Laura
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Fille, 26,
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- de Ballinlough, Roscommon
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- À propos de moi
- One day at a time, Sweet Jesus.
- Mon autre moitié
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Better out 'an in i always say
- Music
- All the current cliches - King of Leon, Arcade Fire, The Fratellis, Artic Monkeys, Kate Nash, Lily Allen, (are they not the same person??) Newton Faulkner, Tom Baxter, Glen & his fancywoman etc etc..
Also Loving -Thin Lizzy, Bob Dylan, Damien Dempsey, REM, Mylo, Chemical Bros, Bell X1, Paulo Nutini, Kanye West, Bob Dylan, 3 Doors Down, Missy Higgins, Kila, Whitney Houston (the old stuff, before the crack cocaine), Gemma Hayes, Damien Rice, David Gray, Bruce Springsteen, U2, Christy Moore and any of his associations! Etc Etc - Films
- Love Actually, Crash, Closer, Once, Inside Im Dancing, Scent of a Woman, Jarhead (mmm Jake), The Commitments...
- Books
- The Alchemist, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye, The Life of Pi ( but i hadnt a clue what was going on to be honest) Marley and Me, Lolita...
- Happiest when...
- With friends, "socialising" (preferably the two together), being by the sea, sleeping, laughing at/with my dad (he's a bit of a legend!), laughing at my own REALLY good jokes, singing loudly in my REALLY good voice, noticing its the little things in life that make me smile
- Upset by...
- Money - or lack thereof, bad manners, too much alcohol (im not a good drunk), arrogance, people with "rural ignorance" - ie the ones who, when hearing that your from wesht of the shannon refer to you as a bogger, and say things like "oh u must be lost up here in the big smoke" and think they're hilarious.
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Tommy Cooper
Two blondes walk into a building..........
you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message -
...If you want to buy marij*ana, press the hash key...
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, No, the steaks are too high.
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.
7. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
They lit a fire in the craft, it sank.
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
8. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
9. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says I'll give you some cream to put on it.
10. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'
That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
' Is it common? '
It's not unusual.
11. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.
My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
Well, says the vet,let's have a look at him, So he picks the dog up and
examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says,I'm going to have to put him down.
What? Because he's cross-eyed? No, because he's really heavy
12. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my Dad,or my older Brother Colin,
or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.
13. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other your round.
The other one says So are you, you fat bast**d!
14. Police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
15.You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said, 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice.
16. A man walked into the doctors, he said, I've hurt my arm in several
places
The doctor said, Well don't go there anymore
17. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and
Expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night'
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Nurse Land - U know what im talkin about Muire!!
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell??
>>It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!
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>>You may be a nurse if.....
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>>You believe that every patient needs TLC...
>>Temazepam, Lorazepam and Chlorpromazine.
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>>You would like to meet the inventor of the nurse buzzer system some
>>night in a dark alley.
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>>You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
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>>Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
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>>Your kids get their presents in TED stockings
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>>And their presents are wrapped with Transpore tape.
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>>You know the phone number of every late night food delivery place by
>>heart.
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>>Almost everything can seem funny ... eventually.
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>>When asked by the doctor what
>>color that patient's diarrhoea was, you
>>show them your shoes.
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>>You can identify different causes of diarrhoea by the smell of it.
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>>Every time you walk you make a jingling noise because of all the keys,
>>scissors and clamps in your pocket.
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>>You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are
>>dispensing than they know.
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>>You use bladder lavage bags to drip water onto your plants when you're
>>on holiday.
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>>You refuse to watch Casualty because its too much like the real thing
>>and it triggers flashbacks or...
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>>Your family refuse to let you watch Casualty because you spend the
>>whole time correcting everyone and pointing out upside down X-rays.
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>>You avoid answering the phone on your day off to in
>>case anyone from
>>the hospital is trying to call and beg you to work.
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>>You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at
>>another table throw up.
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>>You notice that you are using even more 4 letter words than you did
>>before you started nursing.
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>>You've seriously considered catheterising your children before a long
>>car journey.
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>>Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them
>>on you. Most of them have the names of laxatives on them.
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>>You don't get excited about blood; unless it's your own.
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>>You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to
>>convince the doctor is more difficult"
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>>You've basted your Christmas turkey with a 50ml syringe.
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>>You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your
>>co-worker and to shout if they need help.
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>>When checking the level of a patient's orientation you aren't sure of
>>the day yourself. Or if nightshift, the month.
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>>You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in supermarket
>>queues.
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>>You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner
>>break and are not be embarrassed when you wake up
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>>You avoid unhealthy looking people in the shopping centre for fear
>>that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
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>>You throw a farewell buffet for a co-worker and use a bed sheet for a
>>tablecloth and bedpans to hold the nachos.
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>>You often stay awake for 24+ hrs at a time when you work nights and
>>realise you don't need alcohol or drugs to hallucinate just lack of
>>sleep...
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>>You pull over in a
>>layby after working nights because you are too
>>tired to drive home and wake up to someone knocking on your window
>>thinking
>>you've had a stroke because you're passed out in your car drooling.
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>>Your finger has gone into places you never thought possible.
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>>You've seen more penises than any prostitute.
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>>You've sworn to have "Do Not Resuscitate" tattooed on your chest.
>>Soon.
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>>If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is,
>>it's just to help you understand our mindset and questionable mental
>>state!
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WIlliamIl y a 33 semaineshi laura hows you havent been very good at keeping in touch either sorry
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Gary BaitsonIl y a 42 semainesstrrangggggeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Niamh MoloneyIl y a 48 semainesHAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I heard you gave birth well help Catriona Gorman give birth that is mad how small is the world!!! Anywaz hows things going???
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Mary OwensIl y a 51 semaineshello ther stranger...anythin wil and wonderful in the BIg City?? When ya comin to the gar?
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JoanneIl y a 61 semainesits official- we're hitting dublin next thurs
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DAMIEN DEMPSEYIl y a 72 semainesHowya become a fan of my Damien Dempsey page and show your support for the Legend himself.
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Chris WhiteIl y a 74 semainesWho's Lailia? Settling into the routine of work down here! Monday morning already :-(. But iget pais this week :-) Bernards gone to the oil rig for a few weeks so its jus me and ed in the house now. so we offered bernards room for a few weeks to some people we met up in Laos! Be funny if they move in, they have to see can they get jobs 1st. Did ya wathc rupert on tv? Camilla said he was lookin very mature... Well ya seemed to enjoy italy last time so why not? Foot is practically better now thankfully! Wekt to the casion on fri night, was pretty cool, never was in one before. only spent bout 10 mins playin black jack, rest a the time jus gonig round messin. I went home at 7am but ed didn't leave till 4 the next afternoon! Buying equipment for a mine were building in jakarta in indonesia at d min. Job is pretty good experience to have, didnt really think i'd get an eningerring job at all....Weather is ok here, cold in the mornings but once the sun comes out is pleasent.
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Il y a 77 semaines
Chris White
Yeah id great plans bout starting up the list again, but its so much effort! Looking for a job now, perth's a lot pricier than south east asia! Have free accom in bernrds place thoguh wihch is sweer, and rather luxorious, pool and sauna etc. Its middle a winter here! Wet and coldish today but its gonna pick up tomorrow, bout 20 - 22 and sunny for rest of week i think so not too bad for winter. was 45 degrees here last christmas day! In a recruitment agancy now waiting for ed to finish his tests! Could get a job handy enough i think up north in the mines but that's 3 weeks on 1 weeks off, wouldn't be much of a year out! One of the girls from the class is workin in an office for 20 an hour (bout 12 euro) so were in the agency she went to now. took her two days to get a job so hopeully its similar for us! Grand to have a home now after 5 weeks on the road... Did u get ur stuff i left in audry's room? also any sign of jim, he may still be in artane.... U sick? thats unusual!Get well soon!
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Niamh MoloneyIl y a 87 semaines
Yo yo how you doing??? I'm still away been in Sydney since Nov and staying until at Least Xmas be home then for a holiday or for good!!! How's things going with you???x
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Il y a 91 semaines
Leuwie B
hey hey hey... havnt beening chatin to ya in ages......
you were much missed at the dinner on sunday...... hows life treating you? any wild gossip? xxxxxxx
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Eoin DriverIl y a 93 semainescool - do any of them know me? Limerick isnt really that big. I have loads of news but the main thing is that I have started my own recruitmen company in Limerick which is great - best thing i ever did. hows about you?
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Cathal BurkeIl y a 96 semainesWhats happening girl? Anything wild or exciting goin on?
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JoanneIl y a 98 semaines
Well hws r the new roomies! Mine are nice so far. But theyare nurses what did i expect!! Hows you
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Cathal BurkeIl y a 100 semaines
Well Laura, How are things? Happy Christmas and New Years to you too. Good times with the women alright! Whats been happenin with you?
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Niamh MoloneyIl y a 100 semaines
HAPPY NEW YEAR hon hope its a great one xxxxx
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Eleanor O'GradyIl y a 100 semainesHey hun! We missed you on New Years Eve
Was a good night. Got a feeling Mary won't be drinking Bushmills for a while!
I know its a day late but didn't get chance to send it yesterday!!!
Carol Mulligan 0 réponsesgud luck with the new job hun
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