QUESTIONS

1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Wud u lyk 2 fuk me?......
16. Wud u lyk 2 kiss me?.....
17. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....

yea ken yur a scot when


1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan,
Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye measure distance in minutes.

7. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

8. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

9. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

10. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

11. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

12. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

13. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

14. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

15. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

16. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

17. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals

18. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;

how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget


And finally......

A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.