# A hummer (n.) -- exceptionally good. Ex., "Man, that boy is a hummer."
# Ain't coming on that tab (v.) -- won't accept the proposition. Usually abbr. to "I ain't coming."
# Alligator (n.) -- jitterbug.
# Apple (n.) -- the big town, the main stem, Harlem.
# Armstrongs (n.) -- musical notes in the upper register, high trumpet notes.
# Barbecue (n.) -- the girl friend, a beauty
# Barrelhouse (adj.) -- free and easy.
# Battle (n.) -- a very homely girl, a crone.
# Beat (adj.) -- (1) tired, exhausted. Ex., "You look beat" or "I feel beat." (2) lacking anything. Ex, "I am beat for my cash", "I am beat to my socks" (lacking everything).
# Beat it out (v.) -- play it hot, emphasize the rhythym.
# Beat up (adj.) -- sad, uncomplimentary, tired.
# Beat up the chops (or the gums) (v.) -- to talk, converse, be loquacious.
# Beef (v.) -- to say, to state. Ex., "He beefed to me that, etc."
# Bible (n.) -- the gospel truth. Ex., "It's the bible!"
# Black (n.) -- night.
# Black and tan (n.) -- dark and light colored folks. Not colored and white folks as erroneously assumed.
# Blew their wigs (adj.) -- excited with enthusiasm, gone crazy.
# Blip (n.) -- something very good. Ex., "That's a blip"; "She's a blip."
# Blow the top (v.) -- to be overcome with emotion (delight). Ex., "You'll blow your top when you hear this one."
# Boogie-woogie (n.) -- harmony with accented bass.
# Boot (v.) -- to give. Ex., "Boot me that glove."
# Break it up (v.) -- to win applause, to stop the show.
# Bree (n.) -- girl.
# Bright (n.) -- day.
# Brightnin' (n.) -- daybreak.
# Bring down ((1) n. (2) v.) -- (1) something depressing. Ex., "That's a bring down." (2) Ex., "That brings me down."
# Buddy ghee (n.) -- fellow.
# Bust your conk (v.) -- apply yourself diligently, break your neck.
# Canary (n.) -- girl vocalist.
# Capped (v.) -- outdone, surpassed.
# Cat (n.) -- musician in swing band.
# Chick (n.) -- girl.
# Chime (n.) -- hour. Ex., "I got in at six chimes."
# Clambake (n.) -- ad lib session, every man for himself, a jam session not in the groove.
# Chirp (n.) -- female singer.
# Cogs (n.) -- sun glasses.
# Collar (v.) -- to get, to obtain, to comprehend. Ex., "I gotta collar me some food"; "Do you collar this jive?"
# Come again (v.) -- try it over, do better than you are doing, I don't understand you.
# Comes on like gangbusters (or like test pilot) (v.) -- plays, sings, or dances in a terrific manner, par excellence in any department. Sometimes abbr. to "That singer really comes on!"
# Cop (v.) -- to get, to obtain (see collar; knock).
# Corny (adj.) -- old-fashioned, stale.
# Creeps out like the shadow (v.) -- "comes on," but in smooth, suave, sophisticated manner.
# Crumb crushers (n.) -- teeth.
# Cubby (n.) -- room, flat, home.
# Cups (n.) -- sleep. Ex., "I gotta catch some cups."
# Cut out (v.) -- to leave, to depart. Ex., "It's time to cut out"; "I cut out from the joint in early bright."
# Cut rate (n.) -- a low, cheap person. Ex., "Don't play me cut rate, Jack!"
# Dicty (adj.) -- high-class, nifty, smart.
# Dig (v.) -- (1) meet. Ex., "I'll plant you now and dig you later." (2) look, see. Ex., "Dig the chick on your left duke." (3) comprehend, understand. Ex., "Do you dig this jive?"
# Dim (n.) -- evening.
# Dime note (n.) -- ten-dollar bill.
# Doghouse (n.) -- bass fiddle.
# Domi (n.) -- ordinary place to live in. Ex., "I live in a righteous dome."
# Doss (n.) -- sleep. Ex., "I'm a little beat for my doss."
# Down with it (adj.) -- through with it.
# Drape (n.) -- suit of clothes, dress, costume.
# Dreamers (n.) -- bed covers, blankets.
# Dry-goods (n.) -- same as drape.
# Duke (n.) -- hand, mitt.
# Dutchess (n.) -- girl.
# Early black (n.) -- evening
# Early bright (n.) -- morning.
# Evil (adj.) -- in ill humor, in a nasty temper.
# Fall out (v.) -- to be overcome with emotion. Ex., "The cats fell out when he took that solo."
# Fews and two (n.) -- money or cash in small quatity.
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OK, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!
7. Post your results here

Opening Credits:
Plateau - Nirvana

Waking Up:
Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers

First Day At School:
Clash With Reality - Pantera

Falling In Love:
Rite Of Spring - Angels & Airwaves

Fight Song:
UHF - Wierd Al Yankovic

Breaking Up:
Abyss of The Farplane - Noriko Matsueda & Takahito Eguchi

Prom:
Little Lies - Fleetwood Mac

Life's OK:
Silence Before The Storm - Nobou Umetsu

Mental Breakdown:
Smooth Criminal - Micheal Jackson

Driving:
Rich Lips - blink182

Getting Arrested:
(Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

Flashback:
Shot Down In Flames - AC/DC

Getting Back Together:
Jump For Joy - Duke Ellington

Birth Of Child:
Borderline - Thin Lizzy

Wedding:
Theme Of Tantalus - Nobou Umetsu

Death of a Loved One:
Blue Train - Page & Plant

Final Battle:
Ghost Riders In The Sky - Dick Dale

Death Scene:
Once Upon A Time In The West - Ennio Morricone

Funeral Song:
One - U2

Dear Santa or Guy known for his beard,
This letter's from Foamy with Squirrely Cheer,
Most people would start by asking for stuff,
But not this little squirrel,
I have more than enough,
Though this year I ask for a simple request,
I know you're just Santa but give it your best,
As seasons go by we grow greater complaints
Of seeing icons of Jesus and statues of saints
For Chirstmas I'd like to enjoy what is true,
Without little shmucks burning pictures of you,
Some don't like Christmas but I can't really see why
We get to eat turkey,get presents and pie
PETA may not like the turkey of course
But gifts for the masses,how is that wrong?
Folks who hate Christmas scream tolerance for all
But intolerate difference when it's right at their door
The bitch and complain about Christmas in town
While Minoras and Kwanzas are on the school grounds
It's a known double standard both simple and true
So I've devised a solution especially for you
I know you give coal to those who are naughty
But may I suggest something more sporting
I would lace candies with minty fresh poison
And give them to morons so they can enjoy them
What better way to put this issue to rest
Than get rid of those whiners with candies of death
So forget all the toys and stuff on my wish list,
I just wanna have an enjoyable Christmas,
But ofcourse if you find room on your sleigh for a treat
Cream cheese is good and bagels are neat
Thats all from the Foamy and I'll see you soon
And make sure to bring candies,
I have morons here too!


Copyright J.I.M. (Johnathan Ian Mathers)
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