Right lets sum up my future plans in as few words as possible. Seen as no one is ever going to read this it is kind of pointless but if you lot are never going to read this then i can write whatever i like. Chris is Gay. Ciaran is Gay. Your mum is gay.

Anyhow, i would like to finish my GCSE `s first. When i say id like to that means i have to. Woop 52 exams in a month. Then I would like to do my A levels and hopefully do well in Government and Politics, Geography, Law and History. Sounds like a blast eh?, i have managed to pick subjects that are 70% coursework. Joy to the world.

Next is my gap year. Just some time to well, pardon my french, fuck around and have fun. I would like to do stuff like go to London 2012 and oh god chris is here.....

Anyhow were was I oh yeah gap year: drive across america, London 2012, last night of the proms etc Then University. Dont know what i would like to study yet, subjects i would like to do are History, Law or War Studies.

Now on to Sandhurst and to be perfectly honest if you have read this far then wow! I must be more interesting then i seem. Yeah, RMA Sandhurst. Excellent military academy in London, this is were i go to become an officer in the army. 42 weeks of tactics, skills, weapon handling and PT with adventurous training in between. Cool.

Just before i leave Sandhurst i have the BIG TEST. This is a physical, mental and psychological test that when my score is revealed will choose my army career path. The result I WILL achieve is infantry commander, either in the light infantry, anglians or maybe the paras.

Woo! Atlast i get to join the Army.

When people ask me why i want to join the army the answer is simple and its not any of that duty to the country crap. I just dont want to spend my life behind a desk and i would be a doctor but numbers piss me off and science is fun but i cant stomach two more years of none stop brain crunching.

Sometimes i get asked if i would want to fight overseas and again the answer is simple. Hell Yeah. Thats the whole point every soldier bar a few want to fight its like a brilliant surgeon training all his life and never setting foot in the operating theatre if you dont. If i get asked if i worry about getting killed the fact of the matter is i dont. Id rather be burried with all the pomp and ceremony of a military funeral then with loads of my old buddies when im 90. And frankly if i die and save someone else then thats job well done if you ask me, and if i dont then sorry but im dead i dont give a brass monkey what you think now.

Hopefully ill get to warm up in Afghanistan or another insurgency type thing before a major war. I would love to lead my men into battle. Hopefully Argentina will invade the Falklands again that would be fucking outrageous. Bring on the gauchos.

to be continued at a later date..........