"they are fuckin stickin stickies on themselves!"
(Maria about da 2 of us writin down our quotes )

"We're not in the 40's" (Cath)

"Botox in your arse" (Nicky)

"That sounds exactly like me.....a few buttons undone!!" (Cath)

"Hug me im organic......... or orgasmic " (Nicky)

"I've just halved my nut!!!" (Cath referin 2 pistacio nuts!!)

"Where had ye them?!........stashed up me bum!!!" (Maria)

"Kinky sounds good" (Nicky)

"Tell me about all the bits of the night you don't remember!!" (Cath)

" 'Im hidin a bunch of flowers' pose" (Nicky bot hot lads in magazine )

" 'AAAAAHHHHH!!!! my hands are stuck to the wall' pose" (Nicky bot hot lads in magazine....again )

" SMELL MY LEGS!" (Joanne)

" Bananas... Monkey.... Cheese..... Toastie..... Mouse.... Bastard....." (Nicky nd Cath!)

" Hurry up and drink your waste!!" (Nicky to Cath, she meant to say wine )

" Is that the helicopter you were in?!" (Cath to Nicky as an aeroplane flies over!!)

" We only fugered that one out" (Cath)

"Sello" (Nicky trying to say cello)

"Everybody wants a piece of me......im like cheesecake! Strawberry or Lemon?...bitter or sweet?!!" (Nicky nd Cath)

"I can't see any more random white stuff...I think we're clean!! " (Cath to Nicky...a Mc Flurry had spilt in da car )

"I've got a brillant co-driver.....why is dat stupid?!....Oh, coz Catherine's brill!" (Nicky to everyone else in the car...Catherine held the steering wheel nd Nicky worked the pedals )

PIcc...Picc...Picaala.....that's just like Nicola!!...no that says Piscalo!!(Nicky nd Catherine)


I dunno why i opened the tuna....i dont know what to do with it now!! (Nicky)

Your hair smells nice...your boob is big (nicky nd Catherine)

We should say that...what?....wife swap....no my swap for the tv licence inspector! (Catherine nd Nicky)

I have the right to refuse management! (Catherine)

"What's your position on Fr. Ted?!" (Nicky)

"Fr. Ted and fanny dress" (Catherine...spose ta b fancy dress...cath was reading it upside down )

In this life I'm a woman.

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly
cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yep...gonna be a bear.