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OXEGEN..... speechless. twas fukin top knotch

7/13/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 22, Luv 45
  • from NEW ZEALAND.
  • I am Down for Whatever
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h8 2 b african m8
Me, Myself, and I
Just like bums
we used to stay............

Futurama: r u insane in the membrane!

SCAT ON ME SNIFFER! has bin entered into urban dictionary

D.L.S.P. CHAMPIONS 09

4-1

storme, stop texting me, u no i hav no credit.

if you quote ron burgundy, u jst arnt funny.

RECESSION the session

Who wud wins:

chuck liddell vs. mr ryan?
ms. condron vs. ms downey?
me vs. mr hoyne?

mr o'reily and mr johnson vs. mr o'maly and mr cosgrove( the TLC)

i drink dutch gold purely bcuz my love for it, not bcuz i have no money...

if you know a song that gets on evrybodys nerves..... shut up.

Touhey, i hope ur watching, ur a fuk face.

OXEGEN 08.......MOTHER OF GOD
OXEGEN 09.......RETURN OF THE SESH

knock knock

who's there...?
nt maddy mc cann!

carlsberg dnt do jamborees.....

BTW! i go 2 bennys... its grand.

chnged my mind, its not.... at all.
Music
O-------------------OASIS---------------------- ARCTIC MONKEYS, PRODIGY, ASLAN, IAN SBROWN, SHOWTEK, STEREOPHONICS, Ioasis, the verve, scooter, TIESTO, kardinel Soffishall, kings of leon, fat freddy's drop, mike and the mechanics, calvin harris, lady Igaga, ronan keating, venessa carlton, eminem, fiddy cent(jst how we do), liken park, luciano pavarotti.
Films
shawshank, training day, pulp fiction, intermission, IN BRUGES, superbad, super troopers, never back down, slumdog millionare, twilight
Sports
eat sleep n drink rugby. follower of ufc, soccer. jst wat evr is goin. if drinkin was a sport u wud all idolise me! or watch me puke my ring.
Scared Of
chuck liddell. heffty ladys. anderson silva.
Happiest When
lafin, makin othr ppl laf. with a dutch in 1 hand, a straw in the othr, nd a gd buzz goin.
shtuff i like doin.
goin 2 concerts! music is the wopperest. pissing standing up, it cant b beatin. camping. surfing. id do the sun....bt we dnt see an awful lot of each othr.
BRILLIANT PEOPLE
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOO
 OOOYYYYYYYYY JEEENKINS!
taxi drivers
kimbo slice
ian burke
sean farrell

BITCH! MAKIN ME A SANDWICH!

DEVVO!



MATT=ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
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Storme Willows

i fukn hate africans.

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      1. Full Name: matthew thomas bishop
      2. Nicknames: matt, bishop or bish.....aids....
      3. Birthday: 8th of april
      4. Place of Birth: lower hutt hospital
      5. Zodiac Sign: aries
      6. Male or Female: Male
      7. Year: Finished:
      8. School: St.Benildus
      9. Occupation: bob a job here n there
      10. Residence: the teer
      11. MSN Screen Name: matthew with a few sheep round my name.


      __Your Appearance___

      12. Hair Color :blondy bits, shortish
      13. Hair Length: Short
      14. Eye color: green
      15. Weight: 11st
      16. Height: 6.2
      17. Braces?: no
      18. Glasses?: nope
      19. Piercings: no
      20. Tattoos: wen i hav money. nz fern on chest(small 1)
      21. Righty or Lefty: righty

      ___Your 'Firsts'___

      22. First best friend: micheal woods
      23. First Award: top scorer on the under 9's soccer team
      24. First Sport: rugby thn wnt 2 footy 4 a while
      25. First pet: dog, german shepard
      26. First Real Vacation: aussie
      27. First Concert: crowded house
      28. First Love: rachel

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      29. Movie: casino or training day
      30. TV programme: happy tree friends
      31. Color: green
      32. Rapper: afroman
      33. Band:oasis
      34. Song Right Now: hero by nas
      35.Friends: AL, STORME, ELAINE, rugga m8s, dvg
      37. Sport to Play: Rugby
      38. Restaurant: alans house
      39. Favorite brand: billabong
      40. Store: billabong or diesel
      41. School Subject: biology
      42. Animal: none
      43. Book: tana umagas autobiography
      44. Magazine: Q
      45. Shoes: fred perrys.....
      46. Feeling: aallll gd
      47. Single or Taken?: shingle
      48. Have a crush: nt particularly
      49. Eating: large french stik of bread
      50. Drinking: yiyi
      51. Typing: yiyi
      52. Online?: yiyi
      53. Listening To: upside down jack johnson
      54. Thinking About: sum1
      55. Wanting To: have lots of money
      56. Watching: youtube
      57. Wearing: Shirt an jeans

      ___Your Future___

      58. Want Kids?: ah ye
      59. Want to be Married?: yiyi
      60. Careers in Mind: marine biology
      61. Where do you want to live: in a descent house local 2 m8s
      62. Car: realistly a silvia s15

      __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

      63. Hair color: any
      64. Hair length: if it looks gd its grand
      65. Eye color: any jst nt red.
      66. Measurments: in preportion
      67. Cute or Sexy: both
      68. Lips or Eyes: both
      69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs and kisses
      70. Short or Tall: smaller thn me
      71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
      72. Romantic or Spontaneous: big words...spontaneous
      73. Fatty or Skinny: lank
      74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of both
      75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends
      76. Sweet or Caring: ud hav 2 ask my female frends tht q
      77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: im trouble

      ___Have you ever______

      78. Kissed a Stranger: yiyi
      79. Had Alcohol: yiyi
      80. Smoked: currently do
      81. Ran Away From Home: no, im sensible
      82. Broken a bone: leg colar bone nd toes n fingers
      83. Got an X-ray: yiyi
      84. Been with someone: ye
      85. Broken Some one’s Heart: haha i nt tht gd
      86. Broke Up With Some one: yiyi
      87. Cried When Someone Died: of course
      88. Cried At School: no

      ___Do You Believe In___

      89. God: bit grey in tht area
      90. Miracles: luck!
      91. Love At First sight: no
      92. Ghosts: nah
      93. Aliens: no
      94. Soul Mates: jst m8s
      95. Heaven: yiyi
      96. Hell: yiyi
      97. Angels: loada poos
      98. Kissing on The First Date: yiyi
      99. Horoscopes: loada bollox

      ___Answer Truthfully___

      100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? yiyi fro show.

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      8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
      9. What was ur first impression of me?
      10. Do u still think the same?
      11.. What reminds u of me?
      12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
      13. How well do u know me?
      14. What do u like best about me?
      15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
      16. Could you ever love me?
      17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
      18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
      19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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    • Twyla Effinger
      Twyla Effinger

      heyyy whats up Pythagoras derived his knowledge from India; and

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      They are giving away mac book air's http://tinyurl.com/3plxqnb

      8/13/11 via Mobile
    • Storme Willows
      Storme Willows

      Dude the lions got beat bra!!!! Nothings changed ey!!! Il get there eventuli! jus dnt wana get aids ya know hahahahahahahahaha!!

      7/15/09
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      oh god tell me about it! i woke up at like half one to find a big lump of mud in my hair! i have to say i miss it!! i wanna go back now! lol haha dont worry ill tell her!

      7/13/09
    • .Too Much Bro.
      .Too Much Bro.

      watchu up2 g?

      6/21/09 via Mobile
    • Clare Maloney
      Clare Maloney

      Hahaha ya that sure was me that was skipping like a mad yoke up the road!!! Ya had a gud nite...it was a gud laugh! Wat bout you???..hav a gud nite???

      6/19/09
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      well thats good then :) wooo oxegen soon :D :D :D

      6/18/09
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      don't you care :) teeny tiny boo :)

      6/10/09
    • Sophie
      Sophie

      oh he said he was must be wrong then

      6/9/09
    • Sophie
      Sophie

      were u talkin to ross at a free gaff in woodpark?

      6/9/09
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      clever.... yes... you would care about her if you saw her. i know you would:) your hamster probably would take her though shes not very coordinated and she only 3 weeks old :)

      6/8/09
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      and how did you work that one out?? hmm?? i got a kitten :) well were fostering her but shes only 3 weeks old she so cute ^.^

      6/5/09
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      no no hockey will be epic :D and foals! wow theyre good live! who else is there.... oh and the noisettes and duke special! wow :D

      6/4/09
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      *cough* headlining wow!! :p em pretty much everyone i dont think anyone isnt?? oh wait i dont think paddy is? tis gonna be gr8 though :D got my ticket today in the post :D nand hockey are playing :D wow!!

      6/3/09
    • .Too Much Bro.
      .Too Much Bro.

      Hahahaha gud sht.. na nufn mch hapnin ay.. gay az l0l

      5/29/09 via Mobile
    • Bleckaa
      Bleckaa

      goin to oxegen this year :p oh yea!!! ya cant slag me this year :D :D :D

      5/26/09