Some quotes from d gaff on 6-4-09! a very drunkin nite!

Lets go drinkeeeen!

I see Jesus..... says liam lookn at the vodka bottle under the table!
My names liam.. and my mixers not ere yet!!
Liam: Vodka and redbulls class.. it speeds up one heart and sloooooows...(about 2 say the other heart)
Maurice: Ca'mear and lie beside me sinead, it will be very sexual, we can use liam as protection!
Gareth: I wish i was black!
Liam: Den u would hav a black penis!
Maurice: Hey sinead, am in bed with ma socks on...... is it legal? (very drunk)
Maurice to sinead!!: haha remember dat my penis slapped u in the face last nyt?
Maurice:.......... Back of the penis!
Lets hav quadruplet sex, wots it called??, da other 3 just look at liam and shout foursome!!
Can i feel ur breasticles?
My brows!
Eimer: Fuck off and let me give it 2 ya!
Karen: Hollo!
Eimer: its ok, focus on the bucket!
Karen: Did i realy fall down the stairs?
Hopital!
Eimer: Maurice, Y did u Jizz in ur pants again?
Liam: Wot maurice, u hav wedges in ur pants!
The silver ones arent nice!
Eimer: haha, y u eatin silver grapes liam?
Daniel: Maurice nice jacket!, werd ya get it?
Maurice: The roost!
Liam: Rite bastards, lets play a drinkeen game!
R u ok?, was it sexual?
Eimer: Rite am gona go home!

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

Opening Credits: The Script - Anybody There?

Waking Up: Kasabian - Shoot The Runner

First Day At School: Death Cab For Cutie - Expo '86

Falling In Love: Paramore - Let This Go

Fight Song: Snow Patrol - The Last Shot Ringing In My Ears

Breaking Up: James Blunt - Shine On

Grad: Muse - The Gallery

Life's OK: Eric Clapton - Layla (Unplugged)

Mental Break Down: Alkaline Trio - Burn (Matt's Home Demo)

Driving: Embrace - Ashes

Flashback: Supergrass - Jesus Came From Outta Space

Getting Back Together: Boyce Avenue - Take You There (Acoustic Cover)

Birth of Child: Augustana - Meet Me There Someday

Wedding: Augustana - Marie (Bonus Track)

Final Battle: Foo Fighters - Skin And Bones (Live Acoustic)

Death Scene: Sonic Youth - Superstar

Funeral Song: Foo Fighters - Free Me

Since I havnt got anything in my blog i thought id use some of my valuable time doing one of these, even though theyre like so last year!!

1. Full Name: Gareth Brendan Luke Callan
2. Nicknames: The ginge!
3. Birthday: 26 March 91
4. Place of Birth: Drogheda
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: Male (Una begs to differ!! )
7. Year: 2nd year college
8. College: NUI Maynooth
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Meadowbrook 1, Maynooth during the week, ardee at the weekends!
11. MSN Screen Name: My Name Is Gareth

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: GIN-GER!!
13. Hair Length : Medium
14. Eye color: Green
16. Height: 6"
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: No
19. Piercings?: No
20. Tattoos?: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: David Finn
23. First Award: GAA Medal
24. First Sport: Gaelic
25. First pet: Goldfish!
27. First Concert: Brand New
26. First Holiday: Ibiza
28. First Love: Music/GAA


___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Sex Drive!!
30. TV programme: Scrubs
31. Color: Blue
32. Rapper: Pharrell
33. Artist(s): Jason Mraz, Muse
34. Song Right Now: David Guetta - Sexy Bitch
35. Friends: They know themselves
36. Sweet: Fruit Pastielle
37. Sport to Play: Gaelic Football
38. Restaurant: KFC (not really a restaurant though! )
39. Favorite brand: O Neills
40. Store: Thomann
41. School Subject: Music
42. Animal: Dogs
43. Book: The Da Vinci Code
45. Shoes: Wranglers

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Scared!!:S
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: Yeah!
49. Eating: No
51. Typing: yes
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening : Boy In Static
54. Thinking About: Nothing really!
55. Wanting To: Nothing!
56. Watching: Nothing
57. Wearing: Leinster jersey and trackies

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Yep
59. Want to be Married?: Yep
60. Careers in Mind: Teacher
61. Where do you want to live: Ireland or America!
62. Car: BMW Jeep

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Brown
64. Hair length: Medium/Long
65. Eye color: Blue/Green
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
70. Short or Tall: Doesn't matter really!
71. Easygoing or serious: Bit of a mix!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: In betweeny!
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensative
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: In between the 2!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yup!!
79. Had Alcohol: Yup
80. Smoked: Never!
81. Ran Away From Home: Nope!!
82. Broken a bone: Yeah!
83. Got an X-ray: Good few
84. Been with someone: Yep!
85. Broken Someones Heart: Nope!
86. Broke Up With Someone: Had to!
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah of course!
88. Cried At School: Balled!!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: In a way!
90. Miracles: Nope
91. Love At First sight: Ehhm, nope!
92. Ghosts: Nope!
93. Aliens: Nope!
94. Soul Mates: Nope!
95. Heaven: I dunno!
96. Hell: Again, dunno!
97. Angels: Nah!
98. Kissing on The First Date: What? Date?
99. Horoscopes: Some of them!!

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't have dem??: Ehm, yes!