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- i have no idea but the moments are becoming few and far between.
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- **"Its Hard To Watch People Change Right Infront Of You, But The Hardest Part Is Remembering Who They Used To Be."**
**"i have been driven to my knees many times, by the overwhelming conviction that i had no where else to go"**
**"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."**
**"Wit is educated insolence."**
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Random Quotes
"I do not, for the moment ask you to understand me.That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you"
"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."
"I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go".
"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo"
"To acquire knowledge one must study, to acquire wisdom one must observe."
"There is in the worst of fortune, the best of chances for a happy change"
“…Time, it will not wait…no matter how hard you hold on…it escapes you.” - Ultimecia
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice"
"The ultimate sign of maturity is knowing just how immature you really are."
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Are you able to Love a Modern Woman?
Are you able to Love a Modern Woman?
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) A six pack or more
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss any Sports Shows
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) Not a concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) Not a realistic estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
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5 Tage her
Kailyn
hey hey hi hi, hows life....actually dont answer that coz god knows when ill b back on here to check it lol...
erm....worst. comment. ever.
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2 Wochen her
Jamie Charlton
hi, am good ta, u? Am just abt to head to the pub joys.
lol i dunno, i just went to friends of friends bit... see if i was missing any1.
av been bored shitless tbh. what about u?
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3 Wochen her
Stu Tree Anderson
You cant find me!! WIT. thats not goood.
If you want a job there is a few going huni, go onto the sky website and jobs/Careers
BIG BANG THEORY(YES ITS IN BOLD)
IS AMAZING!!!!
So MEH to you lmao
Still il give u love even after you mocking me !!
Hope u have a good weekend
http://www.facebook.com/diesel.power...
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3 Wochen her
Stu Tree Anderson
Get me added on facebook you !!!! lol
Just had thursday and friday on the phones at sky and it wasnt to shabby actually lol
BUNGEE JUMP, WIT!!! ur nuttts lol
Exciting and Stu, im never stopped these days huni, Work,basketball,work,basketball. Oh and got season 2 of the big bang theory to watch aswell.
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Richard Haggarty4 Wochen heraye ? did she want to run vs or kinda having to ?
lol. the incident. well guess thats what u get for putting ur hand in a sharks mouth !
yous still go out ? will need to get a bevi sorted out. x -
Richard Haggarty4 Wochen her
yeah think ur makin it up !?
nah its just professional accounting stuff, about 7 or 8 exams but prob take 2 years or so to do. hows uni goin ? and hows dsw ? heard some diver got bit the other week !? x
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Richard Haggarty4 Wochen her
yeah im not bad. job is goin good, test thing ? nah start exams next year i think. studying again should be interesting ! lol. x
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4 Wochen her
Stu Tree Anderson
Hey Hey Hey
Yeh i do apolagise for the long wait for a reply, Im addicted to Facebook now, DAMM!!! lol i said i wouldnt but i am..... Ooops lol
Yeh life is all good just relaxing,after 4 weeks of training i got my 1st day on the phones tomorow on sky broadband, so that will be fun!!! not. yeh ur right ive booked my driving test which will be on the 9th DEC.
How you been getting on??
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Richard Haggarty5 Wochen her
alright hows it goin ? x
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Johno5 Wochen herI'm gonna guess tv was the chosen option...I handed ma essay in...over the world limit which is definately a first. might have to take the rest of the week of to recover lol.
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Johno5 Wochen her
I'm takin a break lol. Got a thousand words done, another one and a half thousand to go. your work ethic at uni improving again?
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8 Wochen her
Josh.
Yo Lover
You heading to the pub on Saturday, i demand that you come so i can fondle you haha (: -
Hobero9 Wochen herheya we're going to the Watering Hole for 6pm, or later if you can't make it by then. Cya then ken! xx
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Hobero10 Wochen her
Heya, long time no speak. How's u n all that but ken? I'm havin my 21st night out on Saturday the 26th of September and thought I'd give you a wee heads up and see if you wanna come along. Claire's def comin as well as most my close friends but don't know bout anyone else yet. most people are meeting at 6pm but obv alot of people coming later on cos they can't make it that early. Just let me know if you fancy it ciao
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10 Wochen her
Stu Tree Anderson
Ooops 3 days sine i replied im getting bad at this bebo business lol
Ive been left alone at home so im run off my feet doing all the housework
The house still standing but not been upto much, was up town Fri and saturday bladdered now im just chilling out as im on holiday till next week, so il be in the house like a bum lol
You upto much with ur free house this week???
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Richard Haggarty10 Wochen her
lol. munters ? doesn't sound good. need banter if ur workin there ! yeah its true, miss uni sometimes myself. mainly the timetable though to be honest ! just professional accounting exams to be a qualified accountant. just a bit of paper really like most stuff but means i'll get paid more so hell yeah !
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10 Wochen her
Carrie
aye a will do luv
Awww baking mmm send sum ma way al eat thum
stil ti make them biscuits!
Nt bn up ti much luv stil cleanin in the mornings bt fnk al b givin that up sn lyk n jus gon ti the gym n chillin ot!
Me Gamble?! never
av actully nt gambled 4 a wee while
Aye a gt told abt that, mad eh! every1 a seem ti know these days has a bairn or is pregnant! the babys r gona take over us sooooon!!! nooooooooooooo!
cheers 4 the luv have sum bk
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I wiz reeli bored ...x i'm a pretty gid artist ay..x? don't u jst luv ma elephant..x
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