Drunk as a skunk, lean as a DEAN says:
im sure they had some sodomy that Mr Wilde would be proud of though
Drunk as a skunk, lean as a DEAN says:
and i aint talking about Oscar
Poison Girl - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade          says:

Poison Girl - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade          says:
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunk as a skunk, lean as a DEAN says:
omg right
Drunk as a skunk, lean as a DEAN says:
i know where he lives
Drunk as a skunk, lean as a DEAN says:
you know that road next to Wickes? well there's a house down there called Wilde residence
Drunk as a skunk, lean as a DEAN says:
many children have been there
Drunk as a skunk, lean as a DEAN says:
few have come out


Dean - Send transmission from the one armed scissor. CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY! says:
ere Steff
Dean - Send transmission from the one armed scissor. CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY! says:
2 aerials meet on a roof
Dean - Send transmission from the one armed scissor. CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY! says:
and decide to get married
Dean - Send transmission from the one armed scissor. CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY! says:
the wedding was shite but the reception was brilliant!

Deaf's funny, blind's just tragic
I don't take money out with me, I just take my top off
I just lost my uterus!!
Sir you perv!! / What?! Everyone has a hobby
I'll just go home...eat my sausage...
Apparently I'm not allowed to say 'nigger' anymore...
Is Penal illegal? / Only if you're under 16
It's 9:53 now... it'll be 9:54 in a minute...
It's an illusion!
Is that dog real?
We didn't do christmas until I realised it was meant to happen
I can't fit big things in my mouth
We've never been to Pontins...
I'm WELSH?!?!
Shut up? I bet you're welsh!
My great grandma and grandad came over here and...well here i am!
Why's everything in McDonalds called Mc something?
So, you want to be a ninja?!
Crack mother.....
It's quite pleasant to watch...
It's O.K, he's got a beard
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't cross the road
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get out of my garden
God said "what do you want, an inny or an outy?"
I've got stickiness on my digits!
Does sushi taste like jizz? / I don't know, I've never tried sushi before...
It's bad when you can smell your own shit
Argh!! You got the boney part of my head!!
It's like chocolate in my heart
I just want to melt you and smother my body with you
What do you want a banana peeler for?!
I want to be a bacterium
I was licking it to keep it alive
You're just a twig, with socks for woman parts
I feel like a smoked salmon
I'm going to start comparing everyone to cutlery
Margret!!! Margret!!!!
My ovary hurts! Just the left one though...
...and thats why I can't wear socks in bed.
I can't get my feet on!
Trying to get an appointment with you is like climbing the Eiffel Tower with a blindfold and no arms
Getting in touch with you is like E.T trying to call home
She looked straight at me! Straight into my eyes! SHE COULD SEE INTO MY SOUL!!!
Don't you think Irish people are like cavemen?
He's so far back in the closet he's got his own season ticket to Narnia!
Do you like the way she's slowly trying to get her face the same colour as her hair?
I'll give you two moneys if I can shit on the floor
Every breath I take is a breath closer to my funeral
You know when you've had a good night when you've had a shit on the stairs and blame it on the dog
Tasmin you thought tadpoles were sperm cells / Just don't go collecting frog spawn
There was nothing in the sandwich
So now you're blind as well as orange?
Stop licking my triangle!
Next thing she's wearing my stopwatch
When i saw him he proper scared me... I thought he was wearing a balaclava!
You look like a sunflower... No! A mace!
I'm smart... I can see things
I don't trust pensioners
I feel special, just like a retard
What time does the hospital close?
ARGH! I've just nudged a lesbian!!
When's the car coming? / Hehe cars coming... / Well the do have a lot of horse power...
How do you evaluate 7 degrees?
I could ride bare-arsed to London on that
I have a phobia of pricks
How does it take so long to answer a kettle?
Isn't your umbilical cord attached to your belly button on the inside?
He looks just like a black man
So it's that thing you spray on sheep?
If you need to carry protection just carry a knife / Or a condom
If someone had hold of your Henry Hall's you have to headbutt them
I'm going to gallop it's easier
Goddamn Polski
Blood under high pressure causes the semi...
If we hit Jordan, does he lose his surname?
I'd have put a snickers in her bag and said she hadn't paid for it
I just walked into the toilet and thought, that's weird, theres urinals in here...