You haven't had a new message in ages so I thought I'd send you one!!! Hope all is good and I'll speak to you soon! That was a crap message wasn't it so I thought i'd send a picture of me and Ryan and Emilie on a sunday morning of madness with the eyeliner!! We got ryan when he was asleep but me and emilie did our faces ourselves so we have no excuse except for alcohol Thought it would make you laugh!

what you saying you spud? how's the deen? 2 weeks thursday, boom!! xxx

Shamoli we all know he caught aids of you long ago

Hiya babes! How u doing??Im glad to see your still alive!! Hows the tan looking u creep?? Caught aids yet? x

i was boozing with murch tonight, won't be long til it's you babe! xxx

ya its fuckin mad alright im workin in perth its mad love it here its fuckin ace the women everything love it are ye still in thailand or what hope yer well anyway tell the lads i was askin for them

ha ha typical - im heading to ko samui tonight!

im all good, just had a few mad days in bangkok

ill no doubt be in ko pahngnan for full moon too but going to meet people in ko samui so you never can tell!

how long are you in thailand for? we'll have to catch up at some point!

let me know where you end up in ko pahngnan and ill try find you there or something, preferably with a nice cold beer waiting for me!

Lx

hey you!

Ewen tells me your heading out to Asia? whens that?
i've only got 5 weeks left :-(

let me know when your out and where

Lx

i forget how much fun trance night was. i miss u babes. ewen is my first lady but i need someone who can treat me right, the souls recognition of its counter part - its a very rare thing and i see it in you.

Hey i never really say this enough but i really care for you man. just thought you should know. x

May it please the court., honorable Judge Murchison presiding.

Judge Murchison:"......why does one member of the jury members look like he is constantly chewing?"

jury member: "aye like that guy is well guilty, check him out with his gay face, he looks like a cunt like!"

Judge Murchison: Please, jury member settle down or i will hold in contempt of court."

Jury Member: "naaaah fuck you like, wiggy!that guy is guilty, he spilt a drink over me last week in Gz, and he is getting burst!"

oh hold on now the jury member is beating his chest in a rage?!?now he is attacking the defendant??shambles.





we should really stop picking these people at random.



(this play is entirely ficticious and any resemblance of characters to real life people is purely coincedental)

Hey, you have a good one at Slam?
x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7k9D...

I have a feeling Pete is trying to ruin our dinner plans!

I am free whenever you are. I'm even going to make dessert!

L xx

I think there's something wrong with Neil...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXYc...

Day off today so no kids locked in cupboards! Ther's always tomorrow though!

Is that a no to the macaroni then??!!

Glasgow this weekend....could be messy!

L xxx

Rhino!

Mac and cheese with Pete and me at mine, next week?

L xxxxxxxx

How ya now!

Thought you might like to see some some videos of Iain
- what a ba-la-tee arsh he is...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3vBh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEM_N...

Good craic at the weekend