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  • PHOTOS FROM AFTERLIFE 15/9/07

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  • AFTERLIFE FESTIVAL

    Coldcut (live)
    Dj Krust
    Zion Train
    Antaro
    Dj Tayo
    Phil Kieran
    Biggabush (ex ROCKERS HI FI)
    Hystereo
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    Luke’s Anger
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    The Murder of Crows
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    Keylockd - Teknowarfare
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    Geoff Fitzpatrick aka Druid Circle
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    The Hot Sprockets
    Will Softly
    Gingerbread Dub
    Worries Outernational Soundsystem
    Half Dutch
    XLR8 & The Ace
    Chanty Lase
    And more TBC

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  • The Truth

    1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
    2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
    3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
    your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger
    4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
    5) Everyone who grew up in the 80 's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator
    6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
    7) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have
    a fire in your back garden.
    8) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
    9) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
    10) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
    ball.
    11) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
    12) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
    your teacher mum or dad.
    13) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way
    through and then raced against the flush
    14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
    15) You never ever run out of salt.
    16) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
    got your hand or head stuck in something.
    17) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
    18) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan
    19) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping
    on an upturned plug.
    20) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
    21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
    22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
    23) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

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  • Camille Lynch
    luv Camille Lynch

    I can see under my left arm pit now

    44 weeks ago
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    luv Wong Sai Hung

    here you. where are ye???

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    48 weeks ago
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    Aoife McCormack

    maybe it is your book that is backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    52 weeks ago
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    Aoife McCormack

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    55 weeks ago
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  • Chemistry
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    PatSer,

    OH HOLY ELECTRO!!!

    Chemistry Proudly Presents,

    CHEMISTRY'S FIRST BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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    PatSer

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    Wednesday, June 18th in Wax / Spy,
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    Tickets are available from City Discs, Templebar priced €16 (incl. booking fee), or at the door on the night priced €17

    Doors 9pm til' late.

    Drinks as always are €3.50!!!

    Get in early, this is going to be a good one!!!
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