1,Indicators will give away your next move. A confident Irish driver avoids using them.

2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because somebody else will fill in the space, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit.

4. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially with WW, MO or MH plates. With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.

5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.

6. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It's a good way to prepare other drivers entering the motorway.

7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are not enforceable in Ireland during rush
hour.

8. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tyre. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.

9. Learn to swerve abruptly without signalling. Ireland is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Department of Public Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them alert!

10. It is tradition in Ireland to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.

11. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is important to exit your vehicle through the windscreen right away. Wearing your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.

12. Remember that the goal of every Irish driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.

13. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended. Can anybody say COMPO??!!

What's the first thing you thought in your head when you woke up today?
this is what it feels like to be sober waking up

If your best friend confessed that they can see the future, you would...?
ask them what the fuck is coming up in the leaving....

Write a random quote that comes to your head:
if shes old enough to pull her pants up shes old enough to pull them down

Do you get annoyed when surveys mention a band you\'ve never heard of?
nope

What's your opinion about Katy Perry's song "I kissed a girl"?
gd choooon!

What's your least favorite pizza topping?
onion....(sick)

What would you do if you discovered the US was now drafting for the war?
wouldnt care......

Are you even living in America, or are you from another country?
sometimes i think its brazil but its ireland

What's your favorite social website?
bebo

Do you believe in heaven? If so, what's it like? If not, why?
we all have to go somewhere like... it has rivers of dutch!

What''s your favorite video game?
fifa 09 or grid

What kind of mood are you in right now, and why?
tired

What's your opinion of high school?
THE GREATEST LOAD OF SHIIIIITE!!!

Do you perfer the country or city?
city.....

Texting: Is it fun, evil, boring, or none of the above?
ahh its alrit... wrecks my head after awhile dou!

What email service do you use for your main (or only) email account?
hotmail

What's your favorite dumb pick-up line?
hows your bosca?

What are your plans for the next 48 hours?
sleep try and study in d morn and more sleep

Disney Channel shows are all pretty cheesy, aren't they?
im nerli 18 i dont watch that shite

What's your opinion on the Jonas Brothers?
the who brothers?

What are some of your favorite singers/bands?
eminem at the min... and joe budden

Why do the lead singers in bands always get the most recognization?!
well in girl bands its cause there buers....

What's your favorite type of weather?
nice and warm! but the sun isnt blinding ya!

What's your opinion on reading books?
would ya stop....

You're given a chance to act in a hollywood blockbuster! Would you accept?
ah 4 d crak sure!

How often do you go on to Youtube?
once twice a day

It's possible to be addicted to anything... What are you addicted to?
bebo... youtube and wrecked.com

Back when Spongebob Squarepants was famous, were you interested in it?
naaaah

What's your dream pet?
boxer dog

When you were little, did you ever like Pokemon?
sorry 2 say...... ya

How often do you get headaches?
not much but im gettin 1 now

Do you have any songs stuck in your head right now? If so, what?
old times sake.... eminem

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
mysterious times
WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
short circuit

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
whats her name

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
jesus of suburbia

WHAT DO YOUR EX'S THINK OF YOU?
we come one

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
dont do it

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
sun is shining

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
rabbit run

ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
concrete

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
change your mind

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
trance up

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
we be burning

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
rock to the rhythm

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
best friend

HAPPY TIMES:
tutti frutti

SAD TIMES:
on ball
EVERY DAY:
rythem of the night

FOR TOMORROW:
walk this way

FOR YOU:
do you remember

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME:
lovers and friends

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
wouldnt get far

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
look at me now

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
ride

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
california love

HOW WILL I DIE?
so seductive

THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT?
put a donk on it