...the following happened:
Mig Cracked an egg into a half full pot of margarine
Sofa tried to make butter icing with caster sugar
They bought lard not margarine
Mig asked how to change the scales from ounces to pounds
Mig missed out a line when reading the recipe and proceded to boil the butter
They lost the eggs completely, and then they turned up in the footwell of the car
Mig set an entire roll of kitchen roll on fire
Mig poured the mixture into a tin with a hole in the bottom
They are now accusing eachother of sabotage

Sam will be charging people 60p a slice for his cake at Gloucester Head tomorrow, and my very very lucky Mum is receiving SophSoph's as a present. LUSH

Last Night, Me and the Jonesmeister were having a textual reminiscing sesh about July and the best month (4weeks-sorry) ever spent on a train. There’s absolutely loads of stuff I had completely forgotten about, but these are some of the Highlights for you my ‘FANTASTIC’(with big thumbs up) Pie Girls. Enjoy
--sorry this is on here not facebook, I’m at work and facebook is blocked, but this isn’t. You’ll just have to be retro for a few moments
In loose Chronological Order:
-Swirly McSwirly Breakfast
- Becky turning up in COMPLETELY the wrong outfit
- Me and DebDeb and Lola going utterly bonkers on the plane, with Tracy Beaker Stickers
- Getting in Lost in Schifffold Airport
- Finding our bags after 45minutes on their own, by a luggage carrier thing, with the damn packsafes on.
- Listening to the DaVinci Code in VondelParc, when Jones didn’t put the earphones in properly, and then after much trauma finally proclaimed –‘I have both ears now’
- The Rip off Deli and becky’s four euro mini jar of pickled fish
- When Jasmo came into our room and found us all in there
- The smell in the toilet
- The man with the Cucumber on the escalator
- The dog poo in the park
- Writng our diaries by the fountain (which is now an icerink, btw)
- ‘I have an incurable skin disease, but it isn’t contagious’
- The vest tops
- The waving across the bar
- The photo through the pillars where we all collapsed (who has that, by the way)
- The one sided water fight, that really really pissed Lola off
- The Parade and the video
- The Waffles
- Outside the Cathedrale writing Diaries and generally being loooserish, because we didn’t want to go home to fanny
- Leon
- Welkenraet? And the baguettes, and then the late train
- The thunder in Cologne
- The Brothel and how unbelievably terrified we were and of not very much. I think MissFarnsworth and MissJones were both reduced to tears
- The Fan Parc and the football
- When Becky decided that man was trying to steal her Camera
- Pizza on the train
- Realising we were actually staying in Hamburg’s biggest building site
- My Skirt – which I still love and am extremely excited about the summer, so that I can wear it again.
- The tiny tiny bedroom
- The margarine shaped like footballs
- Using our ‘crockery’ in the kitchen, and then eating pesto pasta in the cellar
- The checked shirted ticket inspectors, and out numerous impressions of them
- The gay conductor to Denmark, and the terrifying toilet in a delightful shade of blue
- When the train got on the ferry
- The toilet that sells knickers and charges you extra to use the wash basin
- The four hour supermarket trip, where me and Lola were genuinely worried about you
- The snake
- Singing the frosties song and marching round the kitchen – I think (worryingly) we did this more than once
- The Japanese people, and the Cyclist who could not contain their excitement at our picnic sets.
- Hiding in the round tower
- The toilet in the round tower
- That day on the beach!!!
- The evening after the day on the beach
- The HUGE row about after sun
- The morning after the day on the beach and the waddling
- Leaving becky at home to go to the supermarket and buy kate the strangest ever birthday present, then coming home to find her in those pyjamas, with that money belt- I have THAT foto J
- Realising that we could afford to go to the free museum, because we didn’t have the money to get there
- The Cake on the ferry
- The FHM man, and Becky doing fotos of it
- The Leg paaain, when loser woman went and st on the four seats and squashed becky up
- The friendly Canadian and the people from Hull
- Getting hammered and then trying to go out in the Financial district, then ending up on a lola and Kate tour
- Does anyone else remember Pole Dancing Flag poles by the Jewish Museum?
- Visits to the Ice cream place
- The two most boring randomers EVER, who I can hardly remember at all
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LOLA: As discussed on the Phone, an addition for you.
69. People with alliterated first and surnames. no excuse for it. but there is a reason- your parents don't love you.
The obvious exceptions being Fred Flintstone and Poppy Prentice

we say that we love travelling, but everytime we do we start adding to this...
the good side is to follow, but is alarmingly shorter
1. Parks with grass that isn’t grass, it’s mud
2. ‘Music’ playing in parks
3. Contageous skin diseases
4. B.O
5. Gillets- if you’re cold put on a jumper, and for god’s sake don’t call it a gillet and expect that to make it acceptable
6. ‘Ghetto’
7. School jazz bands
8. Hot pants pulled up really high
9. out of date checks
10. kicking in the air
11. Bank opening hours
12. BT answer
13. City maps without ‘you are here’
14. ANYONE from St Auburns
15. Inadequate door signs
16. Boys in sleeveless tops
17. Unrealistic story books
18. People who travel alone, but sit on the four seats
19. Smokey people
20. Football
21. Sunburn and Scandinavian tans
22. mess age tones that go off repeatedly during the night
23. Lack of free mayonnaise
24. Ex boyfriends
25. Songs about alcohol
26. ‘phat’
27. Valentines day
28. ‘Big is beautiful’
29. Lack of respect for elders
30. Aquariums
31. Wales
32. Switzerland
33. Welsh/Gaelic names
34. Singing along to instrumentals
35. Americans
36. Americans, people who moan about
37. Carol Vorderman
38. i-pod earphones ‘come mug me’
39. colds
40. Sunday opening times
41. Beeping horns
42. Crummy people in PR – ie the royals
43. Oxbridge
44. Morning breath
45. Flowers
46. Flute choirs
47. ‘its always the last place you look’
48. teenage angst
49. when its march and people are still wearing reading festival bands
50. or fooking GREENEBLT ones… nothing at ALL to be proud of
51. people who eat meat, but aren’t able to kill and pluck a chicken.
52. Girls in their boyfriends rugby shirts, tucked in at the front and with the collar up
53. People who slag off other peoples writing
54. Ralph Lauren from China
55. Ucas
56. Foreign people who speak perfectly good English, know you don’t understand them, but continue to blabble at you
57. Croatian police and boarder control
58. Not being able to buy a return bus ticket before 9 o’clock
59. Jeremy Clarkson
60. Year 12s
61. The cost of rail travel
62. fruit and veg from Morrisons
63. Builders – we appreciate the need for things to be built, but all over the world they are universally rancid
64. Raleigh international
65. Insects in Showers and Kitchen (Aunt eva)
66. 3 for 2 offers when you only want one
67. Thong bikinis
68. Sexually inexperienced boys who talk about it like the know (inspired by the dry throat comment...)