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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £10 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say, "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, football boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. You tit.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. Cheers dude.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a Mc Chicken Burger, just a Chicken burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a Mc Straw and shove it in your Mc Eyes you bloody Mc Tosser.

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides
2. We beat England 1-0 and made a song about it
3. We have 5 seasons; as well as Autumn, Spring, Winter and Summer we
have the riot season (also known as marching season)
4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east
5. The home of HARP; the pint we call our own
6. We are so good, the English ripped off the look we call
steek/milly and called it chav
7. The home of the petrol bomb
8. The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of
Belfast is 35 seconds
9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and thieves
will try and sell it back to you
10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it, but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we
will not touch a thing, cuz its no fun !
11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic
and not know any players in the teams
12. Our riot squad are that good that they train the English police
riot squads
13. The average teenager can make at least 3 different types of
explosive
14. The average pregnancy age is 13.5
15. The only country Germany are afraid of
16. We beat Spain 3-2