Emma Laurenson

U2 at Hampden was the best night EVER!

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Emma Laurenson
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  • weiblich, 21, Herzchen 257
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  • Mitglied seit: May 2006
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Über mich

Motto
There fucking is fish in there!
Ich über mich
Havin' it!
Meine bessere Hälfte
Julie Wilson

Julie Wilson

She never stopped believing xxx

Music
I live for it and life would be pointless without it! I love lots of different kinds and everyone knows my favourite is U2!

Currently listening to: Kings of Leon, Ryan Adams, Snow Patrol, Bloc Party, The Smiths, Bob Dylan, Frightened Rabbit, Joy Division and The Killers
Films
Anything and everything with Johnny Depp, I own a scary amount of his films. Also control, the notebook, dirty dancing, strictly ballroom, moulin rouge, (baz you are a god!) dead poet's society, Vanity Fair, vanilla sky, the history boys, the way we were, Breakfast at Tiffany's, zoolander, Enchanted and all sorts of other stuff...
Sports
Me doing sports is laughable! However i do enjoy watching tennis and rugby and obviously the good old Liverpool!!
Scared Of
spiders, moths, the sea, octopus and squids, and anything to do with eyes!!!! also Daniel O Donnell...he actually makes my skin crawl he is soo disgusting!!!!!
LOVE:
Family, friends, music, gigs, ABC, dancing, Firewater, the Garage on a monday, gin, beer, tea, dresses, men who open doors for women, the tipsy feeling before you're drunk, art and art galleries, reading, Sleazys, flowers (especially in my garden at home), going out for food, guys in skinny jeans, guys in bands (especially Caleb!), eyeliner, lipstick, old films
TV
Grey's Anatmoy, Grey's Anatmoy, Grey's Anatmoy, Grey's Anatmoy....ok so i have an obsession, im not ashamed McDreamy is my new love!! Also Mighty Boosh, Sex and the City, Skins, Diagnosis Murder and 21 Jump Street! Britannia High rocks my world.
HATE:
Pigeons, weirdos that buy bread specifically for pigeons, builders, people who walk FAR too slowly, labs, being hungover, not being able to sleep, the stairs to my flat, Eddie Murphy and his completely shit films...they're just not funny!!!!, Adam Sandler...also not funny, confused.com adverts

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    • Edinburgh banter...hilarious

      Lynsey: "He's in my phone as Terra...but he's not foreign!"

      Me: "I feel sorry for that bear, I don't think he wants to be that size"

      Me, Lynsey and Maria (in a Glasgow ned accent) : "Aw I wanted was 2 pepsis, a 7up and a cookie dough!"
      Don't go to Pizza Hut, they spike your drink and ignore you for hours

      Some weirdo: "Your fake tan looks shit and you've dyed your hair and it looks shit!"
      Hello I'm the palest person I know!!!!!!!

      Lynsey (after spotting the only dark haired child in a family): "Who'd she have an affair with at the end there?"
      Me: "Pablo, the gym instructor"

      Me: "Lynsey look, that boy is still in his school uniform, do you fancy him?"
      Sorry hun, you know I don't mean it

      Maria: "Oh my god, someone's been sick in the sink!!!!!!"
      Well sort of...mainly candle wax though. Get a light for your toilet girls.

      Maria: "How long does it take you to aim?"

      Me and Julie repeatedly: "You wouldn't get this in Glasgow!!"

      Me (to the guy in Bella Italia): "My friends are really hungry, can you not give us some leftover food....how about some drink, that would be better?"
      Guy: "No, we are closed.
      Me: "Look at your pal's face, he definetely wants to give us some food."
      He shut the door in my face, heartless git. Nowhere in edinburgh gives you food after 3.

      Another weirdo: "I don't mean to be weird (he clearly is) but where did you get your tights, I need them for work to keep warm?"
      Lynsey: "Why don't you get some thermals?"
      Weirdo: "But I'm tanned"
      WTF?

      All of us for 3 days: "THIS SEX IS ON FIRE!!!!!"

      Toilet attendant in Liquid Rooms: "Freshen up sexy ladies!" (to the tune of Seven Nation Army)

      All of us: "I only wanted to buy a melon!"

      The Scottish Dolmio ads are the funniest thing ever...."Aye hen, but it's naw as good as the boaby!"

      Final point...Edinburgh is RIFE!!!

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    • My Other Half.....the helpless but loveable Julie

      1)What's there name? Julie "the schooly" Wilson

      2)What do you call her? Schooly, Julz, slag, cherry popper etc

      3)How often do you see them? Every day as i live with the little deviant!

      4)Where did you meet? haha cumnock academy on snow day...i remember it well!

      5)What song reminds you of them? Can't Stand Me Now by The Liberines as she is obsessed with pete and we danced to it at an old folks party haha also the second offering from Paris Hilton...loser!

      6)How did they change you? Well i became half lesbian and "upgraded" my best friend

      7)What do you like best about her? the fact that she is a complete loser and the only other person who does such ridiculous things like me especially when drunk!! Also the dance moves!

      8) Do you have secrets? no the poor girl has heard it all!

      9)Have you ever kissed? Not with tongues, much to craigy's dissapointment

      10)Have you ever had sex? She tries but i resist...im playing hard to get

      11)Have they ever made you cry? No i don't believe she has!

      12)Are they like family? yes she is my slovenien cousin

      13)If they were an animal what would they be? Julie would not be an animal as she hates them!

      14)What colour do you like best on them? Pink or Purple

      15)Have you ever gotten them into trouble? Not really i have embarassed her though..remember viper??

      16)Have you ever gotten them out of it? ive stopped her sending ridiculous texts/emails on a few occassions

      17)Have you ever made them cry? Yes but i was drunk and dont remember it so it doesnt count!

      18) Do you know their family well? quite well... i love maggie may!

      19)Have you ever cried for happiness in there presence? No why would I??

      20)Have you ever cried in front of them? many a time!

      21)What is the most devious thing you did with them? dunno prob somethin against the boys!

      22)Have you been on holiday together? nope

      23)Have you been on outings together? many

      24)Do you make fun of them? all the time but she deserves it

      25)Would you cry if they died? of course

      26)Would you cry if they went to hospital? yes but it does happen quite a lot so only if its serious!!!

      27)What would u do if they comitted sucide? Cry...then take her dvds!!

      28) Have you ever said 'I love you' to them? oh yeh lots!

      29)Do you love them? yeh but not as much as andy loves simy!

      30)Do u think it will last 4ever? yes no-one else would put up with either of us

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    • Tuesday and Thursday antics!!

      Tuesday

      Well tuesday started off with me and stoo having some drinkies and headin on over to iona's partay!!! Ive never seen so much chocolate!! We then met up with Julie and Neil and headed on over to The Buff Club (ie The Muff Club). This spawned us drinking numerous double vodkas and shots and dancing like idiots for pretty much the whole night and also spawned my new nickname...Muffalina!! Julie found some secc people and sufficiently embarassed herself!! It also meant Julie and I decided to hog a toilet cubicle and leave some very drunken voicemails for both Andy and Simon...sorry lads! At the end of the night me and Julie were a tad hungry and got a taxi to Taste of Europe...classy!! The less said about this detour the better! On our walk home we met some strange gentlemen who helped eat Julie's stolen double cheeseburger and one had a shower head and informed us he attatched this to his penis...why we'll never know! Returning home and some Julie drunken beboing ended this very eventful evening!!!

      Thursday

      Theres almost too much to say about thursday night!! Me, Julie, Angela and Craigy started off in nude for some good old cheap cocktails....thanx Steve!! Six cocktails each and one double vodka later we managed to avoid Julie disco spewing and headed off to firewater for a pitcher of yes thats right more cocktails (apart from Julie haha). After downing mine far too quickly i then headed to the dj and demanded he play She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult. After much hassle for the poor man he played it and Julie and I had a good old boogie! Before heading to the Garage we met Rosscoe and embarassed ourselves by claiming we were his groupies!! How we got into the Garage i'll never know but we did!! There we met loads of people we know including my brother who im afraid i worried by being so very drunk..sorry Jamie. Julie got accidentally punched and i plotted against the guy who did it! More vodkas later and i was so drunk i got lost...yes lost in the Garage!! On failing to find ANYONE of the many people i knew in there that night i left on my own and got a taxi im guessing as this whole part of the evening is pretty blurry! In my state i txt Julie telling her she didnt care where i had gone and also thanked her a fuckin lot!! She came home crying to make sure i was ok....sorry Julie but it doesnt count if i cant remember it!! And oh Julie wont you need your shoes in the morning...no Emma i wont! Oh and Julie did eventually disco spew..stylish!

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    • Garage Nightclub
      Garage Nightclub

      Want to break Glasgows UV bubble party virginity???? :D

      Lets do it! ;)

      Thursday 12th November, Doors 11pm entry£5/£3 or FREE with a strathclyde uni matric card!

      THE GARAGE - WE STARTED EVERYTHING

      See your sweet ass there Emma Laurenson ;)

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    • Tracy
      luv Tracy

      hello stranger hows things, u behaving?? Nah didnae think so xxx

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    • Tracy
      Tracy

      am workn nightshift now, 3 nites a week less hrs n more money, just cant beat it lol

      what ur tryn 2 say is ur a bigger jakey just not as often pmsl thats the way 2go like
      xxx

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    • Tracy
      luv Tracy

      hey chick hows u, u behavin? What u bin up2? XxX

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    • Robbie
      Robbie

      lorenzooo :) how the hell r u :) no seen ye in donkeyyyyys:L whits bn happenin:D , wee night out in a few weeks ye up fr it?

      xxxxxx

      17 Wochen her
    • Lynsifuckinatrix
      luv Lynsifuckinatrix

      hahaha me 2!!!
      but remember emma hes gantin 4 a bummin...IN THE SHITEHOOSE!!!!!!! :L :L :L :L
      LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
      xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    • Red.
      luv Red.

      9 days till the best weekend of the year...eeeeekkkk!!

      Are you excited?

      I AM!!

      xx

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    • Kisser
      luv Kisser

      Congrats!! Jist 4th year to go now ayes?
      Ooh cool, a better get invite to flat warming! :P
      Plenty of applications put in, just waiting to see if a get interviews now! Tis well shite.
      A ken soooooo cited for T, weekend of epicness!

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    • Kisser
      luv Kisser

      EMMA!!
      Nah no chat hen, life tis pretty shit in the dive that is cumnock! Spendin all ma time workin, studyin and job huntin, tis baws!
      Banter? Any more naked/kings of leon t-shirt incidents? :P
      Need to get the t-bus boked soon!

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    • Colin Macrae
      Colin Macrae

      "The caravan club is swimming in gash"

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    • Red.
      luv Red.

      Will i be seeing your pretty little face 2moro night...?

      Dream factory? Long live the McGonagle for coming up with that...eh?!

      xx

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    • Maria Naan
      luv Maria Naan


      Hey darlin, Dats great all ur exams are finished, i've still got 2 hand ins :( You able to make it next Friday for my Bday? plse say yes!! :) And what bout da rest of da gang, they free? I am so freakin excited, not 2 be 21.. jeeze im gettin auld, but for the BIG partaaay!!!!! :)


      xxxxx

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    • Colin Macrae
      luv Colin Macrae

      haha its so good, watch all 2nd season today

      "YES ITS A FUCKIN FISH, NOW GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE"

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    • Maria Naan
      luv Maria Naan


      Look in ur mail for a msge bout my bday! :)

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    • Red.
      luv Red.

      Hey girl...i finish my exams tomorrow :D

      ...fancy ABC on sat :D :D :D

      xx

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    • Maria Naan
      luv Maria Naan


      Eeeeeek!! u is cumin up 2moro for our lynz' 21st shindig!! can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
      Mega LOLs to that pic below btw!!!! :L

      xxxxx

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    • Red.
      luv Red.

      Lady!!

      I have just remembered that we have Russell to seduce next Thursday!! How exciting!!!

      xx

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    • Karynn Stevenson
      Karynn Stevenson

      KISSER HOW DARE U CALL MCDREAMY A SAD WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Emma i hope u told him that is not true lol.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      good times lol
      you were always kinky bihatch lol
      xxx

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    • Kisser
      Kisser

      Much apologises, jist gave last luv to the slag that is julie wilson, sorry owe you. BTW grats on the awesomly long post!

      Emma, when you catch up, you will totally love the legend that is McSteamy, he owns SGH!
      I have decided I actually like very few of the characters now, Mer = moany bint, Izzie = serial ghost wanker, Alex = douche bag, George = geek who LOST Callie!?!, McDreamy = sad wanker, Lexi = wannabe Mer. However I do heart McSteamy, Callie, Bailey, Addison, Yang and the Chief, in that order!

      Weddin is well freaky how quick it came, I'm actually gettin scared, I'm only 21 and everybody either gettin married or droppin weans, cumnock is actually baby central these days! That sucks bout hen nite, still we shall catch up at weddin, well if am still sober enough.

      Lucky you, av got uni/placement till last week of august, www.mylifesucks.com! Only good thing is T in the mother fukin P!

      Much luv.

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    • Kate M
      luv Kate M

      HAH!!! Y Thanks. I do practice the old disco voice on occasion...and YES, rock climbing? All the time....

      Lab report handed in?? Score. You at home for tomorrows mothers day celebrations yeh?

      I can't wait until next thursday! I'm so excited. Amazing. I'm home just now and have bee raving to everyone. yeeeeeeeeh!

      x x x x x x

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