1) When was the last time you saw the 4th person on your top friends list?
lucy lu face it was saturday, as we rocked out to the elite of local bands

2) How much money do u have atm?
in my wallet i have i think about 30 quid..... i like my salary

3) What is in your handbag right now?
butler and wilson wallet (pride and joy!) make up (bare essentials) mp3 player, head phones, book, receipts, tissues, house keys, train ticket, rings, necklace aaaaand hair bobbles

4) Wallpaper on your phone?
me kissing zac efron (he's legal!! it's fine!!)

5) Next time you will kiss someone?
prob when i drink too much

6) Where was your Profile picture taken?
in radio k

7) Who was your last text from?
leanne leanne leanne telling me that i am preserving my boil

What's the most interesting thing that happened to you today?
oh jemma and i bought soreen at lunch and ate it all when we came back into work num num num

9) What's your favorite number?
7

10) Does your crush like you back?
hahahhahahaaaaaa!! which one? i am a crush whore!

11) What is your current mood?
slightly fed up and warm

12) Last people you hung out with?
work ppl today, or my mum

13) What color shirt are you wearing?
i have a purple polo neck on, no shirt

14) Do you have a crazy side?
crazy... yes u could say that only sometimes though

15) What's better to love or to be loved?
ummmmmmm be loved i think, it's not nice loving someone and they don't love you back, though someon loving u and then u not loving them also not so nice so maybe i'lljust become the crazy dog lady at the end of the street and just love my dogs

16) What was the highlight of your week?
so far going to they gym (how sad but i've missed it) or it willbe tonight christmas light turn on in carrickfergus!!

17) Whose car were you in last?
my da's heated leather seat, yush!

1 What are you listening to?
office noise and a 'vroooooooooooom' phone ring tone

19) Do you get along with girls?
most of them

20) Last movie you saw in cinema?
james bond with laura singing the theme tune

21) Have you ever cheated on a gf/bf?
nope

22) What was the last thing you drank?
water, healthy healthy

23) Are you happy right now?
aye, could do with some air con on and i'd be a happy wee bunny

24) What's the last thing someone said to you?
'what is ur ultimate bad time?' we have this discussion a lot in work

25) Where is your phone?
to the right of me on a wee shelf on my desk

26) What color is your hair?
blonde mc ting ting colour

27) Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
right this moment, scanning, and my hair aaaaaaand my 'boil'

2 If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
water and a shower

29) Who makes you happiest right now?
bandit poo face!!!

30) What were you doing at midnight last night?
have a snooze

31) What is the last thing you thought about?
that i have some soreen left under my desk and how i can eat it with out anyone seeing me

33) When is your birthday?
19th may

35) How do you feel about your hair right now?
urgh

36) Where does most of your family live?
co. antrim or scotland

37) Are you tan?
no, wee ghostie

3 What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
i wanna stay in bed!!!! how can i skive?

39) Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
yeah, that doesn't seem to difficult

40) What color are your eyes?
blue, like my papa's

41) What are you doing now?
typing and thinking i might not get this done before 5 :s

42) What is one thing you question a lot?
the normality of ppl in work

43) Do you think you lead people on?
umm no i dont think so

44) Are you married?
nope

45) Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
nope, cynical to the end!

46) Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
yup! but it's fine, i don't like them either.... there's loads actually

this is sam's lovely story of ordering a pizza --- TIT!


...so I'm stoned and fancy a pizza. Even though I had a Burger King today and a feed of peas and potatoes. My mum had made pies but I didn't care for them too much because it was basil and chicken. And something else but I forget, it'll come to me. Anyhoo, I digress. I want to order a Dominos. However, herein lies the complexity of my train of thoughts; I don't like ordering things over the phone. I asked my friend Adam if he would order for me, but alas no. Adam, as it turns out is on MSN, and not a figment of my imagination. I then texted the Caugheyiest of the Caughey and Miss Jones (an interesting antidote here follows: John Barryman sings her a song. Just for her mind, not you!) Sarah was busy and Laura was probably in bed, after a many arduous shift. So, I grew balls, and phoned. Though, for this to happen I had to type on MSN (Adam's conversation) so I had something to read.

Dear reader, I called them.

he then proceeded to txt me a picture of ordered pizza - againg TIT!

love you sam!

a year ago today i walked through our front door to find this quivering heap of black fur, all curled up as small as it could go.

"DAD!!!!" i yelled out "what is this?!" as i pointed to said small quivering heap

" oh we're just looking after it for uncle allan!" now any one who knows my dad knows not to give him a dog to look after as he will keep - he will decided it is not getting looked after properly in it's current home and he will just have to keep it.

so, as is often the custom, once i asked dad a question i look to mum to get the truth - " don't look at me. ask your father!" came the response to this look.

well this quivering heap has stayed in our wee family for a year now. we all have more bruises, less sleep, covered in stray dog hairs, sore throats from yelling and more odd socks!!

bandit has so far chewed through:
countless socks
basketball
numerous dog toys
glasses case
file o fax
paper
tissues
envelopes
bears x 3
brazil nuts
blankets
and stuff!

this wee dog has most definately brought more love and laughs into our house so even though he steals all my stuff and is fast becoming the favourite with mum and dad i would not be with out him!!

hearts and hugs for bandit poo/poo pants/farty face/loser face/pooperscoop/'my wee brother' - bandit on his birthday!!!