Reiss Collins
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
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10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?4 Comments 736 days
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Americans are so fucking stupid
The following is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Wait for it....
Canadians: This is a lighthouse, over...
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| Name : | Reiss Collins | |
| Nick Name : | Have None | |
| Birthdate : | 12/11/1991 | |
| Birthplace: | Margate | |
| Current Location: | Matts Chair | |
| Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Hair Color: | Blonde | |
| Height: | 5' 7 | |
| Weight: | 9 Stone | |
| Piercings: | 14mm left ear | |
| Tatoos: | None | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Emily | |
| Vehicle: | N/A | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Pizza | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Dominoes | |
| Candy: | Bazooka Joe's | |
| Number: | Don't Have One | |
| Color: | Dark Purple | |
| Animal: | Lion | |
| Drink: | Black Sambuca | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Eyes | |
| Perfume: | Don't Care | |
| TV Show: | Scrubs | |
| Music Album: | Razorblade Romance | |
| Movie: | Die Hard | |
| Actor/Actress: | Zach Braff | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | Burgerking | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Hug | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Winter | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny Movies | |
| Love or Money: | Money | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | Whenever | |
| Most Missed Memory: | I Dunno | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | I Have One!? | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | COFFEE! | |
| Ambition: | Become A D.O.P | |
| Best Friends: | Ash, Colin, Matt | |
| Weakness: | Dunno | |
| Fears: | Death | |
| Longest relationship: | 1yr | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | No | |
| Ever been beaten up: | No | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | No | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Yes | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Yes | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | No | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Blue / Green | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Dark | |
| Short or Long: | Long-ish | |
| Height: | Dont Care | |
| Style: | Just Not A Chav | |
| Looks or Personality: | Both | |
| Hot or Cute | Bit Of Both | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | Really Skinny Is Scary And Muscular Is Worse | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | All of them. | |
| How do you want to Die: | In A Funny Way | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Nope | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Not Really | |
| Health Freak: | NO | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | No | |
| Believe in Yourself: | No | |
| Want to go to College: | Yes | |
| Do you Smoke: | No | |
| Do you Drink: | Yes | |
| Shower Daily: | HAHAHA Errrrrr Yeah | |
| Been in Love: | No | |
| Do you Sing: | All The Time | |
| Want to get Married: | No | |
| Do you want Children: | Yeah | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | Stupid Question | |
| Hate anyone: | Nope | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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What kind of drunk are you?
My result is: Sloppily Shmammered
When you drink, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll be a shit show. Once you start, you can’t stop, and your dignity slowly goes out the door. Not that you care; you’re just busy having a good time! You’re the one who spills your drink on someone’s lap, capsizes the beer tower, passes out on some random person’s rug, and wakes up in the morning with a splitting headache. But somehow you always make it out alive, and you’re all the stronger for it.
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Oh YEAAAHhh!
With your enthusiastic pelvic thrusts and your propensity for referring to yourself in the third person, you're the epitome of the
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My result is: Mario
You represent everybody's favorite italian plumber, always active and fighting for the right of good. WAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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You Are Perry Cox!!!!!
Rebel, thy name is YOU! You don't do things by the rules -- at all -- and you're damn proud of it, despite the fact that such a philosophy tends to bite you in the ass more often than you like. Your brusque and sarcastic manner puts off most around you, but your high standards elicit nothing but respect. It's possible that your rough exterior is a cover to deeper, more vulnerable feelings inside. Only you know for sure.
'Best phyiscal feature: I Have One!?'
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yo reice tomorow do you want to make a sainsburys edit?
'funeral of hearts'
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Get scared skating to matt's tonight? Aha x
Then who the fuck would go on as you that skates and right comments on there bebo for no reason? your a fucking lair and need to grow up. And wow you said it weren't you, not like i'm gonna fucking believe you is it.
Well you have they're on Ethan's bebo and it don't really matter what you think of they're skating tbh cause i think they're pretty god damn good for how long they're been skating.
Why you leaving shitty comments on josh's and ethan's pictures?
You're not greater then everyone you'know.
... i need a hysterectomy, can you help ?
right k
leave at dat
no more messages
k???????????
right let me think
u said reece had downs
yeh ur fuking kwl
just stop leaving comments
Dude y u starting on my m8s
bring it on asswhole
i think ur familiar wit sam savage
u should know him
so u stop being a dik or were coming 4 u
o btw
have a nice day
wats d reason 4 u taken d piss out of my m8
we probs met
stay away from me and my m8s
the aim is to warn u to leave me and my m8s alone
k?????????????????