The white man said, "Colored people


are not allowed here." The black


man turned around and stood up. He


then said: "Listen sir....when I was


born I was BLACK, " "When I grew


up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick


I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun


I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm


BLACK, " "When I die I'll be


BLACK." "But you sir." "When


you're born you're pink, " "When


you grow up you're white, " "When


you're sick, you're green, " "When


you go in the sun you turn red, "


"When you're cold you turn blue, "


"And when you die you turn purple."


"And you have the nerve to call me


colored?" The black man then sat


back down and the white man


walked away