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Sam
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Motto
DAMMIT IVE STARTED BEBOING AGAIN
Ich über mich
FINE!! youve really done it this time sammy boy. Starting to go on bebo again, and after just 4 weeks! I am so very disapointed with thee

BREATHE MY SMOKE BITCH!!! BREATHE IT!!!!!!

Hello my name is Donald Jamarcus Cowan. I am from Finstown and adore a good glass of chocolate milk and Aimee Harold. My favorite colour is black because i'm a gay emo. and also i am not donald

"I chose not to choose sight.
The reasons?
There are not reasons.
Who needs reasons when ya have a bag on yer head."

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PS to prove iain wrong this here link proves that antimatter is used in hospitals http://news.nationalg
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Donald Jamericus Cowan

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Music
To avoid leaving out deserving bands I am not going to make a list. Sorry...
information about the Smooth lagoon
The smooth lagoon is currently one of the most talented and angelic voices ever seen in man or woman kind, He sings such beautiful, tranquil songs that stampede their way into all of hears such as "Aimee has bad grammer" and "Rock and roll with Donald" and who could forget some of those timeless classics such as "Asses Everywhere, what am I do?" and of course the famous "Time machine rap"
Bands that The Hoosiers sound like
1. ELO!!!!!!!!
2. The Automatic
3. The kaiser cheifs
4. The Feeling
5. Razorlight
6. The Strokes
7. The killers
8. The Turtles
9.The artic Monkeys
pooop
i eat dog poop!!! xxx
People what i Don't like
People that type out full domain names into google and click on the first result instead of entering it into the domain name box thing like human beings, people that fill electric kettles through the spout, iTunes customer "Mike 1234", People that don't appreciate old music or movies (you know who you are), people that say "quirky", People that abbreviate in texts and/or Msn, People with trousers too low down, Headphones kid (he deserves to be bullied), People that appreciate football, people that appreciate rugby, People that study too hard, People that don't study, People that talk about video games too often, People that don't have the Cahonies to attempt singstar, People that lie about their middle name (Donald), People on diets, People that are too mature for their age, People that think South park, Family Guy, Wayne's World, Zoolander, Anchorman, Bill and Ted, Superbad, Happy days, Mighty Boosh, Scary movie or Flight of the Conchords aren't funny...
...continued
...People that think Peter Kay is funny, People that think Radiohead are too Depressing, People that Don't like Electronic music, People that don't like Simon and Garfunkle, People that think Prelims are important, People that don't dig my orange Trousers, People that go the the library during lunch, and finally People that are Vegetarians.

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  • Lists of things Also THIS BLOG WAS POSTED 69 DAYS AGO!!! its 17 of september 2007 do the maths

    Things Donald's middle name might be

    1. Jabari
    2. Jacinto
    3. Jacob
    4. Jacoby
    5. Jakob
    6. Jakoby
    7. Jakobe
    8. Jagger
    9. Janil
    10. Jamarcus (this is probably the actual name)
    11. Jarvis
    12. Jarrell
    13. Javonte
    14. Jedediah
    15. Jeffrey
    16. Jesus?
    17. Joaquin
    18. Jose
    19. Jose is the male for rose
    20. not ross
    21. Javoni
    22. Jovan
    23. Juancarlos (thats a fine name)
    24. Junis
    25. Judson
    26. Juwan


    Al these are real names as i got them off thenamemachine.com

    And please note the the name John is not here as it is not his real middle name

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  • Sam and aimees ultimate convo!!!

    Sam says: (21:43:04)
    are you allways online?
    Sam says: (21:45:43)
    aimee: no im not here right now
    Sam says: (21:45:45)
    sam:ok
    Sam says: (21:45:57)
    Donald: yabba dabba doooo
    Sam says: (21:46:16)
    sam : shut up donald your mother shops at K mart
    Sam says: (21:46:39)
    Fiona: no i don't! you dont even get K mart up here
    Sam says: (21:47:20)
    sam: than explain that K mart jack and smith collection suit
    Sam says: (21:47:38)
    Fiona: your wrong its from JC penny. On sale
    Sam says: (21:47:43)
    zoolander anyone?
    Sam says: (21:47:49)
    Sam: yes
    Sam says: (21:47:51)
    good
    Sam says: (21:47:56)
    so how have you been
    Sam says: (21:48:00)
    sam: good thank you
    Sam says: (21:48:28)
    up to much?
    Sam says: (21:48:55)
    sam: nout really been chilling about watching south park mainly how have you been holding up?
    Sam says: (21:49:01)
    not bad not bad
    Sam says: (21:49:22)
    sam: ok, did you manage to do your computing homework
    Sam says: (21:49:33)
    Oh shit i must have forgot. Fuck
    Sam says: (21:50:19)
    i guess theres allways gay gay
    Sam says: (21:50:30)
    sam: indeed
    Sam says: (21:50:51)
    Fiona: hey sam want to come to the backseat of my car for...coffee
    Sam says: (21:51:14)
    sam: you mean sex?
    Sam says: (21:51:40)
    Fiona: thats an understatement baby im gonna give you more than sex could even dream of being
    Sam says: (21:51:50)
    sam: but won't donald mind?
    Sam says: (21:52:06)
    Fiona: My son did me last night
    Sam says: (21:52:16)
    sam: too much information lady
    Sam says: (21:53:01)
    Fiona: mmm yeah hot under the covers sex with donalds penis inside my motherly vagina
    Sam says: (21:53:11)
    aimee: hey, shut up im not even here
    Sam says: (21:53:22)
    Sniffy: mmm drugs yeah yeah yeah
    Sam says: (21:53:33)
    Tom mainland: well drugs like
    Sam says: (21:54:11)
    Tom Mainland: if you cup yourself while rolling it perserves backy, tobacco is made from the tobbaco tree
    Sam says: (21:54:42)
    Tom mainland: it well peserves backy like
    Sam says: (21:56:05)
    Andrew Cowan: really?
    Sam says: (21:56:30)
    Drunk Kimberly: sex....SEX...MUST HAVE SEX....BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB
    Sam says: (21:57:50)
    Stage directions: donald looks around the room to ensure no one is paying close attention to his actions. He then places his hand into his pants and walks through the gates of pleasure town.
    Sam says: (21:58:55)
    Steven Flett: Donald stop that you'll disturb the church organs
    Sam says: (21:59:44)
    Stage Directions: steven flett approaches the church organs and strokes it gentily on the side of the high C pipe
    Sam says: (22:00:00)
    Church organ: Toot Toot... Shag me steven
    Sam says: (22:01:51)
    stage directions: steven flett shoves the D above Middle C in to his fucking ass hole
    Sam says: (22:28:21)
    the end
    Sam says: (22:28:37)
    Part II: Donald looses the keys to his car
    Sam says: (22:30:16)
    Donald: Oh no!! my keys
    Sam says: (22:30:30)
    Donald: where the breast are my keys man
    Sam says: (22:30:38)
    Donald: This is wack
    Sam says: (22:31:20)
    Fiona: sexy sex
    Aimee says: (22:31:27)
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     ha
    Sam says: (22:31:46)
    Stage directions: donald finds the keys in his mothers rectum
    Aimee says: (22:31:52)
    Pure class!!!

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  • THINGS DONALD CANNOT DO!!!!

    1. Get some...

    2. Spell

    3. Wake up!! even everer than sam.

    4. Juggle very well.

    5. Grow enough hair to cover his head.

    6. Lift midly heavy inanimate objects.

    7. Fake cry without just keeping his eyes open for a long time.

    8. Do better than Sam in computing.

    9. Learn lessons.

    10. Be a zombie.

    11. Paint faces and sustain an intimidating high level of skill.

    12. Stay awake for a long time, chop wood at 4 and roast marshmallows an watch the sunrise at 7

    13. Put back his hair like a greaser. Without looking like a gay face.

    14. Succesfully operate a flamethrower made using methelated spirits.

    15. Concentrate during maths.

    16. Sing amazing grace perfectly in tune and make sam cry like hes never cryed before

    17. Be straight.

    18. Play manhunt and win

    19. Restrain himself from watching derrick comedy for too long

    20. Know the lyrics to any Sex Pistols songs

    21. Pick up bottles.

    22. Play sims without everyone dying.

    23. Do paper magic better than sam.

    24. Play Pool (well)

    25. Win in a beyblade fight

    26. Not shave for an extended period of time

    27. Do the shield stabby thingy in zelda.

    28. understand that to wear a good suit you are required to wear a tie.

    29. Beat Sam at table football without cheating.

    30. Beat Sam at pool.

    31. Play a beautifull guitar solo.

    32. Curl his tongue both ways.

    33. Play the church organs better than steven.

    34. Seperate M&ms very quickly.

    35. Resist peer presure (He said the F word)

    36. Write a decent song

    37. High five while wearing hobo gloves

    38. Have sex with animate or inanimate objects.

    39. Win a bet against sam.

    40. Wear his jeans for a long time.

    41. Use a standard Can opener!!!!!!

    42. Give up on retrieving a hat.

    43. Sit around on his ass all day and not go to work.

    44. Get Headphones to work.

    45. Finish His computing Project on time.

    46. Beat sam at mario battle often

    47. Play instruments.

    48. Skive church

    49. Resist kissing men

    50. What the Fuck Donald?? you stood still without speaking for a whole hour, that was really scary!

    51. Be around whilst Sam and Sniffy mop up rancid blood and meat.

    52. Shut up for just one second.

    53. Do the credit maths prelim

    54. Hug better than Sam.

    55. Live in Stromness

    56. Choose a career appropriate for his skills.

    57. Get the guns back from school

    58. Wash dishes insanely quickly.

    59. Go into an ambient trance.

    60. Cry during the Green mile.

    61. Resist Tom and Sams purdy features.

    62. Not imagine aimee without any clothes during his english lessons.

    63. open bottles

    64. Be 14 again.

    65. put on muscle.

    66. Rid of his hellish ways.

    67. Have a poncho

    68. Not laugh manically at penis shaped Turds.

    69. Thats right. 69. i supose that means I win. Oh yeah. Daaaaaarrrrnnnnnn... PS you cant think of 69 things i cant do. :P

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    • Kimberley Buchan
      luv Kimberley Buchan

      You have far too much shit on your Bebo page.

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    • Donald Jamericus Cowan
      Donald Jamericus Cowan

      OH MY BALLS, SAM!!! did you just start beboing again yesterday?

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    • Donald Jamericus Cowan
      luv Donald Jamericus Cowan

      i guess we're both screwed. maybe we should just cut our loses and become gay cowboys. eh?

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      thatsthetruth.

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      nae buther old timer!

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      Kimberley Buchan

      I hate Bebo... why have I done this? x

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      Hillary Jake

      Hey there pretty lady...


      I wanna take you out
      take ya down town
      shag you out
      then well make out
      and ill take of my shirt
      and ill hump you out
      and put my fag out

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      Did you know...Electric Six are playing in lnverness in the near future. l know you don't have the motavation to go, just thought telling you was a nice gesture.

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    • Donald Jamericus Cowan
      luv Donald Jamericus Cowan

      who did you get that picture from?....... i love you Sam

      101 Wochen her
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      Donald Jamericus Cowan

      merry christmas sam......i love you sam!!! come back!!!

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      YOU MAKE ME HORNY MOTHER FUCKER!!

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      Ell Walker

      Well... there goes the very last dribble of contact that I have with you.

      Bye then.

      107 Wochen her