :D give me a playlist of songs u want aswell and ill slap them on for ya ;)

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    3 days ago
  • Claire Cuggy
    Claire Cuggy

    Im Just Fine and Dandy thanks!!!
    Oooh trying a horsey where abts????
    Im out 2nie and 2mrw during the day....u kow it will be messy!!!
    Love ya
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    ARGHHHH I CANT SEND LOVE FOR SUM STUPID REASON!!!!!!

    3 days ago
  • Claire Cuggy
    Claire Cuggy

    Awite Nutttaaaaa!!!
    Hows u??
    What ya upto this weekend???
    Love ya
    xxxxxxx

    3 days ago
  • Aly Baly Bee-Atch
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    Bak at u homo x x x x

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  • Stephen Zaccardelli
    luv Stephen Zaccardelli

    hello my friend :P hows it hangin??? was gonna ask u comin to rays party on new year! gonna be a messy 1 me thinks :D xxxxxxx

    3 days ago