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POEM # 1
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
POEM # 2
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The girl says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
POEM # 5
Girls are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM # 6
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM # 7
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
POEM # 8
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my girlfriend's gorgeous face
Bless her hair that tends to curl
Keep her safe from all the guys
Bless her arms that are so strong
Keep her hands where they belong
Bless her dfanny, the one i licked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
POEM # 9
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
POEM # 10
Women are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!
POEM # 11
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 12
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with WOMEN!
POEM # 13
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Woman,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Tight Fanny...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!
Women are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!!
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SAY COW BEFORE READING EACH WORD.
SAY THE WORD COW BETWEEN EACH WORD.
SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE EACH WORD.
NOW JUST READ THE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM.
0 Comments 337 weeks
Our Father who doesn’t recognise any other car.
Twincam be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Tyres will be done.
On Earth as it is in Japan.
Give us This Day on Irishcoupes.
And praise our Burnouts.
As we forgive those who repent against us.
and lead us not into trouble.
But deliver us from underground.
For thine is the janspeed,the superlites and the cibies.
forever and ever.
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You'll make $900,000 a year.
You own a limo.
Your job will be either a doctor or scientist.
Your husband/wife will be lazy, spoiled, attractive and social.
You'll only have one kid.
You'll die at forty because of alcohol.
Yes, you'll make it to
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