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David O' Dos
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- Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~Germaine Greer
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< < < < Me and Paddy, Hard Rock Café, DUBLAND
Hi I'm David - Shnaw Shnaw! My Chums like to call me "Faggot", or "Dos". I hail from Carrigaline via Blackrock. I don't like it here.
This just in - I've finished my leaving cert and it's the summer of 2008... Just yesterday I was 4 years old, my watch stopped and here I am. What a trip, Growing up is better than acid! Try it sometime! I feel like I should be doing something with myself now, but I don't know what? Any suggestions, please drop a line!
.....{ }.... Put this
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.....\\..... who was killed
.....//..... by SHNARKS
.....\\..... on a plane
LOADING SEXINESS.........
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....FECK
Don't Eat Yellow Snow - That's Greedy
- The Other Half Of Me
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The Wutt Wutt in the Asshole boy
- Interests
- Music, Guitar, Computers, Gaming, and ummmm hmmm what else... I shall have to say making fun of less able people behind their backs. Or wheelchairs. What they don't know doesn't hurt them!
- Films
- Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, I love war movies (Full Metal Jacket, Apocolypse Now, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, etc) and Horror\Sci Fi (Romero movies, Dark City, 28 Days Later, Dog Soldiers, Stargate to name but a FEW) I also love a good comedy. And everybody loves them kids animated movies!
- Sports
- Thumb wrestling with a joypad is about all I'm good at.
omg i lyk tennis. weird. - Scared Of
- I'm scared of Planes, Scum and people standing on my toe
- Happiest When
- Out with the lads Kev, Goz, Dawson, Darragh, Rob, Rich, Damo to name but a minute few and when I occasionally rage with Robin or when Rich saves me from failing. I also enjoy having a quiet drink....
- Do you love putting jars up your arse?
- http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disas...
- I LOVE
- SARAH!!!!!!!!!!! LOVELY LOVELY LADY
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What will I do for the Weekend?
- Go out drinking with Goz, Rory and Cormac on a pub crawl
- Stay Home and play Xbox
- Force Rich to drive to Carrigaline because he's failing as much as I am
- Go Woman hunting (Literally)
- Go out t' some udder Biyes
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Who Has The Biggest Rager Of A Dildo?
- Me?
- Rory?
- Winning?
- Gozzy?
- Kev? (Glav' AND Donovan!)
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GERMAN HUMOUR
>-Here's some German Jokes-<
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital
A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is
destroying his family
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed5 Comments 306 weeks
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Qwik Guide To General Chinese If You Ever Wind Up There
1.) That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong
2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao
4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk
5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?
7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat
9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai so dim?
10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?
11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King
12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo
14.) He's cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka
15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16.) Great!............................
Fa Kin Su Pa
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Jooooooooookes
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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My result is: AMAZING!
if you're dating someone they're one lucky person! congrats you're totally dreamy!
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My result is: You attract geeks!
Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.
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My result is: Personality
Your best quality is your personality! People like you because you are an all around good person. You have good manners and values. You also like to express your personal style and interests.
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My result is: Happily Hammered
Put a little alcohol into you, and suddenly you’re transformed into little miss sunshine! You love everybody, laugh constantly, and become the life of the party. Nothing can bring you down, and while you may seem a little bit silly to the more sober members of the crow, you could care less. Whether it’s breaking it down on the dance floor, kicking butt at Texas Hold’em, or flirting with the person next to you, you emanate fun and lack of inhibition.
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Guardian Angel
You are the protecting spirit of the group. You
ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your
help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control,
you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes
you a heart-felt "Thank You".
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Siobhan Webster2/21/10hey hey hows it goin??? havent been on this in so long, i forgot how to use it
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Jacinta D Xoxojacepy JDxoxo
no way !!!!!!!thats crazy
whats he goin there for ? im great missing my good old buddy,old pal dave 
how are you ? what have u been up to ? any newz??? we must catch up soon seriously!!!!!!!!!!!
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Coolaboola Events10/4/09Coolaboola Events are proud to present: Daithí Ó Drónaí (Check him out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToDwe... ) Fizzy Make Feel Good And special guests all the way from Argentina! The Pavilion, Sat Oct 10 @ 2pm. €8 / €7 with a flier! Free stuff for all attendees! Including Mr. Freezes, sweets and badges!
ALL ages welcome!
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Leeann Cremin9/15/09dave wth....y did u post this video lmao ive never wanted to shove a sharp object directly into my ear drum so much in my entire life
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Aoife9/8/09
Omg that vid wud have to be the funniest thing ever!
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Leeann Cremin8/28/09
i just found all the pics of ur trips to ny and me and carries trips to ireland
miss u guys
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Sharpey8/28/09wat is the story
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Dee8/6/09Dave man your fucking hilarious!
Are yourself and Sarah staying in Computing?
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Carrie Cremin8/5/09hey dave! how's it going? Give me alll the news pls. I miss everyone! tell kieran to accept my friend request.
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Leeann Cremin7/29/09
2 cars got into an accident on spun outa control and ended up hitting my car
it sucks, i'm carless for the first time in a year ....... wats been going on with you? i havent heard from u in an eternity
Dildos have balls and veins i swear
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