Started reading Harry Potter, it's a bit far fetched.
OK I can buy the magic|
and the unicorns...
and the big castle and the candles etc

but a ginger kid with 2 mates - wtf - come on......


How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead woman, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
They stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let them think they are having their own way, and the other is to let them have it.

What's the true definition of a blonde?
Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
Someone told them to a redhead.

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
She unties you.

Marrying a Redhead Advice
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"

How does a redhead change a light bulb?
She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.——

What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to—their heart is through—the ribcage.

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."

What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

What's the difference between a redhead and a Doberman pinscher?
Some people actually like Dobermans...

Why do redheads think they're special?
It's amazing what arrogance and a lack of sensitivity will do for your ego...

What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead...?
At least you can ignore the blonde safely...

Whats the differnce between a blonde and a redhead
Blondes don't carry their attorney's home phone number with them at all times...
Fewer blondes think that they are entitled to a free ride,
You can have fun sleeping with a blonde, with a redhead you'll never find your wallet afterwards

What is the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand into a
blender?
You got a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on...

What is the difference between a redhead and a lawyer ?
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