What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk ?
"My Zipper"
-CRAP ! there's something wrong with my phone ! (whaat?) Your numbers not on it
-Do you work at subway (no) cause you just gave me a footlong !
-Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck ?
-Is that a keg in your pants ? (no) Ohh, cause I wanna tap thaat !
-Screw me if I'm wrong;; but haven't we met before ?
-How bout you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up ?
-Do you have a map ? because I just keep getting lost in your eyes
-You're like a spanner ; everytime i see you my nuts tighten
-I bet I can kiss you without touching you (kiss them and then say you lost the bet)
-If I had a Garden, i'd put my tulips and your tulips together
-Did it hurt ? (huh) when you fell from heaven
-I'm sorry, were you talking to me ? (no) well do you want to ?
-Your father must be a thief (whaat?) cause your father stole the stars from the sky and puts them in your eyes
-Are those space pant's? - cause your ass is out of this world !
-The last time i saw you ;; i was dreaming
-Is there a mirror in your pants ? cause I can see myself in them
-Do you have sore legs ? cause you've been running through my mind
-( start a convo ) Were have you been overseas ( let em answer ) Oh i 've been to....... etc but I real wana go to ths place . Um ? i think it starts with Your and ends in Bed ?
-Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
-That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
-You have more curves than a race track.
-Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
-Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
-Do you want to see something swell?
-Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
-Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
-The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
-Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
-You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
-You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
-Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
-Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
-I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
-You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
-Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?

single or taken?
in between

what was the last thing you laughed really hard about, and why?
bitchinq bout cheese tday in p.e.

who was the last person you sat beside at a restaurant?
mummyyy.

will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
NO WAY ! Saturday tomorrow, YUSS.

is anyone with you right now?
nooo.

were you dating anyone this time of year last year?
ithinkso.

where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?
on my ex's couch

what makes you happy?
that boy, my friends, my phone (:

when was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
today.

do you laugh a lot?
all th time.

connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
mummyyyy.

if you have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
snakebites

could you cry right now?
yes i could,

do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
yeep.

have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
almost.

last person you told a secret to?
hayley

are you in a good mood right now?
not reallyy.

who is the last person that called you?
nan;

what are you doing tomorrow?
hopefully going to the movies with my mummy (:

what bed did you sleep in last night?
my own,

whats the best thing that happened to you this weekend?
it hasn't happened yet.

what were you doing at midnight last night?
iwas asleep

do you ever turn your cell phone off?
nope.

would you ever hug the last person you hugged again?
of course i would.

are you a shy person?
HELLNO.

looking forward to anything?
omq yeees.

what was the last thing you drank?
water, soon to be my midori & lemonade

do you miss anyone?
yeeep , trent x

is your hair naturally curly or straight?
wavy.

when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
at like 20 past 3.

think back to July 2008, were you single?
no idon't believe iwas.

do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
if they're about something good

is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to at all anymore?
yes theere is.i'm going to text him right now !

how was your birthday?
my last one was alright, hopefully thursday is gonna be good (:

have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?
yess, sorry elric.

who was the first person you talked to today?
my mum.

do you think that you will be married within ten years?
maybe, hope so.

have you ever done something you promised yourself you wouldnt?
yes, worst mistake ever.

what are you listening to right now?
replay- iyaz.

were you single on your last birthday?
no iwas not.

what was the last movie you watched?
NEWMOON.

do you have a reason to smile right now?
i guess.

would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
hellyes. i wish i NEVER let him go.

do you talk a lot?
ofcoursee.

would you marry for money?
depend's howmuch.

are you happy with life at the moment?
not reallly.

are your nails painted?
my toenails.

last song played more than three times?
replay,

tie yourself to someone for a day, who is it?
someone special (:

first thing u did when u woke up this morning?
looked at my phonee.

what kind of cell phone do u have?
sony ericsson w508 (:

name two random things you like;
BOYS AND MAKEUP.

how many piercings do you have?
123 4

how many tattoos do you have?
none, yet

Kyle :
so what you got planned for your weekend
Jayde :
SLEEPOVER
Kyle :
omg can i come!!
Jayde :
haha PYJAMA PARTY! you have to wear pink pj's and bring makeup kgood?
Kyle :
what bout league shorts??
Jayde :
no.
Kyle :
just dont want to see my hairy legs
Jayde :
haha. PINK PYJAMAS OR NO ENTRY TO MY ROOM.
Kyle :
i will sneak in through the window
Jayde :
no you will not.
Kyle :
yes i got a ladder
Jayde :
i got ..... nothing.



lol he didn't wnt me to put this on here.