HOLLY -- e.g. "I gave it holly"---I put a fair bit of effort into it.

B0LLIX----Pat Spillane or any kerry players or supporters

MIGHTY---Very good

HAMES---A right ****e-e.g.-"He made a hames of that chance"

TIMBER---Intimidation of a hurling opponent - e.g.- "Show him some timber"

LAMP----A good thump---e.g.-"I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back"

A CROWD---A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
of violence -e.g-Meath supporters

SCHKELP---To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures -- e.g. "That whore from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg"

HATCHET MAN---Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts

BULLIN'---Angry-e.g-"The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him"

BULL THICK---Very angry-e.g.-"The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again"

JOULT---A push-e.g.-"I gave him ! a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks"

THE COMM-A-TEEE---Local GAA bullshitters in general

BUSHTED---An undefined soreness-e.g.-"Jayz me arm is bushted"

THE BOMBER---Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

A HANG SANGWIDGE---Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter

RAKE-A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

INDANAMAJAYSUS (in-da-nama-Jaysus)--! -What was that for referee?

YA B0LLIX YA---Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent

LEH-IT-IN-TA-FcuK-WUD-YA---Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

MULLOCKER---Untidy or awkward player released for matches

BURST THE B0LLIX---Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

ROW---Disagreement involving four or more players

MASSIVE ROW---Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences

ALL-HELL-BROKE-LOOSE---A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai

My GIRLFRIEND -
My big legend - Niall Dowling(he's d onli BIG thing i know!)
My mum- May Nolan She'd do anything for me lol
My dad - Richie Doyle, What a legend
My big sister - Sarah o Rielly
My big brother - Mixer, hes actually me cus but who cares
My twin - Scally, wer'e d complete opposite
My little sister - Me lil sis Niamh
My uncle - Squiff
My aunt - Kathy Holden, watch dis space
My cousin -laura wall(she is honestly)
My daughter - lorna lannon
my brother from another mother - Aron letteresse a.k.a azza
My son - Waqlly Crowley, funny fucker
My brother-in-law - Bobby Walsh
My sister-in-law - Jenny O Keeffee
My best friend - Stephen Walsh
My other best friend - alice norris
My Lightbulb- Laura Tobin She's d brightest thing in d corner of a room
My niece - Emma Holden
My nephew - Joey O Hanlon(Mendoza)
My guardian - Chris o Hanlon
My personal shopper - Elaine Delahunty
My slave - Kitty Crowley (American pussy)
My shoppoholic friend - Jenny O Keeffee
My god mother - Kim Mahon
My god father - Michael Grace
My siamese twin - Sarah dunphy
My valentine -
My chatterbox - CAthy Jones(Jepetto)
My hot admirer -
My oder hot admirer -
My sxc admirrer - Karina Browne
My oder admirrer - Aoife Copas
My messer upper - Stella Howley
My cleaner - My Mammy
My B.F.K- Kim kelly
My fellow streker for oxegen! - Ian Dunphy
My Dominatrix - Siobhan Foran xxx
My Famous friend - A.J Wall- every young 1 from here to piltown an mullinavegas knows bout him
My t-shirt Buddy - Siobhan 'Penguin' Dunphy.
My Caitlin O Reilly? - em.. Caitlin ???
My Squishalicious! - Erika O Brien
My Arse cleaner - Niamh Law
My experience - Eddie blackmore
My Bomb - Tom Dunphy
My Fist - Rebecca Briscoe
My Tall Female townie Person - Vicki
My Jagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Jade