Hey super sexy stud-man, I'm loving the wifi capabilities you've got going on!

Yeah... It's... pretty good...

I mean, it's not bad...


It's the kind of thing that would be hilarious if it happened to you.

Bellbottoms are amazing.

It's like... "Shit! That's BABY I'm eating!"

Babycakes. I like it. It suits me.
On the outside quite adorable, but the more you think about it, you start realising that what it actually is is CANNIBALISTIC.

I vote we take this to private mail. All in favour say aye
"Aye!"
Carried.

You get my txt Dollface? I am wary of the reliability of my aged phone...

you have gone.
emphasis on the have or the gone i cant tell.

emphaSIS

=]
i miss you!
so much drama ye are missing out on!

And also I got made redundant.
To my job, that is, we've always known that in terms of the bigger picture I'm somewhat unnecessary. Purely ornamental, wasn't it? Yes. Foible. (I'm so happy my computer knows that foible is a word.)

Pancake wagon here. I haven't been on bebo because we aren't supposed to have internet. Except it looks as though we do... It don't make sense to me but I'm not going to question it.
I loves the cold weather so much... It is my favourite.
Now... I know I must have something important to share.... Ah yes! My mother designed a garden in the shape of a penis!
And also Hannah graduated, but the penis is bigger.
... Lol.

!!!!!!!!!!! SorryIhavenotextsfornot027

Today I was on patrol and so couldn't see you !

So.
You came crawling back.

you dont reply to anything i do!
its very frustrating, esp seeing as all the effort iv put into contacting you with a broken computer box lol >_<

coming back tomo <3

Oi! I wont skip on wednesday, but I'll get off school early. lets face it, are you really gonna be out of bed earlier than twelve?
I'd be disappointed if you were. You sloth for those of us who can't!
So, I suppose I'll be in the same country as you tomorrow. Till then!


PS: Get in the river and stay there.

WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM!!!
this is all your friends, all your friends, ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!
calling you, calling you, CALLING YOU!!!
to tell you we hate you. [to tell you we hate you, tell you we hate you tell you we hate you!!]
yeah, you owe us some money, yeah you owe me some money! you owe me five bucks, you owe me ten bucks!
you said you'd bake us a cake! yeah you said you'd bake us a cake!
you said you'd bake us a cake
you said you'd bake us a cake
you said you'd bake us a cake
you said you'd bake us a cake!

coming back soon. <3

A small, square, middle aged asian man trying to cross the road carrying many many melting icecreams. He had a shirt tucked under his elbow that was slipping.

Just sharing before I forget.