Rory Binns

everyones least favourite toffee hurling lumberjack...........

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Rory Binns
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  • Man, 31, Hartjes 20
  • uit Gulberwick
  • Profielbezoeken: 4.019
  • Lid sinds: May 2006
  • Voor 't laatst gezien: 10 weken geleden
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Me, Myself, and I
In no particular order, no particular importance , usually by accident and occasionally on purpose -So far my life has, amongst other things, consisted of........
Accidently taking part in a Communist march in Swedens 2nd largest city.
Having my shoulder dislocated by my mates 16 year old sister.
Having Madge from neighbours at a BBQ in my back garden.
Having 2 car crashes in a month.
Being headbutted twice whilst dressed as Jake the Tweenie.
Visiting most countries in Europe.
Visiting a jazz club, a sex museum and a Czech Communist museum on the same day.
Doing a rubbish strip tease on a moving bus for a henny party, then throwing up.
Being cut by a baguette.
Not breaking any bones.
Trying to learn the guitar.
Dressing as, amongst others, a parrot, Chuck Norris, a stripper, a ghostbuster, Uncle Sam, Elvis, a tree, and a 3 testicled Russian soldier.
Being a salesman, a fast food worker, a barman, a strawberry picker, a carer and a support worker.
Wasting time on this.
Music
Mainly indie - Radiohead, Sigur Ros, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Foals, Fields, Arcade Fire, Doves, We Are Scientists, Interpol, Elbow, The Beta Band, Bloc Party, Mogwai, Muse, Charlatans, Damien Rice, Hot Chip, Coldplay, The Futureheads, The Go! Team, The Smashing Pumpkins, Tom Vek, The Young Knives and more. Like a bit of hip-hop/soul/dance/chillout as well, will give everything a bash. Also gotta give a shout out to a couple of mates bands - have a look at Little Green Machine and Pilotcan, both bands on myspace and bebo and both got great futures!
Films
The Shawshank Redemption, Leon, Clerks, Sin City, Fight Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Children Of Men, Donnie Darko, The Bourne films, The Thing, Saving Private Ryan, Blood Diamond, Idiocracy, Aliens and a few others. Can't forget the classics like Jaws, Star Wars, Die Hard and The Goonies. Also big fan of foreign films - (check out Pans Labyrinth, Oldboy, City Of Men, The Host, Shaolin Soccer, Y Tu Mama Tambien, No Mans Land, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Amores Perros, Battle Royale, Das Experiment, [Rec} etc)
Sports
Football, Volleyball, Squash, Badminton. Anything really - have tried loads, with varying success..... Archery, Judo, Climbing, Gymnastics, Athletics, Shooting, Karate, Rugby. Can't be arsed running on a treadmill or swimming though- well dull!
Happiest When
Partying, hanging out with friends, listening to good music, doing sport ie. football//volleyball/squash etc, or having a laugh in the pub with good folk
TV
Family Guy, Dexter, Top Gear, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Prison Break, Rescue Me, My Name Is Earl, The Shield. Much respect to the modern classics Brass Eye, The Office, Operation Good Guys, Alan Partridge, Green Wing etc

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    • unfuckingbelieveable

      yes i've gone and had another car accident!

      just got my new motor a week and a half ago, and some halfwit ran into the back of me whilst i was waiting to turn in the Gulberwick junction. Again no-one hurt which was main thing, but im starting to either feel im indestructible, or that something very sinister is going on in a 'final destination' sense...............

      anyway, bumpers completely shafted, lights broken and theres a nice dent in the boot, but thats nothing compared to his car, the whole righthand side of the front was caved in, and will be seriously pricey to repair! ha!
      think we're gonna settle privately which is cool, because i've had so much hassle with elephant over my last car, which unbelievably still isn't settled. only time and an estimate will tell.....

      for those of you who dont drive, then keep on walking, dancing or rollerskating your way to work, and for those of you who do, i am seriously suggesting horse drawn carriages as the way forward............

      1 Commentaar 670 dagen

    • new wheels required

      told earlier today cars a write-off! fuck shit bollocksy twat!

      aside from the fact ive only had it a year, and in the past 3 months had gotten 2 new tyres for £150, a full service and MOT with repairs for £400 and a brand new exhaust for a couple of hundred, totalling almost £800, i'm only being given £1500 for the car, plus 'ive got to pay £150 excess to garage!

      why the fuck don't they just steal my soul while they're at it! bunch of con artists........

      i'm well pissed off and gutted to, as car was great runner and in pretty good nick, but thats that and got to buy a new car next year so new wheels ahoy!

      r.i.p. S420 DYJ

      0 Commentaren 705 dagen

    • Update, Cheers and Cheerio

      Well cars been towed and am now awaiting estimate for repair (if possible) to go to insurance company, and will just see what happens after that. New wagon may be the order of the day but all down the mighty elephant. Put a few pics up on my page for those who fancy a gander to.

      Also spoke to a mate who works for the councils road dept. Apparently the exact area i went off at is a well known trouble spot and somehow can get 1 or 2 degrees colder than any other surrounding area, which obviously can lead to the slippery bastard known as ice. Wasn't the only one to come a cropper in an Astra last night to..........

      http://www.shetland-news.co.uk/news_...

      Anyway for those using the road, take it easy there sires!

      Also cheers for everyone who wished their best, took the piss or were just pleased I didn't lose any important appendages, all messages much apprecciated.

      Thats me away in a few hours to South Korea now, and although i should still be checking email and the ever present Bebo, i'll not be back on the auld rock til 2008, so have a grand festive one y'all and i'll catch you for drinks and hi-jinx when i'm back on the 5th

      Cheers!

      0 Commentaren 706 dagen

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    • Gemma
      luv Gemma

      Ha!...made ya look :-p

      11 weken geleden
    • Peerie Emma
      luv Peerie Emma

      How did the bus go then? SOrry I didnt make it. I did come out to meet up with all of you but think you'd ended up going to the Legion or something. I just stayed with a few work pals and ended up in Posers! bad show!
      x

      34 weken geleden
    • Donna Manson
      luv Donna Manson

      Hiya mister how's tricks? I'm afraid t say I'll no b able t grace u wi my outrageous laughter on ur b'day cos I canna get the day off :( Hope u have a great time tho, I'll even gi u a luv t sweeten the blow... u must b devastated :P :L x

      34 weken geleden
    • Chris Sim
      Chris Sim

      Hi Rory, thanks for the invite. Wish i cud come mate, sounds like a good day out. But unfortunately i canna get the Saturday off work and im taken my wee boy away to Aberdeen Hospital for an operation on the Sun after. Hope you have a good birthday and have loads of fun.Cheers

      34 weken geleden
    • Shona McGregor
      Shona McGregor

      ...How did you find me out? Hehe! Yeah London=Good Times! Im away to Dublin next week so hopefully much fun is to be had there too!

      You definitely need to check out the Gaslight, they're gonna be at TITP...gotta be up bright an early to get my ticket tomorrow!

      Glad you're feeling better!xxx

      38 weken geleden
    • Darren Leask
      Darren Leask

      Got to play Ryan next in Xpert Eleven.
      Got any good tactics? I notice Jammy isnt the man to ask :P

      Lewis ever mention anymore about his possible party?

      39 weken geleden
    • Donna Manson
      Donna Manson

      :L That's the spirit! R u workin this wknd? I've still no heard back anythin but the application is bein processed for the new craigielea so fingers crossed :P

      40 weken geleden
    • Donna Manson
      Donna Manson

      Yea yea we'll b out wi bells on :P I've no had a friday out in so long so I'm gonna b makin shapes in posers no doubt :L

      40 weken geleden
    • Donna Manson
      Donna Manson

      Hey Rory how r u? Much been happenin since I last saw u? :L Bring on the drunken madness :P

      40 weken geleden
    • Shona McGregor
      Shona McGregor

      Yeah it should be like a tradition from now on...don't know if once or twice makes it a tradition but we can try! Haha! I was there last year for the first time an was like why have I not done this before!! It's so close to home I'll probably get a camping ticket to get in on the Friday night but come home at night, I'm a much nicer person when I've had my 8 hours...

      That's rubbish about Up Helly Aa...I have vague memories but I was 9 when I left so they consist of being pretty scared of Guizers and loosing the feeling in my legs cause I was on my dads shoulders at the time! Sooth Moother...when I was up a couple years back I heard that expression quite a lot.

      Was in London for a long weekend, left Friday back up Monday was brilliant! Saw the Gaslight again, tried vietnamese food, got shopping done and made a spoof documentary about the 12 hours coach journey back home...a good time was had! Not back at work til Friday so it's all good, you all recovered and causing carnage?xxx

      40 weken geleden
    • Shona McGregor
      luv Shona McGregor

      Aw man...thought that was all rumours!! Gutted...
      You not a TITP man? Think me an Jules are gonna try an get tickets again this year, had such an amazing time last year! How the devil are ya??xxx

      42 weken geleden
    • Darren Leask
      Darren Leask

      Sorry I thought you'd already bought them.
      Thats why I was saying about giving you the money on Saturday even if I went or not.

      Dont buy me a ticket!

      43 weken geleden
    • Darren Leask
      Darren Leask

      I'm still wavering about Up Helly Ah. Whos all going to the TA hall again?



      44 weken geleden
    • Julie Leith
      Julie Leith

      Mr Binns, heard you've been pussied!!!

      44 weken geleden
    • Marjolein
      Marjolein

      Hiyi! happy new year! Not been on bebo in so long, it's pretty dusty. Yeah I really enjoyed the angling club, did you have a good night? Rage were on top form. x

      44 weken geleden
    • Sean Robertson
      Sean Robertson

      hi rory how is it going not seen you in a while

      44 weken geleden
    • Darren Leask
      Darren Leask

      Woke up today and looked out the window at the sh*tty windy day.
      I thought to myself at least we dont get earthquakes and all that cataclysmic stuff.

      I was half alseep at the time and just thought I was dreaming but found out there was a real 3.3 quake this morning in Tingwall :P

      44 weken geleden
    • Lewis Black
      Lewis Black

      Are you?

      45 weken geleden
    • Darren Leask
      Darren Leask

      Are you insane?

      45 weken geleden
    • Kathryn
      luv Kathryn

      HEY BABES,

      i'm doin ok had a great christmas, hope you did too!!

      what you up to for new year?? xx

      happy new year when it comes!!

      46 weken geleden