Aaahraarr - Other.
Alexander backhander - What wuds refer to as a punch
Anaahraarr - Another
Arsh - Bum.
Aaaaveeeeess - "Thats bad". Said usually by a younger sister who has caught her older brother doing something he shouldn't - "Aaaveeeess I'm telling maaaam" A pig's laying on to the little beast usually gives the brother enough time to hide the magazines.
Baaaaarrie - Excellent e.g. "Ah seen seen that fillum Mac an' Me up at the pictshursh the aaahraarr night, an' it was pure baaaaarrie, leeek".
Beast - Ugly woman e.g "Ow wow coff, deek the Beast outside Tescos
Beek' - Face e.g "Deek yer "Beek" later on. Meaning see you later.
Bint - Girlfriend.
Bits - Beaten up wud style e.g "Ow wow radge I'm gonna put you in bits"
Blinky - Window.
Bluterred - (1) Pissed e.g " I was pure bluterred' last night, (2) Bursht e.g " I got pure bluterred last night by some radge
Braahaaarrr - Brother.
Buckshee - To get something for free
Bursht - To hit/ kick someone in e.g. "Ah seen that Jakey Stewart deekeen at ma manishee fanny, so ah took him outside an' pure bursht 'im."
Chief Chorer - A very experienced thief of goods from Woolworths who has never been caught or even chased by the fuzz.
Chore - To steal. Man "Thems a pure barrie pair oa' trainersh yiv got on there" Burglar - "Aye, like. Ah pure chored them from Woolies.
Choring (to chore) - The well known and popular tink pastime of stealing goods of great value from Woolworths. This includes CDs, black slip on plimsoles and green flash trainers.
Coff - A person, usually a man.
Chow - A sweetie that cost between 1p and 2p. Man 1 "Whosssat yer eateen thayre? Geeeeeyuz wan!". Man 2 "Naaaat! Yir no' getteen enneee a' ma chows". Man 1 "Geeeyuzz waaan". - This is usually followed by Man 2 spitting all over his penny chows so Man 1 cannot eat one.
The Crack - The same as the craic but not as exciting.
Deek - Look. Eg. "Ow wow coff, Deek 'i manishee wi the size ten trods" meaning look at that woman with big feet.
Dieved - Annoyed.
Dingin - Raining
EEEEEEEEHHHH? - What?
Faahhaarrrr - Father.
Faaaanny - Funny.
Fams - Hands.
Feekked - Knackered.
Feekkers - For fucksake.
Feekkiees - The Police.
Fladge - Idiot.
Gaaadgee/Gaaaaadge/Gudgie/Gudge - A man.
Guffey - A fool. "Aaah'm not getteen on no plane, guffey", Mr T in Dingwall.
Jackie shuffle - To outwit someone with your skills of faking dragging your foot over the football whilst hitting a 1st year!
Jakeeey - Friend
Jamp - Past tense of jump.
Jar - The cost of something. Gudge 1 "Here mun, how much them pure smart trainersh jar ya?" Gudge 2 "Nnnnaaaaahhhheeen, I pure chored them from woolies."
Jarring - To give someone a telling off.
Kaaaatlerrrry - Fork/Knife/Spoon etc
Kilt - Killed
Loodney - Fool/Idiot
Lordy Coff - A dirty, smelly poor person who would probably eat chewing gum that he/she has chiseled off the pavement and wears the same pants for two months.
LorryCar - Pickup truck for Wuds
Maaaanimall - Ugly Woman
Maaaanishee- Woman.
Maahhaarraaarr - Mother.
Maaaanneeeee - Money (Not to be confused with maaaaannie).
Maaaaannie - A man.
Mappich - Drunk. e.g "Ah pure tried ta get passt that mallard lasst night but it wis pure mappich an' ah couldn' get pasht it. Pure frightneeeeen an' that it was, that big duck an' that."
Mink - See Minker.
Minker - A dirty, smelly poor person who would probably spit chewing gum on the pavement then chisel it off and eat it again.
Mobile shanty - Caravan
Mort - Woman.
Moth - Big/ something very good e.g. "ya should pure shee wot ah did to ma Renilt Kleeo an' tha'. Itsh pure shooaaaund, itsh pure got a moth shpoiler an' itsh pure moth. An ah lowred the shushpenshin, an that. An' itsh got a moth eggausht, pure cherry bomb. Shaaaaound. Pure moth , mun. - A Dingwall boy racer discussing how powerful his 1.2 litre car is.
Mun - Man
Munter - Ugly woman
Nexie - (1)Oh my goodness. e.g "Nexie look at the Fladge" (