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- And you think that I am evil?
- Me, Myself, and I
- I'm Steven and I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
*I don’t like chavs, so sue me!
*If you are a chav, spell correctly, don’t act like a dick and maybe we'll get along fine
*I’m not a weirdo; I'm just slightly strange that’s all
*I'm not afraid to speak my mind
*Got a problem? Solve it. Can’t solve it? Get Help...
*Think I’m high? Bring me back down to earth gently
*Can’t stand me? Sit the fuck down and stop looking so constipated!
*Can’t face me? turn around
*Got beef? Grill it and share it out!
*Can’t say it to my face? Don’t say it all!
Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care...
This was writen by Spike9000 AKA The Mysterious Yearning Secretive Sad Lonely Troubled Confused Loving Musical Gifted Intelligent Beautiful Tender Sensitive Haunted Passionate Talented Mr Steven Pike - Music
- Green Day *+* Plus44 *+* A Change Of Pace *+* All American Rejects *+* Beastie Boys *+* Blink 182 *+* Box Car Racer *+* Crazy Town *+* Daft Punk *+* Disturbed *+* Evanescence *+* Fall Out Boy *+* Feeder *+* Funeral For A Friend *+* Good Charlotte *+* Gorillaz *+* Guttermouth *+* Gym Class Heroes *+* Hit The Lights! *+* Hoobastank *+* Jurassic 5 *+* Kasabian *+* LCD Soundsystem *+* Linkin Park *+* Lost Prophets *+* Manic Street Preachers *+* Michelle Branch *+* Muse *+* My Chemical Romance *+* Nirvana *+* Panic! at the Disco *+* Red Hot Chili Peppers *+* Robots In Disguise *+* Simple Plan *+* Tenacious D *+* The Get Up Kids *+* The Offspring *+* The Sickness *+* Trivium *+* U2 *+* Wu Tang Clan *+* Yellowcard *+* You Say Party, We Say Die *+* Zebrahead *+*
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- Anything with Clint Eastwood in!
Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power - Sports
- I love playing card games and thats the only "sport" I play....
When you're playing against a stacked deck, compete even harder. Show the world how much you'll fight for the winners circle. If you do, someday the cellophane will crackle off a fresh pack, one that belongs to you, and the cards will be stacked in your favor. - Scared Of
- not waking up....
It's at night, when perhaps we should be dreaming, that the mind is most clear, that we are most able to hold all our life in the palm of our skull. I don't know if anyone has ever pointed out that great attraction of insomnia before, but it is so; the night seems to release a little more of our vast backward inheritance of instincts and feelings; as with the dawn, a little honey is allowed to ooze between the lips of the sandwich, a little of the stuff of dreams to drip into the waking mind. I wish I believed, as J. B. Priestley did, that consciousness continues after disembodiment or death, not forever, but for a long while. Three score years and ten is such a stingy ration of time, when there is so much time around. Perhaps that's why some of us are insomniacs; night is so precious that it would be pusillanimous to sleep all through it! A "bad night" is not always a bad thing. - Happiest When
- having a few drinks with my mates in my local!
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend - Email & Mobile & Wii mail
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16 Unbeatable Feelings
16) Turning The Pillow
And briefly fantasising about what lying on a mortuary slab might be like.
15) Typing Your Out-Of-Office E-mail Message
Ideally including the words "three-week diving excursion" and "the Maldives". You know, rather than "crying" and "sofa".
14) Having A Bath At Your Mum's House
With a magic boiler that never runs cold, and magic towels that pick themselves off the floor, there's no place quite as relaxing. Straight off the train, a cursory peck on the cheek for the old bird and then into water like a pale, hairy otter. Albeit one that complains when the Matey runs out.
13) Lifting Weights So hard Your Fart Really Loud
A happy accident that makes you feel like a true Olympian. Once you're totally certain that you haven't unpacked your suitcase in your pants, of course. Because 'winners don't do that.'
12) Being In A Cafe When You Should Be At Work
Footloose daydreams of being a 'face' in an early Michael Caine film, enjoying a third sugary tea while chortling at the pathetic wage slaves running off to work for 'the man'. Before shitting it when your boss phones.
11) A Girl Saying Yes To A Date
After spending an hour getting the balls together and practising: "I was wondering if you fancied meeting for a drink?" "The time, sponsored by Accurist, will be..."
10) Unwrapping Man-Toys
The heady rush of that 'new gadget' smell. The thrill of bleeding edge technology. And the numbing sense of taking it in the ass from a NASDAQ multinational who know all about 'built in obsolescence.'
9) Visiting A Farm And Patting A Shire Horse
Though this could well just be me...
Being 'That Guy'
Okay, so it happens once in your life. Two, tops. But it doesn't matter. In front of people who never knew your name (friend's wedding, foreign business trip) you were untouchable. Every joke came off, very dance move hit the beat, every story was timed to perfection, Women cooed, men carried you shoulder high from the bar. In that arena you were, and forever will be, 'that guy'. They loved 'that guy'.
7) Starting A Chant At A Sporting Event
Chess is a sport.
6) Being Upgraded On A Plane
Who cares if you had to fake DVT and blub at the check-in? Turning right when you walk onboard is for losers.
5) The Morning After
No, the good kind. Walking home from a girl's house on a crisp, sunlit Sunday morning, still in your tux from the night before, bowtie unfastened around your neck like you're in a provincial Boyz II Men tribute band. A spring in your step, a wry nod to the old guy walking his dog - nothing like another night of dodging the bullets. Shame it's all going back to Moss Bros tomorrow, really.
4) When The Train Doors Stop Right In Front Of You
See? Making the same commute for the last six years means something.
3) Being Called By A Headhunter
Suddenly, you're seeing your boss tearfully waving at you from the lobby. You're visualising tearful PAs, ruefully acknowledging you were always destined for better things. And that, basically, you're a whore who'd eat babies for an extra £1200 a year.
2) Delivering A Witty Put-Down Heard By At Least Three People
So what if he's only two feet tall and wearing a Spider-Man backpack? He kicked a sponge football into your front garden. Frankly, he's lucky to get away with just a Wildean retort.
1) Doing A Good Deed For A Pretty Lady
For example: carrying her luggage upstairs at a train station. But - and this is key - then replying to her gratitude with a curt "not a problem" and walking off into the sunset. Like Clint Eastwood.2 Comments 592 days
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13) Masturbating Without Porn
Once, all we needed was a rich soup of erotic memories. But now try to conjure up anything from your own brain and you've so little recall of your past adventures that you might as well have been putting your penis in a yogurt pot for the last decade. And the stuff you can dredge up is about as arousing as the video for Wired For Sound. Incredible what five years of non-stop pornography will do to you.
12) Talking To Your Dad
Remember the 'crossover period'? About a year when it moved from 'him bollocking you over school and drugs' to 'you bollocking him for drinking too much and not dealing with retirement'. But what a 12 months, eh? You talked about all sorts; what a tosser his boss was, The Sopranos, the best local pub... actually that was it. But by God it was fun.
11) Trying New Things
From para-sailing on the beach on holiday, to trying new books ("A new biography of Spinoza? Why not!"), your youthful self was an eager sponge for knowledge and new experiences. Now it's all about trying to solve Midsomer Murders and an increasing respect for Norman Tebbitt.
10) Opening Jars
Hnnnngh! Hnnnnnngh! (look closely at seal as if a structural engineer of some kind; run under hot tap; reconsider and run it under cold tap; try to reopen with now slippery jar with numb hands; solemnly tap lid with hammer; eat pasta without sauce.)
9) Lego
Fifty quid for an X-Wing kit? What? Is it actually tiny bullion bricks?
Getting To Sleep
Was there ever a time when you didn't lie awake obsessively fretting over work, the rent, the gas (on/off status, thereof), dildo-wielding burglars, cancer, nuclear war, and which one was which out of Hall & Oates? Hang on. Is that a mouse under the floorboards?
7) Drinking All Day
The glorious days of sixth form college, when an all day 'session' really meant that. Nine pints of Strongbow fuelled by nothing more than three bags of crisps and a promise to always support some extremist political movement. Scroll forwards and one lunchtime pint renders you useless at work. Two and your farts are triggering the smoke alarms. Three and you're asleep. Not quite the 'Keith Moon' you like to see yourself as.
6) Hangovers
The proud boast of the teenage years was that you never felt them, and regularly showed off with a five-mile run the next morning. Which now seems a world away, with particularly severe ones even carrying feelings of guilt, remorse and a heart murmur well into the second day.
5) Ping-Pong
"When did the ball become so unobtainable? Look at it fly around. It's like it's dropping in and out of this dimension. And this bat. Surely they gave me a kids' set by mistake?
4) Roughing It
Aged 16, you'd thing nothing of slumming it. Live on your mate's couch for a month? No problem. Mouldy bread and beans for breakfast? Bon appetit. Camp in a peat bog until you get trenchfoot? Bring it on. Now? Pass the credit card, darling: there's no pilates at this country retreat.
3) Keeping Control Of The Purse-Strings
Included on this month's credit card bill: half a dozen bottles of extra virgin olive oil, an antique croquet set, and a 30ft by 10ft breeding tank for fresh-water crocodiles. The golden rule: nothing but the essentials.
2) Encouraging New Starters
Quite the mentor, weren't you? Until one of them leap-frogged you, started playing golf with the boss, then e-mailed you one day to say you should start wearing a tie if you want to keep the wolf from the door.
1) Keeping Up With The News
...other than what Britney Spears has done to her kids this time.2 Comments 601 days
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Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You're no longer a man and you're out of the man club.
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It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
A) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
B) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
C) After wrecking your boss’ car.
D) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
E) When she is using her teeth.
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Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
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Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
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If you’ve known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
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Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend’s fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
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No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend’s birthday is strictly optional.
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On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
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When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
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It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel…and it’s free.
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Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.
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Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
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Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
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If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
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Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
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A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
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Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that’s just mean.
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If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
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Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.
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Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
A) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
B) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
C) Another set and we can hit the showers!
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Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
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Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
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The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
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There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Mens Gymnastics. Ever.
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When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
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You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call ‘BULLSHIT’. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)
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The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you ar1 Comment 628 days
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| Name : | Steven Pike | |
| Nick Name : | Spike / The Walrus / Pete Knives / St Redundant / Stvx / Dev | |
| Birthdate : | 9/2/1984 | |
| Birthplace: | Gateshead | |
| Current Location: | Sunderland | |
| Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Height: | 5 foot 11 inches | |
| Weight: | Heavy... | |
| Piercings: | none | |
| Tatoos: | 3 | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Yes (LOVE YOU AMANDA) | |
| Vehicle: | None | |
| Overused Phrase: | May you live in interesting times... | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Pizza | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Pizza Hut | |
| Candy: | Peanut Butter Kitkats | |
| Number: | 13 | |
| Color: | Black | |
| Animal: | Dragon | |
| Drink: | Cider | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Eyes | |
| Perfume: | Lynx Africa | |
| TV Show: | Scrubs | |
| Music Album: | Ludacris Release Therapy | |
| Movie: | Dirty Harry | |
| Actor/Actress: | Clint Eastwood | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | Burger King | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Both! | |
| Rap or Punk: | Rap | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny Movies | |
| Love or Money: | Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | After midnight | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Too many to say | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | My eyes | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Its time to get up already? | |
| Ambition: | To outlive my dad (not age, but in doing things) | |
| Best Friends: | Tom / Dave / Craig / Chris / Colleen / Cherelle / Carol G / | |
| Weakness: | Impulse buying... | |
| Fears: | Lifts and dying alone | |
| Longest relationship: | 3 months | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | No | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Yes | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Yes | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | No | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | No | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Short or Long: | Long | |
| Height: | above 5 foot 5 | |
| Style: | Her own | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality | |
| Hot or Cute | Hot | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | Medium | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Hong Kong | |
| How do you want to Die: | In my sleep | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | No | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Tend to argue with my mam | |
| Health Freak: | No | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | No | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Occasionally | |
| Want to go to College: | No | |
| Do you Smoke: | When I go out drinking and when i am badly stressed | |
| Do you Drink: | Yes | |
| Shower Daily: | No | |
| Been in Love: | Yes | |
| Do you Sing: | Badly | |
| Want to get Married: | Yes | |
| Do you want Children: | Yes | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | lost it age 13 | |
| Hate anyone: | No | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Cooking Mama2 weeks agoHi Steven
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Gothic Vinnie12 weeks ago
hii
hows u?
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Gothic Vinnie12 weeks ago
lol
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Gothic Vinnie12 weeks ago
lol
im just like some new bands like jesus on extasy so good music its like gothic lol
yh my prom next week cant wait lol no we're not gettin a limo not boverd just get a friend 2 drop us off in he suburu car she just got it done up -
Gothic Vinnie12 weeks ago
i knw i dont talk much
im not on as much been out wit friends and i cant get bebo on my phone its not 02 its soo gay i got my prom night next week wednesday 
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ok kwl
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Gothic Vinnie14 weeks ago
hahaha lol
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so we've been friends for ages but never exchanged comments
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Gothic Vinnie15 weeks ago
lol i knida came back wit a tan lol it was so fun i got pushed in the pool by lads from dublin i dont even know them then i got them back is was sooo funny wit the girls from wexford lol
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heyy im back soz i havent been on
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