Blonde in a Boat.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”


3 blondes jump off a building ...

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

Farm Fugitives

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside.
Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went, he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said... ''Meow'.'

"Just cats," he thought.

He then prodded the second sack. The Welshman, hearing how the Englishman got off said... ''Woof'.'

"Just dogs," he thought.

As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman worked out what he was going to say. As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said... ''Potatoes!''

Plz do this if the answer is a yes put an x in da box if it is a no then leave it blank nd if it is a may b put a / in da box ok!!

[_] go out wit me?
[_] kis me
[_] wtch a movie wi me?
[_] b me bf/gf?
[_] tke me hme 4 d nite?
[_] Wud u let me sleep in ur bed?
[_] av a reltionshp wi me?
[_] Spank dt ass?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Say ye if i askd u out?
[_] Hang ot wi me?
[_] show me of 2ur m8s?
D0 U...
[_] tnk im fit?
[_] tnk im hot?
[_] wnt 2 kiss me?
[_] wnt 2 cddle wi me
[_] tnk u luv me
R WE...
[_] frnds?
[_] in a reltnshp?
[_] gna hav kds?
AM i...
[_] sxy?
[_] cute?
[_] funy?
[_] luvble?
[_] adrble?
[_] great 2b wiv?
[_] attrctve?
HAV U EVA...
[_] fort bou me?
[_] fort der mite b an "us"?
[_] fnd urslf wntn a kiss frm me?
[_] wishd i wr dr?
[_] fancied me?
[_] wnted my nmba?
[_] hd a dream bou me?
[_] bn distractd by me?
R U...
[_] hppy u no me?
[_] tnkn bout me?
[_] in luv wit me?

Jojo Bueatiful Girlz

I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over

Yeah yeah

I remember when
I was hanging with my friends
That's when I caught your eye
You thought that I was fly
Right then you wished that I would be your baby (be your baby)
You try to get some game
Asking me girl what ya name
All that ice upon ya chain
So I asked you the same
Something tells me that we have fun together (fun together)

I ain't easy to find
I'm a one of a kind
Oh when I judge your wine
I know your only mine
Tonight is yours
Tomorrow is for another guy (another guy)

I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over

You've been calling me
Leaving messages all week
Was your curiousity
Got ya knees weak
I'm not looking for a man
So I don't want no confusion (no confusion)
I took ya to the floor
Got ya begging me for more
But that was my queue to go
So I hit the door
I let you hot
With your mind used to running wild (running wild)

I ain't easy to find
I'm a one of a kind
Oh when I judge your wine
I know your only mine
If you stick around
Be careful not to fall in love (fall in love)

I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over

Now a couple months have past
Never thought that this would last
Oh everybody asked
How ya got a girl like that
But you should've known
That nothing lasts forever (lasts forever)
I mashed up ya mind
When I tell you lies
But boy don't be suprised
That I'm seeing other guys
I'm too young to settle
And you should've known better (known better)

Damn all these beautiful girls (you should have known)
We're only gonna do your dirt (cos I'll have)
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over