Chapter 1
once apon a time there was a person called doivoi, he was a kind, friendly person. when he got to his local library he met his mate, called michal. they went to the sci fi section and read doctor who books. then they decided to have a daring competiton. Doivoi sed "ohh, ohhh i dare you to........go to the adult section and get a porn magazine!" so michal did this and had a episode with doivoi. afterwards they sed" are how are we going to clear this up???" they thought of gettin a book called elmer and wiped it up! then michal sed"i dare you to go to norway and get a chainsaw!!!" doivoi replied"only if you go with me...." so when they got to oslo they went to go get it, got in the shop and realised they didn't bring any euros. so doivoi decided to sell a kidney. they got the chainsaw and relised it was broken, when they got back home. They went to the closest repair shop, in prague and a asshole kidnapped them.
Chapter 2
Next thing doivoi and michal knew they were in a cold room straaped to a chair like in james bond. Most of the torture was like Casino Royale, apart from the sexy body. Doivoi was goin red with anger and shouting out random things. Michal however was havving spazzums like he had just been stunned by a electric pylon. when they had finnished that thhey had to get out of the room by 2 choices, either chopping eachothers legs of or killin each other. as they werre friendly they decided to go for the leg option. but, the only object they had was the broken chainsaw they bought earlier. so it took a day for the process to work.when they got out of the torture chamber they relised they had been flown to swindon. "oh bugger not this shit hole!" they went back home and they carried on with thier daring cometition. and they dared each other to find who tortured them and torture him back. They found the guy. and they found who it was. the most unlikley suspect ever....Sam Offord. "Why offord, why?" sed doivoi. "Because ur annoying, nerdish and bumchums" Sam replied. So they had to think of a plan to stop sam from torturing them again."hmmmmmm, I got it!!!" shouted michal. "we saw off his limbs...with a chainsaw that is 5000 degrees!!!""ut that would make the ssolid particles turn to liquid!" sed doivoi anoyingly. so they did that, but with it at 200 degrees instead. Sam sed afterwards..."ahhh nooo! how am i going to play the Enzians tomorrow???" They let sam roll away home and then they ate each others.........glasses and they lived happily ever after the end... Or is it...?

go out with me?
give me your number?
kiss me?
let me kiss u?
watch a movie with me?
let me take u out to dinner?
let me drive u somewhere
take a shower with me?
have a fling with me?
let me buy u a drink?
take me home 4 the night?
Would u let me sleep in ur bed?
Sing karaoke with me?
re-post this 4 me to answer ur questions?
give me a piggyback ride?
have a relationship with me?
Dance with me?
Let me make you breakfast?
Help me with homework?
Tickle me 2 death?
Let me tickle u?
Stick up for me if i was being put down?
Play strip poker with me?
Say yes if i asked u out?
Instant message me?
Greet me in public?
Hang out with me?
bring me around your friends?

1.Wat would you do if i commited suicide???
2.Wat would you do if i told you i loved you???
3.Wat would you do if i ran away???
4.Wat would you do if i kissed you???
5.Wat would you do if i hit you???
6.Wat would you do if i got beat up???
7.Wat would you do if i stopped eating???
8.Wat would you do if i didnt exist???
9.Wat would you do if i died in your sight???
10.R u gna put dis on ur blog nd see wat i wud do for u???