you know a farmer when.............


You Know Your A Farmer When....
Getting up at 7am is a lie-in

You've run over your own cat in a tractor

When someone says they live on an estate you think of fields and woods rather than a barratts development

You tut at people in tesco buying danish bacon and french bread

You don't sit down to a single hot meal in august

You fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v

Your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer

You've had a live lamb in your aga

You get more letters from DEFRA than you do from friends and family

You only take the kids to the seaside when it rains

You can't drive along a road anywhere in britain without studying everyone else's crop's and livestock

There is small heaps of grain outside the back door of the house every summer

Drilling does not mean putting holes through interior walls

Dress sense means cutting down on nitrogen applications

Your 4x4 acctually goes off road

You get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"

Your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms

Your hands look like they are made with the same material as your boots

Your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september

The faint (but agreeable) smell of disel never leaves you

You most valued possession is your pen knife

A lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal

You confidently walk arround the supermarket in wellies

Your lawn include hundreds of cattle hoof prints

You open a bale and discover an old mobile phone (or wallet)

Your alarm clock is set to farming today, even though you hate it now

You've got the RPA's number on speed dail in your phone

When you listen to radio 4's the archers and think how hoppy all the characters are

A good holiday is a week in the west coast in november

Track and field has nothing to do with athletics

You drive your new telehandler repeatedly past your neighbour's yard until someone appears

You feel naked without baler twine in your pocket

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

My bebo family
My mummy - tori
My daddy - andy b
My big brover -sam a
MY wee brover-peter b
My big sis carly
My wee sis -
My partner 4 life -
My super kool cousin -
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law -
My best friend agnews
My boyfriend -
My bit on the side - zoe hehe
My bezzie chum -
My niece -
My nephew -
My guardian angel - zoe
MY ova guardian angel - connie
My personal drinks maker - sam a
My fairy god mother -
My othr fairy god-mothr -
My sexi chick - zoe
My pet monkey - phill hall
My hot admirer -
My lil baby gal - connie
My sexi boy -
My partner in crime - graeme
My god mother -
My god father - andy b
My beautiful bedmate
My biatch - conor l
My funky kik ass person - sammy
My hot admirer -
My super cool person -
My cleaner -
My krazee m8 - conor
My wacky sidekick - sam ,graeme
My secret lova - zoe but shhh dont tell
My sexi wee hunni -zoe
My bodyguard - zoe
My star - connie
My partner - andy b
My retarded tube - conor
My horny friend - naill
My twin - zoe
my wee wifie- zoe