>1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter)

>2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing ! "
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)


>4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)

>5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)

>6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

>7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)

>8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

>9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson - soccer coac

>11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
(Metro Radio)

>12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)

>13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)

>15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)

>16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown."
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

>17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked...

>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

>... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew
>did too as they were laughing so hard!

18."He's just smashed the world record, this is >unbelievable!!!what is
he doing? he's still going. oh wait there's still another lap to go."

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How did we meet?
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Rate my looks ouuta 10?
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