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- Me, Myself, and I
- S.East Asia - DONE!
Sydney - trying to recover from the Christmas festivities!
A very wise man once told me that you should aim for the moon because you might just hit a star.
- The Other Half Of Me
hes got it bad!
- Anything goes! Ranges from Jack Johnson to the odd wee bita AC/DC!
- Dirty Dancing, Anchorman, Usual suspects.................not really that fussy!!!!
- These days its a case of poker! Love the old GAA though.
- Scared Of
- the amount of crap i talk when drunk (u know what im on about Kevin) and PIGEONS!
- Happiest When
- With people who make me laugh, chillaxin and the random nights when u decide really late that your going out and it ends up being brilliant!!!
Travelling with Stephen aint half bad!
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- How well do you know Aisling? 27 Taken
"... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, i'll tell
ye a little story. I was in Times' Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said 'I suppose ye wouldn't have the Kerryman would ye?' To which,the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me and he said 'do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?'... he had both...so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet..."
"Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back will be the last person to let
you down - his people are undertakers"
"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner street this morning
and the omens seem to be good for them, the priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey! 40 yards out on the Hogan stand side of the field Ciaran Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for religion."
Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. Its over the
bar. This man shouldn't be playing football. He's made an almost
Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man
but he couldn't kick points like Colin Corkery.
"1-5 to 0-8.. well from Lapland to the Antarctic, that's level scores in any man's language".
"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now ... but here
comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ...... I've seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!"
"I see John O Donnell dispensing water on the sideline. Tipperary,
sponsored by a water company. Cork Sponsored by a tae company. I
wonder will they meet later for afternoon tae."
"Teddy looks at the ball, the ball looks at Teddy"
"Danny "The Yank" Culloty. He came down from the mountains and
hasn't he done well"
"He grabs the sliotar, he's on the 50......he's on the
40......he's on the 30..........................he's on the ground"
"In the first half they played with the wind. In the second half
they played with the ball".
"He kicks the ball lan san aer, could've been a goal, could've
been a point.............it went wide."
"Stephen Byrne with the puck out for Offaly....Stephen, one of
12......all but one are here to-day, the one that's missing is Mary,
she's at home minding the house.....and the ball is dropping i lar na bpairce...."
"Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar, I bought a dog
from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal, the dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21 fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide..... and the dog lost as well
"Sean Og o Hailpin.... his father's from Fermanagh, his mother's
from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold
"Teddy McCarthy to Mick McCarthy, no relation, Mick McCarthy back
to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation "
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Stage #1 -- Smart
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject.
You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen.
At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are "smart".
Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those getting the opportunity to listen in.
Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty
This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.
Stage #3 -- Rich
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world.
You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar.
You can also make bets in this stage.
Now of course you still know all, so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.
Stage #4 -- Bulletproof
You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with
because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up to
the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self
all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no
worry about loosing this battle of wits because you know all, have all
the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might
erupt if he looses.
Stage #5 -- Invisible
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do
absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance
on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people
who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people
in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom
you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through
the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are
still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything
of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are
gone. You can do anything, because no else one will know.
And you certainly won't remember!!
Anybody recognise any of these stages???
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