1.) Fine : When a woman has either lost an arguement and knows it, or when she has decided she is right and that she has to end it quickly. Some may argue that this is the same thing.

2.) Five Minutes : Is only 5 mins if you have just said "Seriously honey, the match/movie/show I'm watching and have been looking forward to watching is over in 5 mins, do you mind if I watch it?". It is never 5 mins when its a case of her saying "Sure honey, book the taxi, it will only take me 5 mins to get ready....:

3.) Nothing : Ever heard of the calm before the storm? This is it... Nothing always means something, and you can be assured that any question that starts with "Nothing" will always end with "Fine"

4.) Go Ahead : Stop. This does not mean you can do it, this is her daring you to. Step away from the xbox and do whatever she wants. Or when you ask whats wrong you'll be told "Nothing"

5.) Loud Sigh : Granted this isn't actually a word, but it IS an important nonverbal statement. A loud sigh means she believes you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing about "Nothing."

6.) That's Okay : The most dangerous combinations of words a woman can use. Simply transtaled as "she is going to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your supposed mistake."

7.) Thanks : She is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Her polite way of saying FUCK YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: The second most dangerous combination. She has asked you to do something twice (maybe 3 times if she is patient), but is now doing it herself. This will always result in you asking asking 'What's wrong?' The answer will involve most of the above and never no.7."

I lie awake all night, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to find you and squeeze you, because I'll never forget last night. You came to me during the star filled night, and what happened stills leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and without any reservations, caressed on my naked form. You sensed my hesititation, and started to bite my body without any guilt or humiliation, you drove me crazy while your mouth probed my body and left me feeling dry.

Finally I fall asleep, still thinking about that night. When I woke up, you were gone without so much as a farewell, no clues to where to find you when I desired to hold you again. My beaten and bruised body showing the marks of our elicit affair, a constant reminder of our night of passion.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you. As soon you appear I will grab you and I'll never let you. I will hold you tight with all my strength so you won't disappear ever again. I will hold you until you don't think you can breathe and fear you'll pass out...

...and then I'll consider us even you blood thieving little mosquito.

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