The following is the list of the top 30 names from the book, many of which are street names and most of which incorporate body part or sexual slang:

1.Cocks, Cornwall
2.Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
3.Bell End, Worcestershire, England
4.Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
5.Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
6.Muff, County Donegal, Ireland (Not part of Britain or UK)
7.Fingringhoe, Essex, England
8.Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
9.Shitterton, Dorset, England
10.Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
11.Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
12.Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
13.Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
14.Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
15.Funbag Drive, Watford, England
16.Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
17.Beaver Close, Surrey, England
18.Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
19.Felch Square, Powys, Wales
20.Lickfold, West Sussex, England
21.Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
22.Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
23.Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
24.Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
25.Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
26.Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
27.Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
28.Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
29.Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
30.Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England

Other entries include North Piddle (from the Old English word pidele, meaning marsh), Pratt's Bottom, Ugley, and Spital-in-the-Street (a hamlet in Lincolnshire with a name based on the Middle English spitel, meaning hospital). Gropecunt Lane in Oxford has been renamed "Magpie Lane".

The 90's Rocked!
THE BEST DAYS...

Before the MySpace AND bebo frenzy.

Before the Internet & text messaging.

Before mp3's & iPods.

Before Paris Hilton.

Before Masturbating every night.

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.

Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.

WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs and taped songs off the radio on a
sunday.

When you would do rolley polleys all over the field at playtime

When crash bandicoot was the best game

When wearing summer dresses and shorts to school in the summer made you wake up with a smile.

When the playtimes during summer seemed to last for ages.

Way back, when you played skipping.

When spice girls were KOOL

When POGS ruled

Hide-n-Seek after school till it got dark.

Hopskotch.

Hula Hoops.

Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.

The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.

Running through the sprinklers.

The first TAMAGOCHI's and Yo-Yo's...

Pokemon! Need I say more!?!?!

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

AND those little Milk cartoons, with a straw

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in
your duvet

Live n' Kicking...remember that?

Hey Arnold,

X-Men

Doug,

Rugrats,

CatDog

The original Power Rangers Or what about:

The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

Ren & Stimpy.

Rocko's Modern Life.

AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

Clarissa Explains it All.

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Kenan & Kel.

magic school bus.

pinky and the brain.

blossom.

hangin with mr.cooper.

the adventures of winnie the pooh.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class trips.

Like LEGOLAND!

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When 5 pounds seemed like a million.

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys R Us ruled.

Go back to the time when decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' and 'make up
make up never ever break up'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big
people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

When sweets from ALLDAYS was the highlight of your day.

Hometime was the best part of the day.

When the only thing you cried over was your mum being late to pick
you up.

When stress was addition and subtraction.

When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.

When shaving cream was just meant for play.

Remember when someone "Got the lergies" and you had to cross your
fingers you didn't get infected.

When valentines day meant cards for all.

When birthdays were a class event.

When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.

who would have thought youd miss the 90's so much

Christian Vieri
"Once the most rambunctious target-man in Europe, the Inter forward now heads the ball with his eyes shut and an expression on his face that calls to mind a spaniel about to be struck with a rolled-up newspaper."
Harry Pearson

Patrick Vieira
"Vieira, oo-ooh!
Vieira, oo-ooh!
He comes from Senegal,
His dad's a cannibal."
Opposing Fans to the tune of Dean Martin's "Volare".

Alan Shearer
"A man so dull he once made the papers for having a one-in-a-bed romp."
Nick Hancock

David Seaman
Q: Why do Spanish men make great lovers?
A: Because they can lob Seaman from 40 yards.

Wayne Rooney
Michael Owen used to be the baby-faced assassin,Rooney is more like the assassin-faced baby.
The Guardian

Jason Roberts
"You are talking about a man who spelt his name wrong on his transfer request."
Gary Megson

Laurent Robert
"Robert said I was picking the wrong team. At the time I was - because he was in it."
Bobby Robson

Gary Neville
"Paul Scholes with 4 players in front of him - 5 if you count Gary Neville."
Darragh Moloney

Savo Milosevic
Villa fans saw him aim a spit at them - but knowing him, he would probably have missed.
Aston Villa fanzine

Vinnie Jones
"Hard men? Well there was that picture of him holding Gazza's wotsits. In my day we called someone who done that a poof."
George Best

Ruud Van Nistelrooy
"What a player. Even when he farts he seems to score."
Alessandro Del Piero

Dennis Wise
"He would start a fight in an empty house."
Alex Ferguson

Denis Irwin
"A boring old shite."
Jack Charlton

Tony Hateley
"Tony Hateley had it all. The only thing he lacked was ability."
Tommy Docherty

Andy Goram
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams."
Sung by Kilmarnock fans after the Rangers goalkeeper was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.

Steven Gerrard
"Who is he?"
Steffen Effenberg

Stan Collymore
"I rang Alex Ferguson to see if he'd swap Collymore for Cole. He thought about it for a few seconds, then asked: "How many bags?""
John Gregory

Tomas Brolin
"I can't imagine him jumping for a ball. One of his eyelashes might come out."
George Graham

Lee Bowyer
"I don't think he is racist at all; I think he would stamp on anyone's head."
Rodney Marsh

Craig Bellamy
"You,ve got both ends of the spectrum at Newcastle.
On the one hand there's Alan Shearer, who is rightly regarded as an ambassador for the game, on the other hand you have Craig Bellamy."
Dean Kiely

David Beckham
I don't think he's a great player. He can't kick with his left foot, he doesn't score many goals, he can't head a ball and he can't tackle. Apart from that he's all right."
George Best

Peter Beardsley
"He is the only person who, when he appears on TV, causes daleks to hide behind the sofa."
Nick Hancock

Nick Barmby
"Why do people keep signing Nick Barmby"
Jimmy Greaves

Lorenzo Amoruso
"Somebody compared him to Billy McNeil, but I don't remember Billy being crap."
Tommy Docherty

Tony Adams
"Eeee-yore! Eeee-yore! Eeee-yore!"
Opposition fans