OLIVER PIST anymore pies mate?"
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FEED ME SEMORE!
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Je ne sais fukn what?!
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fukn NUT BURGERS
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BAHAHAHA
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HA

"zut alors !"

deloris,pour me sum breakfast!

I like to set constant low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
One day i fully expect my liver to crawl up my throat and smack me in the pus, until then Im enjoying being part of the binge drinking generation.

fAt booT

eric? wheres eric?

sean and dave - best neighbours and same birthday!

ever been hit by a tesco bag?

fake security...

EATY EAAATTTYYY

bein born into miniature world?

flawless cowboy

wana do sex?

mmm sore tummits

toffee crisp? Noo BoosT!

LAURA - meaning 1

That horrible time of day when you wake up and just want to go back to sleep again.

Urgh, it's too early in the Laura for this


LAURA - meaning 2

meaning 'from the laurel flower'
a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever.


LAURA - meaning 3

-laughs at everything and anything
-Adorable enough to get away with murder
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.


LAURA - meaning 4

The act of spilling a drink over someone else. Often happens multiple times during a night - more frequent with alcohol.

OMG you've just laura'd all over my skirt for the third time tonight


LAURA - meaning 5

The 4th meal of the day - post tea time and before sleepy time.

It can consist of anything you like - as long as it's a whole meal.

Person 1: 'What's for Laura tonight??'
Person 2: 'I hope it's sprouts on toast'


LAURA - meaning 6

A drink consisting of Vodka, Malibu and Lemonade.
Aptly named 'because it influences bad choices.'


'Last night I drank so much Laura, I woke up next to a camel.'