1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and man-ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fuck you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like pumping iron.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one th

Put yes or no ..
(no) Stolen a car
(yes) Been in love
(yes) Been dumped
(yes) shoplifted
(yes) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(yes) Been arrested
(yes) Made out with a stranger
(yes) Done more with a stranger
(yes) Had a crush on a teacher
(no) Seen someone die
(yes) Been on a plane
(yes) Met someone in person from internet
(yes) Been moshing at a concert
(no) Been in an abusive relationship
(yes) Love someone or miss someone right now
(yes) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(no) Had a tea party
(yes) Flown a kite
(yes) Built a sand castle
(yes) Gone puddle jumping
(yes) Played dress up
(yes) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(yes) Gone sledding
(yes) Cheated while playing a game
(yes) Been lonely
(yes) Fallen asleep at work/school
(yes) Used a fake id
(yes) Watched the sun set
(no) Felt an earthquake
(yes) Touched a snake
(yes)Slept beneath the stars
(yes) Been tickled
(yes) Been robbed
(yes) Been misunderstood
(yes) Patted a reindeer/goat
(yes) Won a contest
(yes) had sex before
(yes) Been in a car accident
(no) Had braces
(yes) Felt like an outcast
(yes) Eaten a whole bucket of ice cream in one night
(yes) Had deja vu
(no) Danced in the moonlight
(yes) Hated the way you look
(yes) Witnessed a crime
(no) Pole danced @ skol
(yes) Questioned your heart
(no) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(yes) Squished barefoot through the mud
(yes) Been lost
(yes) Been to the opposite side of the country
(yes) Swum in the ocean
(yes) Felt like dying
(no) ever thought of going into the army
(no) Cried yourself to sleep
(yes) Played cops and robbers
(yes) thought about some one naked
(yes) Recently coloured with crayons/coloured pencils/markers -
(yes) Sung karaoke
(yes) Paid for a meal with only coins
(yes) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(yes) Made prank phone calls
(no) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(yes) Danced in the rain
(yes) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(no) Been kissed under a mistletoe
(yes) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(yes) Blown bubbles
(yes) felt sick in the stomach because of a girl/boy you thought about
(yes) Made a bonfire on the beach
(yes) Crashed a party
(yes) Gone rollerskating
(yes) Had a wish come true
(no) Humped a monkey
(yes) Ate dog/cat food
(yes) Told a complete stranger you loved them
(no) Kissed a mirror
(yes) Sang in the shower
(no) Have a little black dress
(yes) Had a dream that you married someone
(yes) Glued your hand to something
(no) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(yno) going out with some one now
(yes) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
(no) Been a cheerleader!!
(yes) Sat on a roof top
(yes) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(no) Done a one-handed cartwheel
(no) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(yes) Stayed up all night
(no) Didn't take a shower for a week
(yes) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(yes) Climbed a tree
(yes) Had a tree house
(no) Are scared to watch scary movies alone
(yes) Believe in ghosts
(no) Have more then 30 pairs of shoes (or wish to)
(yes) Worn a really ugly outfit just to see what others say (or hair do)
(yes) Gone streaking
(yes) Played chicken
(no) Got pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(yes) Broken a bone
(yes) Been easily amused
(yes) Caught a fish then ate it
(yes) Made porn
(no) Had a threesome
(yes) Caught a butterfly
(yes) Laughed so hard you cried
(no) Cried so hard you laughed
(yes) Mooned/flashed someone
(yes) Had someone moon/flash you
(yes) Cheated on a test
(no) Have/had a Good Charlotte or Green Day CD
(yes) Forgotten someone's name
(yes) Slept naked
(no) French braided someones hair
(yes) Gone skinny dipping in a pool
(yes) Been kicked out of your house
(yes) Gone and hugged the wrong person
(yes) talked about marr

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. would you go with me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?