Hitoshi Daiki

If i were a biscuit... :D

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  • Zuletzt aktiv: 18 Wochen her
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Motto
If you have any spare change - you know who will take it off you free of charge
Ich über mich
erm 15
got a bunch of legend friends



i like to help people do stuff .........and make money lol (see below - hmmm)
i like club music - heavy bass and the like
i got an award for having the most entreprenurial potential - try saying that with a mouth full of biscuit ( no actually dont cos sum1 will hit u cos ur sprayin dem wiv biscuit crums... anyway


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By the way if you want a memory card for your phone, a SIM card, a guitar lead or computer upgrade for cheap, come to me! Bargain prices - seriously! Just talk to me or email dhprosser@technicians.co.uk - tell ur famil
Music
Club, house, dance, r&b, trance and stuff wiv good ryfum n bass like Royksop. Synthesisers are also like...the best thing but there we go half of u probably dont even know wot a synth is...
Kasia
Doo well people think she is always really depressed and that but...well ok thats a little true lol only jk. She will make you laugh and then you can't stop laughing. And then you laugh only because you are laughing. And then you forget why you were laughing. But then you laugh again at the randomness of the fact that you're laughing at yourself laughing but you don't know what at. etc, etc lol. She is my Fall Out Girl. As in when ur down in the dumps she will hire a crane, pick you up and run you a nice warm bath (theorecticaly - because its too much to hire a crane and baths have no legs). Theres too many things to say in this box!!!! I will just type "doo" a few times - bear with me. AAAAAHhhhhh there's a bear in my room. David: "Get in the bath you big smelly shit". Bear: "Grooaaan". doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo d
Sports
Possibly the only thing i might consider if i had nothing to do would be playing rugby. its not half bad....plus some people think im ok at the sport....which is quite amazing, considering its ME we're talking about i mean-come on
The Soup Song
Soup, Soup a tasty soup, soup,

Tasty carrot and corriander,

chilli chowder,

Crouton, crouton,

crunchy friends in liquid broth,

i am gispatchio - oh

i am a summer soup - oh

miso, miso

fighting in the dojo

miso miso

oriental prince in the land of soup!

Courtesy of The Mighty Boosh
Chocoalte from William Parret
If the boy so commonly named "William Parrett" (or so we think) gies you any chocolate - refuese it, throw it at him, throw it at his house, spit it on his shiny shoes, even give it to your dog!!!! BUT DO NOT EAT IT!!!!!! There is a 99.99% chance of killing all germs - detol protects FACT! Grrrr it's so bad it makes you lose the subject, like i sort of did just then - but don't eat the chocolate. We gaurantee you 100% of the insurance claim, i mean we garuntee 100% that after about an hour you will begin to feel ill. So do it, take my advice, save yourselves, and yes, i am shouting this out in my head at the moment, it is urgent - especialy the DEADLY linda/lindor/lindar/lynder (wherever you come from). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED........ please feel free to leave a comment if you died in the past year as a result of eating the chocolate - goobyse!
Interests/Hobbies
Electronics, Computing, DJ' ing, Sound Engineering, Annoying Will Parret lol
M8's
Kasia is random, will is a m8 4 eva & eva init(chav speak), jack is a murder artist, aaron is strange, amy ray is smelly, alex w, leigh, domonic, jake s, emma b and lots of others who i wud mention if i had the time and the urge...which now i dont

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  • The last of MY inspired verses (for now)

    The verses yet to come will probably be "people" based:....

    I tried to make my old friends, friendly with my new one,
    So we played that 'twister' game, just to have a bit of fun,
    We've remembered the food, so we ate an iced bun,
    And we started reading the latest copy of the Sun....

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  • To slightly change the subject

    A kind of summary:.....

    I was gettin quite hungry, wanted to eat some food,
    I got ma furniture fixed, so was in a good mood,
    I invited ma new friend, he's a bit of a dude,
    But my old mates are jealous, they got into a feud....

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  • The trial of the Woodlouse

    Damn those things:...

    I want the woodlouse gone - so I phoned the pest removal man,
    The next day he came in a bright orange van,
    I said "can you remove the pest", and he said that he can,
    I said " I want them all gone, let's make a louse bann"

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Name :   David Harry Prosser
Nick Name :   Dave
Birthdate :   24/03/1993
Birthplace:   Norwich Hospital baby - where else is anyone born around her
Current Location:   Ingham
Eye Color:   Hazel...wtf?
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   5ft 3" and taller than Kirsty Grimmer
Weight:   fat
Piercings:   lung
Tatoos:   pancreas
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   no :-(
Vehicle:   my legs
Overused Phrase:   tha's weeeeeel good!
FAVORITES
Food:   Mrs Squirell's chocalte brownies!!! mmm
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Pizzam hut urrghh jees so unoriginal i know
Candy:   candy!!!?? damn americans....you mean "sweets:" anyway um...
Number:   21
Color:   skin coloured....
Animal:   human being
Drink:   liquids
Body Part on Opposite sex:   yes i have quite a few body parts that are also on the oppos
Perfume:   Lynx Africa FTW hahhah
TV Show:   The Julie O'Clock Swen
Music Album:   Now
Movie:   im not in any movies
Actor/Actress:   um....the queen
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pespi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   Choco-choco-chip!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hoto Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Both
Dog or Cat:   Both
Rap or Punk:   a little bit of both, but not much. about 1 centimetre will
Summer or Winter:   satsuma
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   hmm a nice blend
Love or Money:   i cant choose damit lol
YOUR...
Bedtime:   11pm although i honestly wish it was earlier :-(
Most Missed Memory:   having all of my family in one house
Best phyiscal feature:   The toe on my left foot after the one on the far left
First Thought Waking Up:   either "for goodness sake- school" or "ahh its the holidays
Ambition:   To have an established (long lasting and lots of money for t
Best Friends:   Kasia, Will, Mica, Damien
Weakness:   i usually bottle up my emotions and then let them all out at
Fears:   being alone in the dark
Longest relationship:   1 yr 2 months approx
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   no
Ever been beaten up:   um, not that i can think of - although i was threatened. ok
Ever beaten someone up:   probably without knowing it, although i dread to thing - pos
Ever Shoplifted:   no - but the funniest thing is, when i was about 7 years old
Ever Skinny Dipped:   dinny skipped?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   nerhhh, jees im not a door handle
Been Dumped Lately:   nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   not raaaaly fussed
Favorite Hair Color:   same as above
Short or Long:   how can a girl be long?
Height:   yes she needs to have some height yes thats good
Style:   1920's . i don't know!
Looks or Personality:   a bit of botty
Hot or Cute   cold or ugly
Muscular or Really Skinny:   who the heck wants a female wrestler?! ok maybe some people
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   all of them
How do you want to Die:   at the end of my life
Been to the Mall Lately:   um no
Get along with your Parents:   most of the time
Health Freak:   no
Do you think your Attractive:   i don't think about my attractive - who made this survey - i
Believe in Yourself:   is this some kind of team talk?
Want to go to College:   yes
Do you Smoke:   no
Do you Drink:   every few days
Shower Daily:   um....most days lol
Been in Love:   yep
Do you Sing:   yep
Want to get Married:   yep
Do you want Children:   yep
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   not too fussed as long as i'm married
Hate anyone:   not that i can think of!
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  • -KasiaKa-Ka-

    You need Some new pictures of your candyfloss hair! :L :L

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    39 Wochen her
  • Annaa
    Annaa

    :L thats the best song youve made yet :L
    if i were a borbon :L


    are you coming to brunch tomorrow?

    48 Wochen her
  • -KasiaKa-Ka-

    I bought you something from Shakespeares house :L

    And there was this machine that you put a penny in and it squashes it imprinting a sonnet on it :L and it was the one that starts with "shall I compare thee to a summers day?" lol

    51 Wochen her
  • -KasiaKa-Ka-

    Haha
    lets put an ! at the end of every sentence :L :L

    I have no Love left
    sorry :(

    Watch my video :)

    xxx

    52 Wochen her
  • -KasiaKa-Ka-

    Hey,
    I bet you wont reply to this, cos you never do!
    you probably wont even read it! :L lol
    Thankyou for my Hello Kitty mouse :) It's actually surprisingly
    easy to use

    Merry Christmas :D

    xxx

    52 Wochen her
  • Damian
    luv Damian

    Good in the hood...well there's a new resident evil movie coming out soon. Thats good I think.
    So why am I a legend XD ? :D
    And yes I is going to East Norfolk....hopefully.
    You?

    54 Wochen her
  • -KasiaKa-Ka-

    Love you David :D

    Bear with me.....aaaaaaah theres a bear! get in the bath you big fat smelly shit :L pmsl Love that

    "did your dad fuck a wotsit?"

    HA


    57 Wochen her
  • -KasiaKa-Ka-

    GALILEO galileo GALILEO galileo GALILEO FIGARO ........MAGNIFICO-O-O!!!!!

    I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me!
    He's just a poor boy nobobby loves him!


    ahaha anyway

    EEjNABOOK!


    58 Wochen her
  • luv -KasiaKa-Ka-

    oooooooooooOOOOOOOODD!!


    It is a rarity to get a comment from you :D


    so

    I'm

    gonna space out every line so it looks like the comment is

    bigger Longer ahaha :l cos im a (8) scene boy scene boy...

    Pietker :L

    and yeah ok I'm a slut

    Vince Noir is pretty stupid


    Love you lots like Anal beads :L

    xx


    58 Wochen her
  • luv -KasiaKa-Ka-

    Well it is Moffat o clock in Montgomery...

    In response to your question...

    Je ne suis pas tout à fait sûr en quel jour William arriverai à la maison de ses vacances merveilleuses en France, si je découvre, je vous fais le plus certainement savoir. Mais pour l'instant aucun j'ai peur que je ne connaisse pas jeune David.

    You may translate that or just read the odd word =] Lol

    Ok then

    Good Barbados =]

    71 Wochen her
  • Micah
    Micah

    add me new msn now!!! :D spikes15@hotmail.com

    72 Wochen her
  • I Love Youu Lucy.
    I Love Youu Lucy.

    david lmao i can and you know it!!
    haha come on theres no need for this
    ive resigned!!

    73 Wochen her
  • luv -KasiaKa-Ka-

    OBOMOBO!!! haha you are here >>>> DIVAD olleh divad woh era ouy??? ybbed ybbut cbb swen! hey makarena AAAYY! :D
    Xxx

    77 Wochen her
  • Emma
    Emma

    dont know if u rmbr me but anyway its emma germany and i went to first skl and middle skl with u but left in yr6

    86 Wochen her
  • Damian
    luv Damian

    Do my quiz !!!!!

    86 Wochen her