Eimear R
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Female, 24,
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- Me, Myself, and I
- i'm feeling some two gallants, so the flash has changed! watch it, they are incredibly awesome
-I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. "Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti!...And blankets.
-Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something
-I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. You'd say "Shut up! I don't understand! 'Share'...'the'...'we'...'too
' -- I don't get it!"
-When someone hands you a flier, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away.'
-If you get lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house! I used to be lost, but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
- Music
- my current favourites are radiohead, racoon, k's choice, dEUS, muse, elliott smith, jeff buckley, sioen... and so in that vein. and i am kloot, and kaizer's orchestra, and a renewed prodigy love, and arrested development, and two gallants
- Films
- recently watched... sin city, big fish, pirates, the ninth gate, sleepy hollow, aladdin, lion king, the godfather, lord of the rings (it's been a quality trilogy week)... these are not necessarily my favourite films, but just what i have watched of late. oh and if anyone still has some of my dvds can you let me know. i'm missing a few and can't figure out where they are
- Sports
- traipsing around london, carrying a heavy bag, running for trains. and yes, they count as sports, if not competitive.
- Scared Of
- horses (yes i know it's random, but that is my fear, they're so damn big and their faces are huge - and by faces i mean teeth)
- Happiest When
- drinking. i think i may have developed a problem
- A bit of Fry and Laurie
- fettucini and gangrene, they smell pretty similar.
-when we talk about britain's increasing madness, what sort of madness are we really discussing?
-well, all sorts really. from the kind of madness that makes people want to put on a hat when they get into a car to the really extreme madness that prompts people to go to the theatre - Lowlands/Walibi
- Best. Weekend. Ever
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Withnail and I, fantastic
Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
Peter Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
Peter Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar
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Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
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Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here, and we want them now.
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Withnail: I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.
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Withnail: I think a drink, don't you?
Peter Marwood: What about the wellingtons?
Withnail: Bollocks to the wellingtons.
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Withnail: I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.
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Withnail: I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.
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Monty: Flowers are simply tarts; prostitutes for the bees.
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Withnail: This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.
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Withnail: Look at that. Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.
[to a pedestrian]
Withnail: Throw yourself into the road, darling - you haven't got a chance.
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Peter Marwood: Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact finding groups. I'll deal with the water and the plumbings, you check the fuel and wood situation.
[Later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a short stick]
Peter Marwood: What's that?
Withnail: The fuel and wood situation. There's nothing out there except a hurricane.
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First Policeman: You're drunk.
Withnail: I assure you I'm not officer. I've only had a few ales.
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Peter Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you.
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Peter Marwood: I think you should strangle it quickly before it starts trying to make friends with us.
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Withnail: What are we supposed to do with that?
Peter Marwood: Eat it.
Withnail: Eat it? Fucker's alive.
Peter Marwood: Yeah, you've got to kill it.
Withnail: Me? I'm the firelighter and fuel collector.
Peter Marwood: Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. It takes away your appetite just looking at it.
Withnail: No it doesn't. I'm starving.
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Peter Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not.
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John Patrick Dominic Jonas Egan53 weeks agoHAH! i'd completely forgotten about that! what the hell was wrong with us?! and when i think of the fact that the rest of the pieces were considerably more complex, it defies explanation! i'm grand, final year madness is already in full swing, meeting up with Geaspar later for a few drinks. how's London? i've started to apply for masters courses over there, so the probability of my being there come next july is pretty high! huzzah!
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54 weeks ago
Sebastian
Wasps? I thought they were bees. It was an allergy thing though, definitely. Aoifs just has a slightly distorted - possibly even deranged - memory of that one!
Nothing new really. I keep getting scooped by the bastards at the University Observer. It's gotten so tiresome that I don't even bother running the interviews now if they've beaten us to them - for example, I interviewed Snow Patrol (sound guys) but won't run it cos the Observer ran it as their frontpage & whatnot. Crafty buggers. Worthy adversaries though! -
Dan Mac Hale57 weeks agolm gonna go with extremely?
i'll look into some details when I find the time in my exceptionally busy life -
Dan Mac Hale60 weeks agoAlton towers; look it up and tell me what the plan is
I know you're criminally bad at organising but you know that side of the pond better than me -
Helen C64 weeks agoInteresting, i'll do my best! Hows things with u anyway? I suddenly have a funny feeling u were in a dream of mine the other night, but i can't remember it at all!!! How random!!
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Alan Carew64 weeks agoI .. don't know. But it's certainly more emasculating, for some reason.
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66 weeks ago
Sebastian
I heard mania was involved, right enuff. I dunno if I've any gossip for ya really darlin, can't remember if I told ya bout being the College Trib's Music Editor or doing telephone market research for the CATI centre... But now I have!
Lahndon was wicked. After the match on the saturday meself n the bruvver lost track of time n' couldn't remember the train timetables n' whatnot so we stayed in this middle-aged couple's flat overlooking the emirates stadium! A middle-aged couple, I should point out, that we did not know from adam and had been talking to for about 5 minutes.
Now THAT is random. -
Dan Mac Hale70 weeks agoCoolio, i'll be unemployed so we can do pints
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Dan Mac Hale71 weeks agoYou have no time off? Didnt know England was that far behind on labour laws
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Dan Mac Hale71 weeks agoWell I might be living on that side of the pond by then so that could work!
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Alan Carew71 weeks agoSo I'm probably saving no money by doing it that way, nice!
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Dan Mac Hale71 weeks agoYou have any time off in august?
Probably not the best idea to go on holidays when im not in a job anymore but ah well
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Alan Carew72 weeks agoSee you on the 21st! I'll need to figure out how to get from Stansted to Croydon..
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Dan Mac Hale72 weeks agoCome to Edinburgh! Theres many a job for us happy go lucky scamps
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Dan Mac Hale72 weeks ago3 weeks until I finish in the bank!!
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Sebastian77 weeks agoI am SO tempted by that, I must admit... If I actually had a complete updated CV I'd email it to you right now so that you could print it off & drop it in to 'em!
Unfortunately I've been really lazy (shock horror, who saw that coming) and haven't even handed in my Services application yet.
I'll probably get around to it eventually... Before 2009 anyway... -
Sebastian78 weeks agoHa, would you really rent me the bed in your front room? That would be sooo awesome, I'd love that... Unfortunately moving to another city is just a little too mature for me right now, I'll just aim to get a job here first - babysteps are the way to go!
It'd be a fairly real job I'm aiming for. Preferably I'll get the job in Services, that'd be super-wicked, but I spose I'd take anything at this point. -
78 weeks ago
Sebastian
Damn right all the cool kids are doing it - and I'm nowhere near cool enough to be living in such a hip n happ'nin city with such trendsetting hepcats! Dublin's more my level.
ARGH! Gotta get a job. And not because I need money (altho I do, obviously), but because I'm just bored. What's happening to me. -
Alan Carew79 weeks agoPS - Malaga apartment's free in the last couple of weeks in August, a SPAIN thing can possibly be arranged if there's a few people around.
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Alan Carew79 weeks agoHow's that wasp situation?
















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