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SAINTMOLLY-and-KUNTFACEKONA
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- "if we run out of glue, we flash at you"
- Me, Myself, and I
- Molly and kona.
Two unseprable twats youll probably see doing something stupid down town.
And for some reason you'll laugh at them, or walk away because of their immaturity.
Noone understands our inside jokes
We flash at people
We get pissed way too much
we dye each others hair
We ride trollies
We smoke
We jump in bins
We have bonfires
We eat strange objects
We pee in spontanious areas
We superglue ourselves to things
We both have ferrets
Sometimes our hair and outfits match
We terrorise the locals
We hug everyone
We go swimming when its freezing
Kona is often found pericing Mollys lip/ears,whatever
We have water fights
we like to get naked
And we Like nipples
we fight
we kiss
we make dresses
..you get the idea
Weve been friends for 3 years
Weve never once argued or fallen out.
Were just not the same without each other.
We tell eatch other everything
And its v rare to find one of us alone.
the true meaning of unseperable!
and I love you.
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THE news :)
havent had a blog written for a while,,,,
lets think of the thgins that weve been doing lately!
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started the kune kune joke PMSL :
and no, you will not understand!
menthal fag smoking lol
konas took up the habit of reading all molly's texts,emails,bebos and going on her msn and bebo and saying shit (bastard
)
been getting drunk (ofc!)
(kona took the famous photo of molly on sleepys toilet,, the bathroom has no door and molly takes a million trips to the toilet once drunk)
got drawn on at this drunken party
hanging abotu with kara,sleepy,jess,giggles mainly
went on a little shopping exberdition to norwich (kara came too!) where we ate subways and got messy, brought pants and looked for COATS LOL!
started the kune kune joke PMSL : and no, you will not understand!
dyed eath others hair purple and blonde (yes we kind of match,,, again ) (friends share everything, including hair coulor these days!)
downing cider and other alcoholic beverages at konas. or having straw drinkign competitions and tryign to hide it from thee parents which are about 1m away
dyed konas brothers hair
tried to make dresses out of curtains and old clothes, ended up making a mess and fighting. gave up after about an hour and watched 1/2 ton teen programme
sofa fighting and genrally pissing about.
.... and to think all was done in a round abotu a week....0 Comments 226 weeks
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Christmas
Molly n Kona didnt see each other over christmas so we made up for it on sunday 28th december.
everyday mollys been gettin pissed n doing silly thigns lol so we decided to do it together.
Kona made molly down all her drnks so she got pissed quicker.. twas funny.
we were trygn to down our drinks without konas mum seeing us, and she was right near us
reading us funny jokes all night
wen molly got a lil bit pissed she played on chad`s xbox(kona`s brother)
she sucked .. real bad.. (what do you expext i was pissed! )
we wanted to go out so we txt daniel (some wired person tht we know)
and we went out and got more booze from mollys
we had a laff walkin round talkin and shit like tht ..
n kona pissed about 20 times in various places.
Just for fun we were comparing our nipples ..
Kona has small nipples..
and we wanted to get naked but u no tht wud be a bit silly .
(i dont remeber this so i cant comment lol)
molly also got verry horney lol
we sat near the trams and saw a DEER yes a fucking DEER
how kool is tht
(now where ther hell did it go, and how did it get there is what i wanna know)
we didnt actually drink tht much but we still got pissed ..
kona had:
4 lagers
2 glasses of woodpecker.
vodka and lemonade
various different wines
half bottle of vodka ice
and tvx
Molly had:
3 glasses of woodpecker
3 lemonade and vodkas
various different wines
bit of lager
and some vodka ices..
and tvx
(molly will hopefully edit this as shes better at this kinda thing ...)
0 Comments 228 weeks
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22nd December 2008 (yarmouth and alot of miles to walk!)
Molly Kona N Kara Goes To Yarmouth.
they were meant to meet at mollys at 9am, reasnoble time but as
Kona`s a lazy fuck and got up l8 molly n kara had to walk all the way to kona`s while he got ready.
They Waited at the bus stop on yarmouth road and then Kona suggested tht we go to tesco`s instead to ccatch the bus. and the BASTARD went past us. we waited a bit for the bus and got evils from old grannies.
wen we got on the bus the driver had no change kara got a free bus ride and so did molly (woo)
but kona had to pay
(sexist bitch lol)
we had some lovely convos about the pregnant man and about vaginas on the way tho
wen we got there all the fucking shops were shut (thes tacky tourist ones up the main road to the prom) ..
. Grrrr so we bought a bouncy ball .. then went round a few shops and ate some food ...
brought some ferret toys too!
kara was looking for a dress.
molly had some fun trying on dresses that were all to fucking big for her!
and they had alot of fun together in the changing rooms beign too girly! and tryign ltos on
(to konas anooyance, who waited outside as he coudlnt face the feminism )
we also went up and down the esqulators at market gates a gazzilion times
then me n molly had an idea ... y not walk home... so kara got the bus because she didnt wanna come (she had girl shoes on, which looked great on her)
AND WE WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO LOWESTOFT, READ ON!
THE WALK HOME .....
kona n molly started their journey anddecided to take pictures of their journey ... ]
we had some money so we bought some supplies incase we got stranded in the big wide world... we got :
polos
3 drinks
10 sweetie things
bourbons
2 packs of crisps..
lol YUMMY!
we started walkin again but then Kona Stood in DOG SHIT GRRRRRRR wota Cunt
(it was hilarious tho! and he didnt stand in it he skidded!)
we kept walking and stopped at the methodist church then got stones thrown at us from some silly chavs..
and kona sat in bird shit .. .(it was going well for kona
after walking for 1 hour we got too gorelston and molly used the loos which had some one smoking weed in them and sick outside it .. YUCK! (thanks for mentioning that kona )
wen we got to james paget hospital we got hungry so we ate some polos
then went all the way down the dual carriageway and laid on the path at the side.. then u had to go down some crappy road off the dual carriage way..
we sat for bout 10 mins on a bench makin orgasm noises while some people did it back to us from the park. (primitive conversation there ) (really we were just shagging)
then we walked miles down loadsa country roads nearly gettin run over loads.. (haha)
we got to corton and our legs nearly fell off.
we had to walk down corton long lane and it seemed like it was the longest fucking road in the world..
we stopped at tesocs wen we got there for about 10 mins then we walked to mollys and got home all in about 3 and a half hours..
we walked more than 13 miles non stop xD
it was very fun .
we spent the whole journey talkign and pissing about
but we wudnt suggest u do it to u feel like ur gonna die HA!
x photos up soon xx0 Comments 229 weeks
*tumble weed
* aww i love you too!
i love molly (:
awwwhhh dearrr if ur free tonight want me to come round n we can start plan our trip??? rign me yall love youuuu you direty texting pervert and my boyfriend, dont forget
sex tonight yea babes?
xxxxxxxxxxxx
woaah thats alot! 1) i wud eat my mum duh, cant eat u dear and yourd taste skankey
2) hmm ill get back to u on that one 
but any dream condom will doo 
3) to travel and help people in 3rd world countries 4) the above plus a fmaily and gr8 m8s and to make a diffrence and be remeberd 
5) you! 
and a plan ticket outa here 
6) no ewww 
you have knob cheeze dear 7) ooh bitch! 
well now..
thats a list by itself 
you shoudl know who aha 9) mm teedee or terry 10) yes yes we have 
see awnserd for youu 
hmm . my favourite way to be waken up in the morning is wakin up naturally after ive had about 112-13 hours sleep
. the worst way wud be to have someone fart in my face i think ..
haha . my first thoughts usually wakin up are .... fuck sake robbie move so i can get out of bed ... ( robbies a dog by the way to all u hoo dont no tht ) . i like to have cereal...for breakfast .i eat most kinds 
. welll my favourite flavour condom has to be bananna .. just coz they smell really nice... 
HAHA Now some questions for u :- 1. if u had to eat ur best friend or ur mum who wud it be ? 2. wots UR fave flavour condom? 3. wots ur biggest dream.. ? 4. wot do u want to achieve in life? 5.if u cud have one thing right now wot wud it be ? 6. do u have cunt fungus?(i do )
7. ever licked dog spunk?
8. who wud u most like to have a passionate night of sex with .. ? 9. who do u miss most out of the people u dont see no more 10. want to bake a cake? lyl x
o molly dear u can be the bannana as u lack length in places which i cannot say at this time of the day
o i do love u so awfully much .. 
i no ur not the best looking girl molly But beauty i only a light switch awa .. Lmao oo sharnna n kinga want us to see them thursday .. (Y) yes ? or no ? now get fucking raped bitach.. coz im now going to eat ur mums pussy`ole ... HA! molly ur a :- DOG SPUNK LICKER 
ly u fucking retarded lipstick fucking slagalishus lovely .. 
x
just so were clear. im the bananna on the skin
see you thursday cunt 
whatever shall we do?
i love you guys , to the max ,
x
love again . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x .
Molly, my alcoholic friend i love you .. haha you horny bitch
lets get pissed again like all the time .. ly lots .. shall we do a bolg of wen we got pissed (Y) ...x
Thank you Kyrie Dear ly x x
*** i did the blog biatch! put the pics up asap
"we can rule the world" "
r at least walk round it" 
it was great walkign all those many hours and miles with you dear xD and the sex, and sweaty hand holdings
they melted my heart! oh and i read the card u made its the sweetest corniest greates card ever 
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. (even black man cock) (my bums so toned from todya tis gotta be at least 2 more finders xD) have a gr8 christmas if i dont see u before! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
We Can Walk The World Mwahahahahahahahaa Ha! Dont think i`ll do tht again ma dear
ly x
i knew urd doo that ugggghhh! oooo we need to do blogs on when we stalked darren n the party lol ill start em when icve got time if u want i love ya a bunch! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
HA molly put them pics of us with facepacks on ...lmao o and the one of me by myself has been deleted ... ha lol good times(Y) Hows ur vagina then .. hope its not still hurting from the buggy collapsing...lmao luv ya ...x
L is for the way you Look at me O is for the only One I see V is Very Very extraordinary E is even more than anyone that you adore Two in love can make it, take my heart but please don't break it Love was made for me and you.
lol omg i went on it on haloween n ur forgettign my computer crashed lol! se you tonight anyway
illl look for a potatoe cake recipie in a bit lol!! i found an orginisation that can help me sort out volenteering or workign abroad or just traveling in one of their safe destinations. its like lettign me do everythign i care about i can teach children in a 3rd world i can help build houses in africa conservation on enviroment wildlife conservation or just earning cadh n sighseeing n exploring fuck im happy now! kona do u wanna join? i think the min amount of time u can do it for is 4 weeks i might try to save for this summer, otherwise next, or do a gap year or too xD ahhhh
Molly u never go on this were supposed to keep it updated ... and comment it all the time btu u no only i do lol well luv ya bitch x x x x x x x and all the fans of us x x x x