Pick the month you were born:

January-- I kicked
February-- I loved
March-- I smoked
April-- I dry humped
May-- I did the macaraina with
June--I murdered
July--I choked on
August-- I had lunch with
September-- I danced with
October-- I sang to
November-- I yelled at
December-- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1------- a birdbath
2------- a monster
3------- a phone
4------- a fork
5------- a Mexican
6------- a gangster
7------- my cell phone
8------- my dog
9------- my best friends' boyfriend
10------- my neighbor
11------- my science teacher
12------- a banana
13------- a fireman
14------- a stuffed animal
15------- a goat
16------- a pickle
17------- your mum
18------- a spoon
19------- myself
20------- a baseball bat
21------- a ninja
22------- Chuck Norris
23------- a noodle
24------- a squirrel
25------- a football player
26------- my sister
27------- my brother
28------- an ipod
29------- a permanent marker
30------- a lama
31------- a homeless guy

Pick the colour of top you are wearing:

White ---------- because I'm cool like that
Black ----------- because that's how I roll.
Pink ------------ because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red ------------ because I was high.
Blue ----------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green --------- because I hate myself.
Purple --------- because I live in a cardboard box.
Gray ---------- because I was drunk
Yellow -------- because someone offered me £1,000,000
Orange ------- because I hate my family.
Brown -------- because I am retarded like that
Other ------- because I'm a ninja.
None -------- because I cant control myself