Ciaran McDonald has recently changed his middle name to "F*cking."

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who are shit, and Ciaran McDonald

Ciaran McDonald is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of lives.

When The Mac does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Ciaran Mac puts the m's on M&Ms.

Ciaran McDonald is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world

Occasionally Ciaran McDonald will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.

Ciaran McDonald can believe it's not butter.

Ciaran McDonald once ate a banana without having to peel it.

Ciaran McDonald once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.

Ciaran McDonald caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.

When Ciaran Mac was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Ciaran Mac isn't afraid of small children.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Ciaran McDonald, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Superman owns a pair of Ciaran McDonald pyjamas.

An articulated lorry was wrecked in a car accident. It hit black ice, then hit Ciaran McDonald . You tell me what did the damage.

It used to be called the Leaning Tower of Pisa until Ciaran McDonald decided to kick a football at it.

Ciaran McDonald made his mother eat his vegatables

Ciaran McDonald’s tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

Ciaran McDonald does not sleep. He waits

Ciaran McDonald has counted to infinity. Twice

Ciaran McDonald does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Ciaran McDonald goes killing.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ciaran McDonald allows to live.

Ciaran McDonald sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and Football Skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Ciaran roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

A blind man once stepped on Ciaran Mc shoe. Ciaran Mc replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Ciaran Mc!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal punch delivered by Ciaran Mc.

Ciaran Mc can piss into gale force winds.

Ciaran Mc got a perfect score in his Leaving Cert, simply by writing Ciaran Mc for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Ciaran Mc to die before they attack.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Ciaran Mc has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When Ciaran Mcs mam burned the turkey one x-mas, Ciaran Mc said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his mam asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Ciaran Mc.

Back home and cannot wait to get out of the place. The heartbreak on Sunday and the town has gone downhill.
Looking for a cheap flight back to Australia but cannot find any at the moment.

Have returned to Sydney after five hectic weeks in New Zealand. Had the time of my life.

Would encourage everyone to expierence it.

The skydive was the most memorable moment even though I was shitting it.

The scenery is spectacular.

Great time with the two boys Kevin and Kieran and will see them back in Swinford next week.

MAIGH EO ABU