Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

My Defining Quote:
Dave: You're dim and easy.
Me: I'm not dim!

[Drunk] me: Eat the toast!!
[Drunk] Ana: But I'm not hungry!
Me: Eat the toast!!
Ana: I'll have it for breakfast ok? *puts toast in her bag*
Me: ....ok.

Me: *points at feet* I hate you, and I hate you.
Katie: Are you talking to your feet?
Me: No, I'm talking to my ankles!

Iryna: Can't that woman stay away from sex? She's always pregnant!

Buddhist Dude: Happiness is only relief from pain
Mad: God that's so emo, no wonder he's in Temple Bar

Ms. Stephens: When in doubt, burn it!
: [to the tune of Jubilate Deo] Keep watching or I'll get a gun!

IGod: What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me: The one where you fuck eve up the ass
IGod: I think I know that one.

Mad: Every teenage female girl MUST see the notebook. [as opposed to male girls, y'know]

Me: I'd laugh at us..
Mad: We ARE laughing at us, Jean! *almost falls off stool... twice* [I wrote that while drunk, hehe ^^]

Shane: You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Me: Aww that'd be really sweet if I didn't exist!

Dave: *takes razor out of his bag*
Katie: I KNEW you stole my toothbrush!!

Katie: You know the hippie dude? Oh wait, you weren't in that day, but you know the hippie dude?

Emma: I picked up my phone and there was a BEAN on it.

[Drunk] Jonny: I wanna be so drunk I wanna put my penis in Martin's eye!!

[Drunk] Emma: If jesus loves me why wont the door open?!

Me: Did the room change colour?
Louise: ......Chameleon!

Ana: I hate numbers and numbers!

Mr Glynn [about Van Gough's ear]: He cut it off and gave it to a prostitute as a present.
Kim: I always get ears ^^

Me: What sound does a panda make?
Lisa: Panda panda panda panda!
Kim: That sounds like a pokemon. Go Panda!
Lisa: Nomnomnomnomnom
Me: What the hell is that?
Lisa: The sound a panda makes when it goes..

Ian [To me and Matt lying sideways on the bed]: Get up, you'll fall asleep!
Matt: We won't, we'd have to be inverted to fall asleep. Just like when you invert a pentagram and it goes to sleep.

[Drunk] Ian: I'll backflip you in the face. And you won't even know what it is... 'cuz it's a backflip!

Ana: Tip me over and I'll kill you instantly.

Me [about Mr. Glynn]: God he's so grumpy today
Rebecca: Menopause.

Rob: Is it just cause we're in this *weeeeiiird room* that it's so hot?
Tom: It's called a conservatory, Rob.

Ciaran: I've only smoked hash alot.

[In McDonalds after being told there were no Shamrock Shakes... on Paddy's Day! wtf?]
Rob: Can I have a hamburger to comfort me in my time of woe?

[Drunk] Donncha: I'm smoking cigars and baking smaking beers!

[Drunk] Donncha: Good luck and good well!

Tom: Donncha, I think you need to hit the water.
[Drunk] Donncha: *falls onto the ground*
Tom: Eh.. what are you doing?
[Drunk]Donncha: Thats the water! I'm hitting the water... Where's the water?

Tom: You look like a big thing.. that's... really really really good...

Tom: The best wanks are always the ones with moisturiser. That's why my hands are so soft!

Michelle: My arm hurts from my wii

Lisa: Ba mhaith liom a bheith i mo chonaí i do chat

Lisa: I feel like Nelly except with a moustache instead of a plaster.

Clíodhna: Lawl, just thinking of the Shawshank redemption there. That guy didn't need a chisel, he just needed a Jean and a headboard!

Begger Child: Gimme money!
Shane: You can have some cookies..
Begger Child: No, I want money
Clíodhna: Beggers can't be choosers!

Aonghus: This is how I imagine your brain working: Clever clever clever sloooooooooooooow clever clever...

Mick: I can't even count twelve on two hands!

Amy [in Crete]: Hey look there's the Alps!

Me: Do you know who Plato is?
Lisa: Wasn't he in Shakespeare or something?

Lisa: I'm not drunk, I've only had seven!

Shane: Diarmuid, I hope you get run over!

[Open blog for more quotes!]

Patrick: Don't drink in the drunkism!.

How am I feeling today? One Hit Wonder - Tracy Bonham

Will I get far in life? The Hell Song - Sum 41 [yay hell!]

how do my friends see me? Knights of Cydonia - Muse

where will I get married? Hey - Chilis

what is my best friend's theme song? Jolene - Cake [Who the hell's Jolene?]

what is the story of my life? Walk By - Good Charlotte

What is/was high school like? Angry Inch - Hedwig and the Angry Inch

How can I get ahead in life? Song For Ireland - Tommy Flemming [wtf?]

what is the best thing about me; Boogie Monster - Gnarles Barkley

How is today going to be? Disco Club - Black Eyed Peas. [uh?]

What is in store for this weekend? Try Too Hard - Pink [oh no]

what song describes my parents? Passing the Hat - Cold War Kids

My grandparents? Juxtaposed With U - Super Furry Animals

How is my life going? Golden Touch - Razorlight

What song will they play at my funeral? Black Eyed - Placebo. [how morbid]

How does the world see me? Happy Jack - The Who

Will I have a happy life? I was a Prayer - Alkaline Trio [I do not like the sound of that at all O.o]

Do people secretly lust after me? New - No Doubt

How can I make myself happy? Get Me out of here - Jet

What should I do with my life? There's a Good Reason these Tables are Numbered, Honey, you just havn't thought of it yet - Panic! At the Disco

Will I ever have children? The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court - Coheed & Cambria

What is some good advice for me? Hypocrites - Korn

What is my signature dancing song? Crossing The Frame - Coheed & Cambria

what do I think my current theme song is? Do Your Thing - Basement Jaxx

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Growing Up - Fall Out Boy

What type of men/women do you like? I Touch Myself - Divinyls [lmao!]