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Aisling

Aisling
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  • Last active: 8/25/10
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
S.East Asia - DONE!

Sydney - trying to recover from the Christmas festivities!

A very wise man once told me that you should aim for the moon because you might just hit a star.
The Other Half Of Me
Stephen Sands

Stephen Sands

hes got it bad!

Music
Anything goes! Ranges from Jack Johnson to the odd wee bita AC/DC!
Films
Dirty Dancing, Anchorman, Usual suspects.................not really that fussy!!!!
Sports
These days its a case of poker! Love the old GAA though.
Scared Of
the amount of crap i talk when drunk (u know what im on about Kevin) and PIGEONS!
Happiest When
With people who make me laugh, chillaxin and the random nights when u decide really late that your going out and it ends up being brilliant!!!

Travelling with Stephen aint half bad!

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    • Micheal Ó Muircheartaigh masterpieces


      "... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, i'll tell
      ye a little story. I was in Times' Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said 'I suppose ye wouldn't have the Kerryman would ye?' To which,the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me and he said 'do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?'... he had both...so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet..."

      "Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back will be the last person to let
      you down - his people are undertakers"

      "I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner street this morning
      and the omens seem to be good for them, the priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey! 40 yards out on the Hogan stand side of the field Ciaran Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for religion."

      Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. Its over the
      bar. This man shouldn't be playing football. He's made an almost
      Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man
      but he couldn't kick points like Colin Corkery.

      "1-5 to 0-8.. well from Lapland to the Antarctic, that's level scores in any man's language".

      "Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now ... but here
      comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ...... I've seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!"

      "I see John O Donnell dispensing water on the sideline. Tipperary,
      sponsored by a water company. Cork Sponsored by a tae company. I
      wonder will they meet later for afternoon tae."

      "Teddy looks at the ball, the ball looks at Teddy"

      "Danny "The Yank" Culloty. He came down from the mountains and
      hasn't he done well"

      "He grabs the sliotar, he's on the 50......he's on the
      40......he's on the 30..........................he's on the ground"

      "In the first half they played with the wind. In the second half
      they played with the ball".

      "He kicks the ball lan san aer, could've been a goal, could've
      been a point.............it went wide."

      "Stephen Byrne with the puck out for Offaly....Stephen, one of
      12......all but one are here to-day, the one that's missing is Mary,
      she's at home minding the house.....and the ball is dropping i lar na bpairce...."

      "Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar, I bought a dog
      from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal, the dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21 fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide..... and the dog lost as well

      "Sean Og o Hailpin.... his father's from Fermanagh, his mother's
      from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold

      "Teddy McCarthy to Mick McCarthy, no relation, Mick McCarthy back
      to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation "

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    • 5 Stages of being drunk!

      Stage #1 -- Smart

      This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject.
      You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen.
      At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are "smart".
      Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those getting the opportunity to listen in.

      Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty

      This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.

      Stage #3 -- Rich

      This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world.
      You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar.
      You can also make bets in this stage.
      Now of course you still know all, so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.

      Stage #4 -- Bulletproof

      You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with
      because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up to
      the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self
      all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no
      worry about loosing this battle of wits because you know all, have all
      the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might
      erupt if he looses.

      Stage #5 -- Invisible

      This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do
      absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance
      on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people
      who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people
      in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom
      you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through
      the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are
      still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything
      of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are
      gone. You can do anything, because no else one will know.

      And you certainly won't remember!!

      Anybody recognise any of these stages???

      0 Comments 358 weeks

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    • Nicola Rogers
      luv Nicola Rogers

      Hey cuz! Awh so so excited!Was out with your mum last night who was snapping away. All bked. Cabra Castle 14 July 2011 - get it in the diary girl ;) x

      12/7/09
    • Laura Brennan
      luv Laura Brennan

      Yo!! So far so good!! In here now..have a wee break b4 nx class! hws the job gn? tell the man i z well!

      9/28/09
    • Lianne Cunningham
      luv Lianne Cunningham

      well, you all ready for danielle coming over!!! tell her i said hello, cause i never see her, lol!!!! what you been up to, are you still working or just living in up, down under!!!!

      9/25/09
    • luv Sharon Fitzpatrick

      boo whoo whoo! kilmacuds not gona be the same without ya:( just me jeni and mawee goin:) just had a look at photos of last few years gona b shit this year eve1 faden away losers! still wouldnt mind being whereyour at rite nw but dont worrie well make up for it next year when your home:)

      9/1/09
    • Claire McNeill
      luv Claire McNeill

      Hey hey pet!! just a flying comment!!!! me and ems have made it as far as Laos here!!! it took a while but we made it!!! :) hope alls good with ya anyway!!! il mail ya with criac again soon!!! hey to sandstorm!!! love ya!! xoxo

      7/26/09
    • Laura Brennan
      luv Laura Brennan

      just droppin thru!:)

      6/19/09
    • Aidan Fla
      Aidan Fla

      wats the craic? anything new happenin within the last few weeks? same craic over here only i seem to be workin a lot more and drinkin a bit more too. tough life like.

      6/18/09
    • Lianne Cunningham
      Lianne Cunningham

      hello you!!! hope your keeping well, are you still down under or where have you headed to now?? fill me in

      6/13/09
    • Sophie Colgan
      luv Sophie Colgan

      well woman!! bita love 4 ya :D wer r ya now? raffs icecream counters leavvin cuz its makin no money as i have eaten it all..u wud be very proud ;) u still as small as ever?:L

      6/5/09
    • Gerard McCreesh

      well lads wot ways the travelling going? I miss u guys. ps ireland is shit :)

      5/4/09
    • James Gallagher
      James Gallagher

      ru serious?? thats just mad!! :L I'm in melbourne at da min flew ther wed!! shit just missed ya!! i was stayin in the underground backpackers on newcastle street!! no work yet!! am trying but just cant get anything!! u any luck wit engineering jobs cause gettin nothin bac!!?

      5/3/09
    • Jennifer Cunningham
      luv Jennifer Cunningham

      well ashling!!! just thought would send you a message see how your keeping?? hows things at the other side of the world???? how long have you been away now?? hope your having a good time your not missing much here anyway!!! take care talk soon xx

      4/28/09
    • Georgina O' Keeffe
      luv Georgina O' Keeffe

      Hiya Aisling, How is things with ya??? ....Just leaving ya a comment to say Im finally leaving Innisfail.....Leaving tomorrow - Thank F**k :) :) 15 weeks of slavery I tell ya - really gonna miss the people and cage ( believe it or believe it not ) Im headin to Nimbin for the mardi Gras then see what happens after that...rose, Trish and Dermot are hanging on in Innisfail for a couple more weeks!!!! What u 3 been up to??? Fill me in where ya at now??? Tell the boys I said Hi xx heres the last of the banana loving for ya ha ha ha :L :L :L :L

      4/27/09
    • James Gallagher
      James Gallagher

      well hw do!! wats da craic! wer in oz ru nw!!!?? :P

      4/26/09
    • Aidan Fla
      Aidan Fla

      alrite hows it goin now? im off to boston on tuesday for 6 months to play football. our manager from london is managing the team out there and got me and colin to go. bird doyle also comin. much craic over there?

      4/24/09
    • Sophie Colgan
      luv Sophie Colgan

      Photo is class :L but ur still extremly ugly..awh wel :( Have some love my long lost shrimp! Ps. Raffertys is shitttttttttttt...but we do ice cream and hot food now..not good 4 the hips!:P

      4/17/09
    • Smurf
      Smurf

      Hey Ash, HOw are things?? Hope all the travelling is going well.. Are you enjoying Oz, I had a ball when I was there and didnt want to come home! HOw long you travelling for now?? Have a ball say hi to Stephen...

      4/15/09