YES OR NO
1.wud you hug me?
2.wud you kiss me?
3.wud you mash me?
4.wud you go shubz wiv me?
5.wud you be my friend?
6.wud you kick my azz?
7.wud you go out wiv me if I asked you?
8.wud you take a shower wiv me?
9.wud you let me take a bath wiv you?
10.do you like to dance?
11.are we frends?
12.are we enemies?
13.am i chung?:
14.am i a flirt?:
15.am I sweet?:
16.am I crazy?:
17.am I loveable?:
18.am I funny?:
19.am I annoying?:
20.am I phsyco?:
21.am I daring?:
22.am I a good person?:
23.am I a good dancer?
24.am I a fun person to be around?:
25.am I a good friend?:
26.am I always looking for a good time?:
27.am I always looking for a mash nd dash?:
28.am I horrible?
29.are you going to put this on ur blog to see what i say about you?
30.ne thing to say b4 You Go?

LETTER FROM THE DEVIL

This letter is nothing but true stories. It made me mad angry, because it was soo truthful yet still bad. But i thank satan (hahaha) for opening my eyes because now i will strive to do much better and not do the things i once did.This should be a WAKE UP call to all christians, its time to rise above the "worldly" things and seek GOD to the fullest. This letter just aint to ALL christians, its to the unbelievers too, read all of it. It should make you think twice about what you doing in life. READ ALL OF IT

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.

Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God.

I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God.

Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for religion, bad attitudes.

SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a thanks to you for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to takeit's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. Allyou have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while underage, cheat, gamble , gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR GOD.

P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Color:

4. Are you a virgin?

5. Are we friends?

6. Do you have a crush on me?

7. Would you lips me?

8. ...with tongue?

9. Would you enjoy it?

10. Would you ever move to me?

11. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

12.Would you walk on the beach with me?

13. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

14. Do you think I'm a good person?

15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

16. If you could change anything about me -would you?

17.Would you mash me?

18.Would you come over for no reason just to chill?

19. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

20. what do you rate me outta 1-10??

25. Would you give me your phone number?

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