The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

1) Are you in a complicated relationship?

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? yes lol. well hates a strong word.

3) How many houses have you lived in? just the 1...

4) Favorite Chocolate Bar? twirl

6) Have you ever tripped someone? mmm prob

7) Least favorite school subject? R.E.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? OH god i dunno have a clue to many

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? mmm nope

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? yup just a few times lol

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind? will not write it here

12) Favorite genre of music? will listen to anyting once, so all

13) What is your zodiac sign? Virgo

14.) What time were you born? 1.27 or 1.28 in da murnin

15) Do you like beer? nope not a mission. yucky. cedar now ur talkin

16) Have you made a prank phone call? yup. walls?

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own? another one rides the bus

1 Are you sarcastic..? never lol

19) What is your favourite colour? whiteblueblack

20) How many watches do you own? 3

21) Summer or winter? both

22) Is anyone in love with you? ill leave this

23) Favorite color to wear? any other dan pink

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

26) Where is your second home? mc chicken nuggetts

27) Have you ever slapped someone? yup and punched to.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 2

30) How many video games do you own? none

31) What was your first pet? rex

32) Ever had braces? nopes

33) Do looks matter? mmmm sorta.. depends on the person

34) What time is it? 12.45

35)Fav subject in school: rts

36) Your Brother or Your Sister? not a hard one to choose as ive not sisters.

37) Are you too forgiving? yup most def

3 How many children do you want? 3

39) Are you listening to music? no

40) Favorite breakfast meal? jambon yum

41) Do you own a gun? oh aye

42) Ever been in love? yes and stil am.

43) When was the last time you fell over? fluckers i dunno not someting i lak to remember.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? spun abot

45) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? back and a fluffy button lol

46) Have you ever called your teacher mum? prob wen i was a wee'in

47) Have you ever been in a castle? yup

4 Nickname(s)? shortie or wee bee

49) Do you know anyone named Henry? no

50) What is the most special item you own? wigggy

51) Do you own something from Adidas? yup yup..

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yup

53) Ever call somebody boo? nope not mme style

55) Do you own a man's thong? ehhh noo

56) Are you happy with your life right now? mmm 50/50

57) Do you like your hair? suppose lak

60) What were you doing on Hallowen 1995? trick or treating

61) Wen u were little wot did you act like? tomboy, spoilt.

62) McDonalds or Burger King? mc mc D's

63) Do you like yourself?someones gotta lol

64) Are you closer to your Mum or Dad??

65)Ever been in London? nope and loved it.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? depends lol

67) Have you ever eaten Glue? strange one

6 Do you own a webcam? nope dere for pervs lmao

69) Has anyone ever called you a tease? yup and im a professional lmao

70) Ever broken a bone? fingers lol

71) Are you religious? nope

72) Do you chat on MSN often? so so

73) Pringles or Walkers? pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart? yup

75) Simpsons/Futurama? Simpsons

77) Do you like your School? no

7 Have you ever stripped? not to my knowledge lol

79) Do you have a birth mark? yup on me's back

80) Do you own a car? fucus

81) Can you cook? im a professional....... mess in the kitchen lol

83) Do you text message often? flat out

84) Money or love? love

85) Do you have any scars? aye a few

86) What do you want more than anything? (......)

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? no but im made watch dem lol

8 Relationships or one night stands?

89) How big i

A TO Z
A - Available?: yesh
A - Age?: 20
A - Annoyance?: Men

B - Boyfriends name? Unknown until future reference
B - Best Friend?: all ma buddies
B - Bar?: Mc Aleers & el gribbens
B - Birthday?: 29th August

C - Crush?: hmmmm???
C - Car?: fffffffucus
C - Cat?: sneaky

D - Pets Name?: tyson
D - Dads Name?:
D - Dog? 1

E - Easiest person to talk to? ne of my mates
E - Eggs? fried and toast
E - Email? oh yesh

F - Favorite colors?: black & blue
F - Food?: chinese, fries in the mornin, chippy
F - Foreign Slang: too rude lol

G - Gummy Bears or Worms?: Worms
G - God?: aye
G - Good Time?: cruisin wif me mates

H - Hair Color?blonde..... ish for now
H - Height?: 5' nofing (short ass)
H - Happy? out and about

I - Ice Cream? lemon favour yum
I - Island?: Ireland lol
I - Idol? myself lol
J - Jewelery?: my chain
J - Job?: office mutli tasker lol

K - Kids?: few years to go yet
K - Karate?: no
K - Kite?: confustin tings but i got one

L -Longest Car Ride: Galway baby
L -Largest what? apple pie lol
L -longest time sleeping: a day i tink

M - Milk Flavor: plain gud ole milk 4rm da cow
M - Mothers Name:
M - Movie Last Watched: sleepy hallow

N - Number of Siblings: 3
N - Northern or Southern...... Ireland 32
O - One Wish?: meet the man of my dreams
O - One Phobia?: standin drivin ova water
O - One true love?: ???

P - Parents: RIP
P - Part of your appearance you like best: Dunno
P - Part of your personality you like best: shortness side

Q - Quote: War doesnt determine whos right.War determines whos left.
Q - Quick or Slow?: Quick sloww quick quick slow
Q - Quiet or Loud?: 50/50

R - Reason to smile: RALLY IRELAND
R - Reality TV Show: Hate them
R - Right or Left: Left - smarter we suppose 2 b.

S - Song Last Heard: timberland apologize
S - Season: Summer, winter
S - Stupid or Smart?: smart....... ass
T - Time you woke: 7.40am
T - Time Now: 4.32
T - Time for bed: wen evs i can

U - Unknown Facts about me: everybody knows everyting abot me
U - are: getttin ready 2 go home. asap


V - Vegetable you hate: cabbage, turnip.
V - Vegetable you love: spuds lol carrotts
V - View on Politics: 32

W- Worst Habits: smokin
W- What do you wanna be when you grow up: a big girl lol
W- Where are you traveling to next? down under

X - X-Rays: 2 many 2 remember ankles and fingers lol
X - X-Files: alien freaks
X - X-men: oh yesh

Y - Year you were born: 1987
Y - Year it is now: 2007
Y - Yellow?: shy but not yellow

Z - Zoo Animal: does bob count
Z - Zodiac: Virgo
z - Zest: for life