* 324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.

* 10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.

* 30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.

* 20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.

* 80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.

* 20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.

* 95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:

o Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
o Sharing food
o Intercourse
o Sharing blood
o Kissing the opposite sex.
o Having Friends

Common statistics:

* 15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.

* 12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.

* 63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling.

* 80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls.

* 20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this.

* 55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS

1.louise to da garda can i shit in your hat
2.me and lousie gettin our picture taken wit a guard by a guard and da guard pointing da camera upwards louise saya u prick and i says u fuckhead den we both realise wat we just called a guard grab our cameras and run
3.me and louise standing beside a green wig stuck in da mud asking passer bys 2 help us our friend mary is buried in da ground
4.me and gerdin singing i cant find da cow cant find da cowwow der really cool!!!
5.aoibhean constantly singing i got stoned oh so stoned
6.foster runnin around in his underpants
6.shane dwan getting collected by his mam to go home and get clean clothes and getting droped back by his da
7.me and louise havin da mud fight
8.me and louise goin on the rides in da carnival
9.me findin a shit loada money everywhere givin a grand total of 155 and a5 pound note along wit 2 mobile fones cud i be ne luckier
10.beer bong
11.ciara robbing stuff from every shop we went into legend!!!
12.me fallin while at da shop wit evanna but i held my chicken up hi and it didnt get dirty!!
13.laughin at mary brennan dancin at the kooks
14.every1 dancin craszily at the fratellas
15.lisa clearly gettin hit on twice by 2 random lesbos at the gossip
16.louise covered in masking tape
17.marys pins and needles dance
18.the ice cream cone being thrown at evanna den da fellas surrounding her and covering her in beer!
19.the lost condom in louises hair
20.chalk aka mary aka duckpants
21.ann-marie fallin nicola laughing at how she fell and ann marie falling again2minutes later
22.louise pretendin 2 b in a wheelchair with d oxygen mask on nd tellin people 2 mind her spokes

23.louise sayin dat shes gona make d best out of oxygen nd i looked over 5 mins later nd she was asleep
24.evanna dancin wit da umbrella brilliant
25.lisa and her savage fake fone it had sum memory for takin videos and pictures!!!
theres more i just cant think!