Mantach - missing front teeth eg. Ken McGrath is mantach

Báite - eg "I gave it báite" - I put a fair bit of effort into it

Stomached - surprised eg. "Jays, when he came up behind me I was awful stomached"

Bollix - John Denton or Pat Spillane

Mighty - very good

Hames - a right mess - eg. "he made a hames of that clearance"

Timber - intimidation of a hurling opponent

Welt - swing at

Lamp - a good thump

A Crowd – e.g. "that crowd from Tommie Larkins are a right shower of shites"

Schkelp - a good thump

Bullin' - angry. eg. "the centre half back was bullin' after I lamped him"

Bull thick - very angry

Joult - a push

Joshel - a shoulder push

The Comm-it-eeee - Local GAA bullshitters in general

Bushted - eg. "Jayz me arm is bushted"

Bomber - a very popular nickname for a GAA player

A hang sangwidge - consumed with tay on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles.

Citeog - he hit it with his citeog. ie. left handed/footed

Warp - hit something hard as in "I'll fuckin' warp you"

Blast - A great amount of anything.

Rake - Also a great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness

A Shamozzle - a group of players shkelpin' one another but not exactly hittin' anyone at the same time!

Flakin' - usually goes on for a whole game..... eg. "Jayz Paul Cooney gave Pateen Higgins an awful flakin' below in Loughrea on Sunday". To "flake" a lad for a whole game usually starts off with a bit of the aforementioned "joshellin'" and "joultin'" and develops into a bit of "weltin'" and may even result in a good "lampin'" for the victim especially if he gets "bull thick".

Namajaysus - What was that for, referee?

Ya-bollix-ya - Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent

Leh-it-in-ta-fuck-would-ya - Full forward's appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

Mullocker - untidy or awkward players

Horsed - bout of rough play or intimidatory tactics as in “we horsed them out of it

Horse - untidy or rough player. There's one in every club

Row - Fight involving four or more players swinging hurleys like lunatics

Massive Row - Row involving both team,substitutes and supporters jumping fences

Running Row - A massive row that continues out in the parking area and/or dressing room areas


"Come up ta Fuck"- A corner back back trying to rise the ball in conditions like Birr last Sunday.

"Lord Lantern Jaysus.." - "The next time you do that I'll fuckin kill ya"

"a hape" - A big quantity (Heap)

"in the paw" - To catch the ball.

"a Brawl" - A collection of bodies in disagreement with each other.

"a Dinger" - Usually a fast wing forward who can leave his opponent "for Dust".

"a right Cunt" - The Ref was a bit biased towards the other team.

Dis is sooooooooo True!!!!!

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

4) Everyone who grew up in the 90's has entered the digits 5318008 into a calculator

5) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

6) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

7) You cant help but look at disabled people.

The worst ting ever is when ur on the shitter and water splashes up n hits your ass.

9) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

10) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

11) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

12) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee,
flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

13) You always have to go quiet when walking past a hobo.

14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a
Frisbee

15) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

16) Dropping a bowl of cereal is the worst mess you can make.

17) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

1 There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

19) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

20) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

23) Every plate of chips always has atleast one bad chip

24) the weirdest feeling ever is when yhu slip on a wet floor and hit yhur ass of the floor.

25) the sorest place yhu can pinch is the fatty part above yhur elbow.

26) every parent has heard and loves at least one song by DADDY COOL AND THE LOLLYPOPS!

27) 3 in 5 people have walked into a glass door.

2 at least one time in yhur life yhu will solo a football and it will cum bak up and hit yhur nose

Funny stuff but da sad part is that there all true! xoxoxoxoxo

50 Questions !

1. Name one person who made you smile yesterday?
Loads of ppl !

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleepin...

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
txting da iriah college buddies!

5. Where were you at 9:00 last night?
minding mii lil cousin

6. How many different things did you drink today?
water,milk,orange juise,7up

7. What colour is your hairbrush?
Black...

8. What was the last thing you bought?
a sausage haha

9. Who Was The Last Person You Got A Gift From for your birthday?
a friiend..

10. What colour is your front door?
Good question i have no idea!
11. Where do you keep your change?
da penny box!

12. What was the weather like today?
Normal..Little Rain

13. What is the best ice cream flavour?
Baileys!

14. What is something you are excited about?
Summer hols ! and da crok galway match!!

16. What size shoe do you wear?
5 or 6 depends on the shoes!!

17. Do you have a sister?
yup

18. Are you very random?
depends on mii mood!

19. What do you want to do to your hair?
dye it brown!

20. Are you over the age of 25?
Nope

21. Do you talk a lot?
oh yeah! i dont shut up!!

22. Do you watch The O.C.?
Nope...

23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
nopes!

24. Do you know a Steven?
nope i dont tink i do!

25. Do you make up your own words?
Ya

26. Are you ticklish?
yup! realli badly!

27. Are you jealous?
yup!! i want dervlas legs!

28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "E".
Emer
29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J".
Julie
30. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
mii friend in cork!

31. What did the last text message you received say?
Soz i deleted it!

32. Do you chew on your straws?
Ya

33. Do you have curly hair?
nope dead straight!

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
des bishop in da marquee!!

Last person you went to the movies with?
dervla!!

35. Who is the worst person in your life?
emm unknown!

36. How many times did you curse today
lke 27000 i was @ a match!

38. What is the last thing you ate?
cherrybakewell bun! yummy!

39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
No...

41. Is marriage in your future?
Ya....

42. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
fuck i dont no!

43. What should you being doing now?
sleeping

44. Do you have a nickname?
i dont noQ

45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
yup! sleeeepppp!

46. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
i never did!! i have shit balance! stand up and fall ova!!

49. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest...?
today!

50. Are you currently depressed?
YES!